The fact that I have no sexual partner right now does nothing to quell my libido. I just woke up and my first thought was, “I wish someone was here to see this.”
Then I remembered I have this thing called a blog filled with people who actually would appreciate a sexy morning pic of me.
So, get ready, y’all. I’m gonna use and abuse you for my exhibitionistic pleasure in lieu of The Neighbor or any real live man to whom to send these salacious snapshots.
I hope you don’t mind!