I’m re-learning how to take nude selfies.

It’s funny how we get attached to things being a certain way, it’s like I’m a little old lady who likes her mashed potatoes lumpy.

In my old room, for example, I came to rely heavily on my east-facing windows which were to the left of my bed for my natural light.  It was so good in there, in fact, that most of my pictures were sans filter.  But here, in the new apartment, the orientation is all different.  My window still faces east, but now it’s on my right and I am much closer to it making my pictures very washed out or distorted by sunbeams — awful, I know — but I have a certain look I’m going for so this will take some getting used to.

So when I finally got to sleep in today I decided to practice a little.

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Can you spot the kitty?? 
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Can you see him now?  Turns out that Faisal wanted in on the action, too.

It’s always a little humbling to have to push a cat out of the way (repeatedly) of you trying to take nude selfies — doesn’t he know I’m trying to be all sexy?! — but I persevered and managed to get these two pics kitty-free.

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Bars of light.
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I’m nearly indecent in the ones like this.

I actually don’t mind the little light show, honestly, and I rather like the different look my new room affords!  Maybe it’s time to get creative with shadows and kitties!  Meow!

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A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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29 thoughts on “I’m re-learning how to take nude selfies.
  1. Well, those pics are just as beautiful as the ones in your old appartment!! I don’t see any problem here :-)

    I had a similar problem with my cat when I was trying to do yoga. Cats can be sooo annoying sometimes. But I hear dogs are just as bad though :-)

  2. I saw TWO ‘kitties’ in one of those pictures…WOW! It’s apparent that you’ve more than compensated for the changed lighting, as these pics are up to your usual standard of extreme HOTNESS..!!! Love them all..!!

  3. Wow, wow, wow! Loving the new light Hy, it’s just another progression, you still look as sexy & damn hot! Faisal is so cute, thinking, ‘aha, she’s up to this again!’ ;)

  4. (Waves Hi, it’s actually me, G, trying to take on a real name and shit).

    What a gorgeous set of photos there! I love that you pushed your limits a bit with showing that very soft-looking kitty. Sexy girl!

  5. Umm yeah I would KILL for your tiny tummy and waist.. but then I think about how hard I have to balance with this chest and realize that would make it more difficult. I am one of those weirdos who can lose weight but not in the boobs. They sit there all smug like nope we are here for the duration…sighs…I personally love the light play and think as you get more used to it you will find ways to work the different ways it filters in into your photos. Gorgeous as always.

  6. You could never take a bad picture of your gorgeous self.
    Wishing I could manage Boobday this week, but too much life chaos is still ensuing. Maybe I should ask the sonogram tech to give me a printout, the insides of my boobs are probably pretty wet?

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