Friday, November 10th, is Boobday!

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Another week, another “Shit!  I haven’t written!”

I’m still here.  As always.  Still looking to get my groove back, but if you think about it, my muse has been gone a very long time.  Nearly 3 years, longer if you consider the last year of our relationship as the magic waning.

I need a new muse.  Desperately.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Chilled.

NOT my tits:

Sandy has the bruises I want.

Reminders of an afternoon with the boy toy

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Love how Ms. Ellie languishes here.

Just a little something someone bought for me…

 


Friday, October 13th, is Boobday!

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I’m not superstitious – unless you count Feng Shui as superstitious – so today holds no spooky or scary meaning for me.  It’s just an prime numbered Friday no different than the 7th or 17th.

For those of you avoiding black cats and ladders, may you have a very lucky day!

This week we have Miss SMN returning to us after a long time and Meredith from last week also has sent in her loveliness.  I’m missing Kim and Sandy these days.  I hope they’re well!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

NOT my tits:

Meredith pierced her nipples as a gift to herself post divorce. Pretty bad ass if you ask me.

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SMN thought she’d be late with her Thursday at 6:45 pm email. Ha! I’m the one who’s always late! But check out her sexiness, y’all! Daaaaaammmn.

 

 


I’m having a good day.

I’m running a hair late to work, but I’m otherwise organized.  I look good, feel good, got my baby with me this week.  I’m working out, not wasting time on silly men – just spending time exploring my needs and wants in relation to men.  I’m feeling good.

I’m sure it’s no coincidence that after two years and nine months The Neighbor finally moved away and left my orbit.  I feel weightless, joyous, filled with hope.

I can hardly believe it.

So, in honor of all of this, I’m throwing it back old school and posting a random pic like I used to (before IG).

Happy Humpday, y’all!!

My beloved Niners.

Friday, October 6th, is Boobday!

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I feel like this is the first week of a new life.  No Neighbor, no Neighbor, no Neighbor!  Unimaginable that finally, after 2 years and 9 months he is FINALLY out of my life completely.

I am light as a goddamned feather today.

The ladies below are Miss Determined from the week before and my friend Meredith from IG.  Lovely, sensuous, reclaiming their beauty.

Ok, I’ve waited long enough to post.  Sorry to all those who wait on my lame ass each week.  I hope you can forgive me!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

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My tits:

Underboob galore.

NOT my tits:

My lovely friend, Meredith, and her lovely tatas.

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Miss Determined continues on her quest for body acceptance with the help of her husband.

Hello Hy, I’m still determined to help spread Boobday love and learn to love my boobs.

 

 


Friday, September 29th, is Boobday!

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Based on the mountain of clean clothes I’ve been avoiding for over a week which has been my week-long bed companion I can tell you I’m feeling a little out of control.  I’ve procrastinated mightily on some important work stuff and now the deadline is tomorrow.  The laundry itself isn’t a big deal, but it’s a good indicator of how I’m feeling in general: when I can keep up with everyday life, then I’m keeping up with other things, too.  It’s made me realize that there is an overriding sense of chaos in my life which has kept me from organizing my time for the blog and once this deadline is met tomorrow I plan on sitting down and writing out some real life goals.  It’s time.

Ok, that business aside, the week has been good and quiet — I’m liking quiet a lot.  The weekend will be quiet, as well.  A couple of birthdays, working on that deadline, spending time with Pey.  I really can’t wait to get to my Sunday when I can write down some goals and intentions and then actually meet them throughout the next year.  I wonder what I’ll get to do with Boobday…

Speaking of which, this week we have a new participant.  A woman who read the blog from start to finish and she promised herself that when she caught up she’d send in a pic for Boobday.  I think that’s one of the most wonderful things I’ve heard.  So, please welcome Mis Determined as you always do.

Love you all.

xx,

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Looking like alien orbs today.

 

 

NOT my tits:

Miss Determined with all her loveliness.

 

 


Friday, September 8th, is Boobday!

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It’s been a whirlwind day.

The minutes never stop ticking.

Enjoy the tits.

Love you all.

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Dark blue.

NOT my tits:

Sandy playing games with us.

Took this one at a party just for you (playing cards against humanity)

 


I’m waiting nervously.

I never get nervous about first dates, but here I am, battling a fluttering gut and palpitating heart.

