Oh, Online Dating, how I love you.
You bring me the most amazing little digital gifts in the form of texts, chats, and emails. Here I’ll share some of my favorites from the last month.
Like this fella who introduced me to some new shorthand.
Or this guy with whom I made a date for a couple of days after this thread who helped me understand that you’ve got to jump on an opportunity the moment it presents itself no matter what the fuck else you’ve got on the hopper.
Then you brought me the dude who — in case I wasn’t already clear – helped me clarify my stance on making jokes about rape.
You also put this guy in my path. He sent me a goat .gif. Then offered to send me an awkward email from his mother by way of explaining his sense of humor. I never got back to him on that. I mean, who doesn’t love goats?
And lastly, Online Dating, I have to thank you for this dude who once again reminded me that, just like my mother used to tell me, bragging gets you no where.
Is it even necessary for me to add what happened next?
I have to be honest that I sorta miss the ongoing IV of humor I have whilst out in front of all the men trying to impress me. It’s sorta like watching internet cats.