Everyone, I am so sorry!
First, let me just tell you that today hasn’t been my day, but even before it went off the rails I thought Boobday was next Friday!!
Had the gorgeous lady that I asked to be the feature not pointed that out to me at MIDNIGHT last night I may still be clueless! No wonder y’all were sending me all your hot tits yesterday!
Anyway, I had work in the morning, a lovely well-woman check at noon where a 60-year-old woman with silver hair in a buzz cut violated me, and an appointment with the Genius Bar in the afternoon where the close-talking Mikey told me in no uncertain terms that my laptop had drowned in coffee. That was a $1000 accident.
Leaving the Apple Store I headed into rush hour where another driver alerted me to my flat tire.
And guess what? I don’t know how to change a tire!
I called everyone I know but no one could help, so I finally caved and called AAA.
Lucky for me I parked in front of a Mexican restaurant and so now I’m sipping a margarita that’s a little too sweet for my tastes, but I’ll fucking take it.
So, yeah. I haven’t been able to get to Boobday today.
I’m headed to dinner with a girlfriend next and then friends are staying the night as soon as I get home and without a laptop I can’t work on it in the privacy of my room.
I am so sorry!
There are tons of hot ass chicks this month, too! Can’t wait to get it up tomorrow!!
Love you all!