Katelyn rocks.

So a friend from California is staying at an Airbnb here in town and we were chillin’ and drinking and were trying to figure out who Katelyn the renter was and did she actually live in the condo or not.

We looked at books, pictures, in her closet. We found her rolled up dollar bill for cocaine and her ciggie stash in the kitchen drawer. 

Finally we thought to look for a vibrator and we got pay dirt in her bedside table.

Miss Katelyn not only has a fancy dildo/vibrator, but she also has half a dozen varieties of condoms. 

 Verdict??: She definitely lives here and SHES A MOTHERFUCKING BADASS. 

 Go Katelyn.

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10 thoughts on “Katelyn rocks.

  1. Airbnb means no privacy. It really does seem that searching the lady’s house is a bit much just for a bit of tawdry entertainment. Her equipment suggests to me that she might be a ‘night-cook’ in need of a little more money. Perhaps a few roses for her along with some expensive and classy rubbers might help you and your friend stockpile a bit of good Karma. Myself I would take a look for cameras and recording devices. I would only go so far as to protect MY privacy, my safety and public image (blackmail). That could be what just happened you know? The ‘night-cook’ might blackmail you both. If she is immune from embarrassment she could even call the police! You have to be careful these days. Lack of money drives people to do things they might not have done in happier times.

    • We didn’t do anything illegal by opening her bedside drawer! And she shouldn’t leave personal items behind if she doesn’t want her guests finding them. I surely wouldn’t! People are curious creatures, that’s all. And what’s a “night-cook”? According to the degrees in her house she’s got a good job.

      • Raised on Robery. Joanie Mitchell

        I’m a pretty good cook
        Sitting on my groceries
        Come up to my kitchen
        I’ll show you my best recipe
        I try and I try, but I can’t save a cent
        I’m up after midnight cook in’
        Trying to make my rent
        I’m rough but I’m pleasing’
        I was raised on robbery

        Yes, she is a night cook. It is vernacular from the plains of Canada a long time ago. Listen to it on iTunes.

  2. Hmmmm, airbnb is definitely something I couldn’t & wouldn’t do either. I enjoy my privacy too much to share my space with strangers. :/

      • That’s the only way I’d do airbnb, if I had an investment to rent out or I’d rent one that’s an investment property. As you say, people can be curious & yet I’m not that curious. I’d feel uncomfortable staying in a strangers place just as much as I’d feel uncomfortable with a stranger in mine. Each to their own. 🙂

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