Dogs know when you’re covered in pussy.

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Before I ever had sex, I thought it was an event that required me to want it, yet never show my desire. I was to fight it and be over powered by my lover’s immense skill and lust. It was slow, rhythmic, sweet. It was soundless, but for our soft breaths and words of love. And above all else, it was clean and dry,

I can practically hear everyone ever laughing at young, naive Hyacinth.

When I was 19, I lost my virginity and my fantasy sex world came crashing down around my sweet little ears.

First, it hurt like a bitch and my lover — despite what my romance-novel-educated brain told me — could not tell just by my tightness, my “virginal shyness” that I was, in fact, a virgin. He was just a hard up 20 year old who thought his penis was too small.

Second, after a few goes with different young men, I discovered that sex was actually a frantic activity. It was slow and wave-like — like what I’d seen on soap operas after school — only for the first 10 minutes of foreplay and about the first 30 seconds of penetration. Maybe. Then it was a no holds barred athletic event. Sweaty and exhausting.

Third, as my partners’ skills increased, I came to understand that I wasn’t a beautiful woman making passionate dulcet sounds of love beneath him. I was a human bagpipe which was played by a person who weighed up to 100lbs more than me by slamming his body into and onto mine. I barked, groaned, guffawed, spluttered, and moaned like a ghoul. I’ve never heard real sex sounds on screen in my life that wasn’t tagged as porn. We do a disservice to virgins everywhere by this, by the way.

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Lastly, it’s damn messy. Not only did I get slick with sweat if done right, but my pussy leaked her pungent juices all over him and me, tongues were everywhere leaving trails of saliva on hot skin, his cock ejaculated sticky, musky junk in and on and around us. M E S S Y.

Today, I make certain to include all of it, every last detail of the filthy beauty of coupling between people, in the hopes that a wayward Virgin might know what sex is really like. How thrilling it is to all six sense.

I look forward to the mess and the sounds and the smells. I won’t shower for a day after a dirty fuck and fill with lust whenever I think about what’s on my skin as I grocery shop or go to the bank.

And I especially, especially love leaving my scent on The Neighbor. Knowing that someone could possible catch a whiff of him and me and know what he’s been doing. HAWT.

That Sunday I wrote about yesterday?? Well, someone knew alright. The dogs.

He complained with a laugh later that they were all eye-balling him the second he walked through the door and he couldn’t keep them out of his crotch.

I could only laugh and feel proud of the dirty fucking sex we’d had that day. Fast, loud, sweaty, and messy, just like I never imagined it.

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A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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31 thoughts on “Dogs know when you’re covered in pussy.
  1. I was nodding my head when you said you don’t always shower after a dirty fuck. Yes! I love the scent and I want it to linger. I don’t want to move on so fast from the experience. And yep, our pets have followed the both of us around. They know a dirty fuck when they smell it.

  2. Oh I’m in complete ‘head nodding’ agreement with you Hy & hispetitelle. & Hy, love the colour purple against your tan lines. Ahhh bring on summer, ‘sigh’ :)

  3. Hyacinth,

    I am probably firmly in the minority who feel that sex isn’t considered passionate until our bodies are covered in sex fluids! After my lover and I achieve our initial orgasms and semen, vaginal fluids and saliva have saturated most of our bodies, it is time to engage in oral stimulation (again)! I lovingly imbibe the erotic mixture, taking it all in lick by tender lick. She achieves a succession or orgasms as I extract the sacred potion! Erotic doesn’t begin to describe this amazingly high plane of sexual pleasure. For those who haven’t made this discovery, I hope that you will break beyond the social restraints and explore this amazingly sensual world of love-making!

    Leave nothing behind for the dogs to sniff…lick it all up!

      1. I do agree with you about passion being there without the mess. But, the pleasure is way over the top when the mess is everywhere! Tasting each other and the love juices produces physical sensations and emotional responses that are difficult to describe. It is the visual aspect of the act as well as the tactile sensations combined with the concept that I and my lover are enjoying the fluids that our bodies produce.

        Too much information? Perhaps. But, good heavens, how we enjoy this!!

  4. I’m not sure what I believed as a teen. I think I was less naive (and I didn’t think *that* was possible!) than you in knowing about the sweaty, noisy mess it can be. Well, I did watch 9 1/2 weeks when I was 15 ;-)
    This said, it was more of an analytical knowledge than an experimental one. I didn’t learn to enjoy the sounds until a few months ago, I didn’t feel like making much sound before that. Either I didn’t need to because sex wasn’t that great for me, or on the rare occasions it was, I was always shushed and thrown pillows over my face to quell the noises. Not exactly highly erotic, nor leading to me wanting to make more noise next time :-/
    As for the juices… I hated the semen leaking from me after he was done. And I don’t think I ever enjoyed the scents and feeling of those bodily fluids until… a few months ago?! So you definitely beat me there :-)
    Well, I suppose that before, I’d never been with the right person, one who enjoys all the aspects of sex, the messy, noisy, smelly, joyful affair that great sex is!
    I’m glad you get to enjoy all the sexy, messy aspects of it… and I’m glad that you’re sharing them with us ;-)
    Oh, BTW, great pics! I’m slightly jealous of your tan lines ;-)

      1. Well, yes, seminal change indeed Nick.
        But you should know! After all, you have been one of my fervent supporters from the beginning of my sexual discovery :-)

          1. If reading my blog is your naughtiest secret, then you don’t have many as you’re one of the 4 people who openly signed up as a follower, so this doesn’t really count as a secret, does it?
            :-)

    1. I just want to hug you, Dawn! I know so many people (not just virgins!) have experienced sex in that way, too, and it’s too bad. What a joy they’re missing out on!

      I’m glad your sex is different now, that you’ve gotten a chance to see what it can truly be. xx Hy

      1. Oh Hy, thank you! I take all the hugs I can get :-)
        Yes, I agree, so many people have no clue what they’re missing out on!
        I’m glad too I got to make that discovery and I know I’m never going back to what once was.
        And while I’m here saying all this, I may as well thank you for your help along the journey :-)
        I probably wouldn’t be where I am if I hadn’t stumbled upon your blog, felt so welcome here, got to discover all sorts of great things and great people and felt this much needed, non-judgemental support from all of you. :-)
        Thank You XO

  5. Humans with dog-nose (such as myself) will also catch a whiff of it on strangers.

    And when I do, in the elevator, passing you in the aisle at the grocery store, walking into the bathroom stall just after you have used it, I can’t help but smile and think to myself: You lucky sonofabitch!

    :)

  6. “I look forward to the mess and the sounds and the smells. I won’t shower for a day after a dirty fuck and fill with lust whenever I think about what’s on my skin as I grocery shop or go to the bank.” — OMG I am the same way! I hate to have to was that intoxication off of me. I can swoon from the smell and the memory that comes flooding back! And then I get that smirky little smile knowing what a dirty lil slut I love to be! lol

    ” And I especially, especially love leaving my scent on The Neighbor. Knowing that someone could possible catch a whiff of him and me and know what he’s been doing. HAWT.” – VERY HAWT!!! lol

    Great read! Thanks for sharing! Oh and the picture tease was very enjoyable!

  7. Oh I do love this. I’ve been with a couple of men who didn’t care for the mess of sex. And it leaves me feeling very inhibited. So glad you are a shining example of how great the messy can be. Xoxox

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