The Neighbor answering questions was his idea. I don’t know what I expected, but his answers are soooo him: none of them are more than a couple of lines, he forgot parts of #3 and totally skipped #5 (they’re answered now!), and there isn’t one poetic note in the lot. Yet, the whole exercise is a love note. It’s not flowery or sappy or verbose, but it is all him. All of it.
Incidentally, we agreed that if he didn’t have the questions to me by 1 am last night then I could come over before his alarm went off and stick an ice cube up his ass (we did that once and I think he loved and hated it in equal measures).
His punishment for the incomplete work wasn’t an ice cube, though, it was my icy-cold skin pressed against his hot furry body this morning on my way to work at the ass crack of dawn. I rubbed his shaved head and massaged his shoulders as he cringed against the early morning wake-up call. I think it was a perfect punishment.
This entire experiment has been fun and I thank you all for your thoughtful questions, but I have to admit that from my perspective he didn’t give up a whole lot more than what I’ve already shared – have I told y’all he used to play poker for a living? Yeah, well, he did for more than a year when he dropped out of college.
I’d love to see if you guys feel like you’ve gotten a window into exactly who is TN. Other than the fact that he is one opaque motherfucking window. Ha!
Having said that, his answer to Molly’s question (#8) was a total surprise to me. Thanks to Byn, Savannah Carrier (fka Mrs. Warm Creme), ‘Tis, Jayne, Cara, Lively Wife, Annie, Tongueking and Molly for submitting questions!
1. TN, what do you love most about Hy?
She’s a genuinely good person, and she’s emotionally open and caring for her friends and for me. Also: ‘dat ass.
2. If you could invite any of the Hy’s WP friends into your bed to play with you and Hy, who would you choose and why?
I haven’t really met any of her WP friends, so I’d have to let her decide!
3. TN, what would you say is your best feature? What do you think Hy would say is your best feature? And finally, why?
Beyond some obvious physical attributes it would probably be my protective and very caring personality, and I think she’d agree. Because it’s something she really hasn’t had in her other relationships to my knowledge… at least not to the extent that she has it now.
This man. This body.
4. TN, Considering all of the history between you two, what do you believe keeps you two together?
Our personalities seem to mesh very well together. She helps me when I’m down, and vice versa.
5. What factor or personality trait does Hy possess to have retained you within the close emotional confines of a relationship?
Same as #1 and #4.
6. If you could take Hy on a date anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?
She’s laughing her ass off at this one. I am *not* a world traveler by any means, and so I’d say that I would take her either out to a wonderful hotel for an entire weekend of spa and fucking, or a ski trip out to Vancouver.
7. Which pair of Hy’s panties are your favourite on her and which are your favourite on you?
She has a *lot* of variety, but my favorite on her would be anything with black lace. Most of them a pretty darn uncomfortable on me for obvious reasons, but she does have one pair though which I seem to remember being white with navy blue polka dots and a little bow on the top. The material is nice
All his favorites.
8. Do you ever take a sneaky read of Hy’s blog?
I did once, very early on after I had heard about it. I didn’t get far – to me this is a very personal outlet for her and I don’t want to violate that. I don’t want her to ever feel like she has to be careful what she says because I’m definitely going to read it – I won’t. I feel like I’m reading someone’s diary.
9. TN, What was the turning point in the relationship when staying became the best option?
I’m not really sure, it just kind of happened. We’ve had a slow progression for almost three years now,
10. What makes you cum??
That look of lust and the crazed sound of Hy losing her mind every time we fuck
11. Are you scared that in episodes of distress and arguments, Hy’s writing might have misrepresented you, and if so, – do you care?
Her writings are her own experience. I don’t think they always mirror my own perceptions, but I also don’t think that she’s ever willfully misrepresenting me. It’s hard to say that I wouldn’t care if there are things on her blog that I disagree with, but it doesn’t keep me up at night.
12. TN, having seen pictures of your chunky saucy sexy body, I wonder how you see yourself. How would you rate yourself, and what is your favorite body part?
I actually struggle a lot with body image, and so overall I see myself unfortunately quite negatively. I’d rate myself a 6 out of 10, best part would be my eyes, my ass, and maybe some other inappropriate areas.
13. tongueking: What is it like having such an sexually aggressive, insatiable cougar to take care of in the bedroom?
14. In your mind whats a perfect day look like? And then a perfect night?
No responsibilities, nothing to do, and good company all day. Night is much the same, but just add a hot meal, wine, and lots of sex!
[Ed. note: TN Tuesdays is a semi weekly meme which will share more of The Neighbor with my Internet Boyfriend. All photos have his approval before I post them. As always, he’s eager to see what you guys think and has requested that I share any comments.]