Friday, June 2nd, is Boobday!

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I’m on Day 12 of the Whole30 and I’m almost past the headaches.  It’s funny how for weeks (possibly months) now I’ve been reliant on wine to wind down after a long, stressful day.  I don’t even think about it now.  I just chill and have some nice peach iced tea.  The mornings are infinitely more pleasant without the vestiges of alcohol to muddy my start, too.

I’m sore constantly thanks to Orange Theory.  Like, so sore I can barely sit on the toilet or walk up stairs.  I remember when I was an athlete in high school and the first couple of weeks of swimming were pretty brutal.  But we all got back into the swing of things eventually and that’s what I’m waiting for now.  I may be 41, but my heart is still in the game.

I had yet another horrible first date with a handsy, creepy Frenchman (I’ll post about that soon) but also some really great sex with a new guy who’s so nice it hurts, but whose overall aesthetic isn’t really my style.  I’m focusing on all the orgasms I had, though, and not all the hair that was in my face.

I’ve written a draft email for The Neighbor.  It’s not finished yet.  I’m still thinking and feeling it out.  A reader left an incredible, heartfelt comment this morning with a nothing short of mind-blowing quote by Mary Oliver: “Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.”

Love you all with all my debauched little heart.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Pretty much my mood always lately.

NOT my tits:

Sandy has curves.

 

 

 


A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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2 thoughts on “Friday, June 2nd, is Boobday!
  1. Hello Hyacinth, I will say only two things: the first is that not all men are identical, and the second that all Frenchmen are not bad.
    PS: I’m a French man

  2. Sexy pics this week… as always!

    Never heard of Orangetheory before, Hy… but it looks brutal (which is intriguing).

    Sidenote: Does Sandy have a blog?

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