In less than 20 minutes he’ll round the corner and I will feel his arms around me as we hug hello.  I will get to fill my nostrils with his scent and feel the vibrations of his own nerves through my fingertips.

I’ve strategically placed my purse on the seat so he must sit as close to me as possible.  I don’t think he will mind.

The hotel lounge fragrance is both sweet and decadent and the staff are politely chatting with one another as bottles clink and ice is scooped.  A gentle, pulsing melody floats overhead.

I’ve shaved my legs and even my pussy, but didn’t wash my hair.  It’s my way to syche out the Universe.  Or confuse it.  I don’t know what I want with this young man tonight.  

All I know is that if I had not shaved my overgrown snatch, he absolutely for sure would have ended up with his face buried in it later.  

@Friday, September 1st, is Boobday!

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Byree is 

It’s a special weekend, y’all!  It’s my birthday!!  And it’s Ann’s birthday, too!  I have fun things planned for me and Peyton and this year looks like it’s going to be a better one than the last two.  Fingers crossed!

In addition to Ann’s birthday tits, I also have sexy Sandy and a friend from IG, @bustycurvymilf.  It’s an account run by a husband for the love of his – you guessed it – busty, curvy, milf wife.  They’re lovely, so if you’re on the ‘Gram, check them out.

In other news, I had an interesting convo with an IG follower today about how women “like me” are asking for dick pics.  Check out my post if you’re dying to know what it was all about or you can wait because I’m definitely writing about this.  For some reason I was finally able to crystallize my argument against that line of thinking.  I don’t think I converted him, but I think I found a shorter way around between the two points.

Happy Labor Day weekend to those of us in Canada and the Us!  Enjoy your Monday off!

Also, if you have it in your heart, please donate to a relief fund for Harvey.  The pics are heartbreaking.

Love you all.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Loving the silver marks.
NOT my tits:

Ann got creative with some cupcakes.

Wanna lick my icing?

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Say Hi to BustyCurvyMilf, guys!

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Sandy is mounted and ready to ride.

Belted boobies.


Feeling detached.

Despite eating like it’s my job, I’m feeling good.

I had a revelation this week about intimacy, false intimacy, specifically.

All these years I have struggled with how I am treated because I felt like there were connections, real things occurring between me and the men in my life.  And they were happening, I just called them the wrong things.  

I called them trust and respect and intimacy.  I should have been calling them hunting, playing, and gorging.  

We did the dance of lust and curiosity, girated and slobbered on one another.  Pulled hair and smacked flanks and spent hours cultivating a persona with 26 characters and a few vegetable emojis until our fingers were exhausted and our bellies full of pursuit.  Until we were over as quickly as we started.

I’m wondering how I could have been so wrong for so long, to expect so much of the right answer from the wrong equation.

First of all, how can anyone get to know me if all we do is text then drink in a dimly lit room bathed in each other’s pheromones?

Secondly, they haven’t done anything to earn my trust so why am I so surprised when they’ve broken it?  I hand it out like candy in Halloweeen night like the daddy-hungry little girl that I am.  

I have expected something from nothing, for a rose to bloom out of granite. 

So now I’m on my way to meet a man I hardly know and I don’t care about.  He’s from a neighboring city and used the word “laconic” to describe himself.  He’s 5’7″, good looking, charming as a Labrador and he will suffice for tonight because the truth is… I think I’m ok with nothing right now.

The rose can come later when it makes sense to grow.  Right now, all I want is to feel the honesty of cold, hard rock.  

Friday, July 21st, is Boobday!

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You’re looking at Canadian boobs today, my friends!  It’s lovely to be in a climate more similar to that of my beloved Northern California: dry, bright, cool in the shade, warm in the sun.  The city is a bustling one and I love all the humanity on the streets, people busy getting from point A to point B, heads down, legs swinging, Beats by Dr. Dre on their ears (seriously, they’re everywhere).

So here we have the lovely Sandy in a scandalous white shirt and Ann St. Vincent cooking up some side boob for you, and of course my rainy morning tits.

Have a fantastic weekend everyone.  Next week I’ll be sending you French tits!!  Viva la France!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

  • If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)
  • Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Canadian boobs.

 

NOT my tits:

Sandy being sultry as hell.

Boy toy wanted me to buy a T-shirt for a kink pool party. Took this for him for his opinion on my choice.

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Ann bakes us something delectable.

I was prepping for a boudoir shoot and took a quick behind-the-scenes pic.