Hy is back in Noodle-country.

Half a day in a car whose AC decided to crap out half way there has landed me on the doorstep of my sweet Noodle, drenched in sweat and hot as hell. I’ll not give away what’s happened so far, but we both agree it’s Penthouse Letter worthy thus far and I’ve only been here […]

I prep for a sex party with Noodle.

Sex party. Friends. Wine. Love. Kisses and cuddles. Debauched shit.

Noodle and I are gonna give The Neighbor a double blowjob.

Ok, not really. Read on, friends. It’ll make sense in a minute, I promise. Boundaries are something I’m chewing on. Sometimes I have good ones, like, for example I turned down a possible foursome and a for-sure fucking with Kevin last night — he always complains I’m too athletic of a lover. I don’t have […]

I’m reminded of him.

As my heart and I move further away from The Neighbor I feel the loss of the most special thing we shared: our chemistry.  Together, in the middle of a dark and swirling relationship the two of us shone bright.  We fucking sparkled like goddamned diamonds.  Noodle saw it first hand, as did all my […]

The sex bloggers are coming! The sex bloggers are coming!

Well, one sex blogger is coming, anyway. She’s tall, she uses a butt plug for a doorstop, and she reveals all her dating travails to us without skipping one detail.  Do you know of whom I speak?? Yep, Ann St. Vincent is coming to my fair city this Friday. I’ll pick her up from the […]

It’s a roller coaster.

After much soul searching I decided to keep our appointed Monday night reading date.  I dreaded it. I picked up the house in order for him to vacuum and prepped Peyton that after tonight we’d be seeing very little of The Neighbor because, “Mommy’s heart hurts too much still.”  My explanation was accepted with youthful […]

The grass is brown everywhere.

It was dark and his skin was warm.  I arched under him and spread my legs reveling in his weight upon me. My clothes were twisted around me and unceremoniously pushed away until the parts necessary for connection were exposed.  I couldn’t see him, his face was obscured in darkness, but he felt familiar.  A […]

I am honored and a Bad Girl Blogger.

This last week has filled me with bloggy-happiness.  Two of my favorite writers gave me some serious love! First, HH and Lo gave me a Bad Girl Bloggers Award and second, Molly included me on her 20 of 2014 list. Making any list or being given any kind of award fills me with pride, but […]

I have a few of reminders and updates for you!

Hi Internet Boyfriend! It’s been a busy few days!  As some of you may have read, Noodle came down for a quickie.  A quickie visit, that is, don’t get too excited!  Since she left Sunday I’ve been busy hustling my booty, calling student loan people, doing laundry and my mommy thing, and cuddling the shit […]

Friday, September 26th, is T-SHIRT Boobday!

I gotta say, I’m LOVING this once-a-month thing for Boobday.  It feels fresh and fun and I couldn’t wait to do it!  More proof that with a little tweaking a solution may be found! It’s late Thursday night and I’ve just sent The Neighbor some really filthy pics.  More filthy than ever, really.  Like, my […]