I get semi-naked three stories high.

It’s a gorgeous Sunday afternoon here and my apartment pool is filled with splashing and laughter.  Naturally, I had to have that as my backdrop.

(Don’t worry, no children were scarred in the making of this post.)

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Aw… it looks like A Dissolute Life Means… Obama!

 

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Ready for a terrible, stupid joke? Q: How do you keep your girlfriend busy for hours? A: Tell her to send you a pic of her ass. However, this one only took me 30 seconds, so THERE, misogynistic assholes of the world!  Go fuck yourselves.

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TN thinks I look “extra hot” in this shirt.  I love his leftist ways.

 

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Sinful Sunday

Please excuse my vanity.

I tell you all frequently that it’s “the angle” or “good lighting” when it comes to my photos and sometimes, that’s true.

And sometimes, it’s the finish on a photo that makes me feel bold enough to share with you.

Reality to fantasy.  All in a matter of moments.

They may look like 9 identical pics to you, but there is only 1 I would want you to see and it’s not the original [in the upper-left corner].

I am frequently ashamed I’m not willing to be more honest with you about my shape and I worry that I am perpetuating a stereotype when I am as real as you are.

The truth is, I feel like a lion even though I may only be a mouse, and though reality is somewhat different from what I perpetuate, I am lucky enough to see myself through others’ eyes, and I believe.

I believe they find me beautiful and — like magic — I am.

Somehow, that’s all I ever needed to do to be released from insecurity: trust.

So, please, forgive me my vanity and my altered images.  It’s how I like to picture myself.

Sinful Sunday

I am dangerous.

Knock, knock.

What you can’t see is my long hair in braids and wrapped up over the crown of my head like Heidi. Yeah, I know.

The Neighbor came over to ask for an envelope. I told him it’d cost him a fondle. He grabbed my left breast in the darkened entryway.

I got him the envelope, gave him a good show as I bent over, and walked him back to the door.

He reached for that flimsy barrier between our two lives — the front door — and grabbed my breast again. I pushed him against the wall, not caring the world could see in.

“Mmm, God, that feels good. I need-” and I searched for words while my head got light.

“Tell me what you need, Hy,” he whispered against my ear as he spun me around and shut the open door, pushed me against it.

“I need your hand on my tit,” I answered.

“Check.”

“And your hand down my pants.” His right hand reached around and crept to my closely trimmed mound.

“Got that covered, too,” his breath was hot on my neck, his five o’clock shadow scraping behind his nipping teeth and lips.

“And your hard cock pressed into my ass.”

“Done.”

And then I turned around in his arms and he kissed me deeply, my heart fluttered like a caged bird.

“Ok, I gotta go. I can’t stay. Five minutes here ends up being two hours before I realize what’s happened.”

He separated from me and opened the door again.

Shamelessly I told him he should just stay anyway. “No,” he asserted, “it’s dangerous. We weren’t supposed to do what we did the other night. But I can’t seem to help myself with you. You’re dangerous.”

He smiled, took the two steps to his private universe, and went inside.

Who knew a woman in braids and underpants could be such a threat to a man’s control?

Oh, who am I kidding? I absolutely took my pajama bottoms off earlier in the night because I had a hunch he’d have an excuse to stop over for something.

Who do you think you’re dealing with here? An amateur?

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Hyacinth follows through on a promise

A week or so ago I promised a little treat to celebrate reaching 100 followers. Here was the break down:

1 question:

If you could only have three movies and three books to watch and read for the rest of your life, which would they be?

Answer: Splash, Shawshank Redemption, and White Christmas; and The Idiot, The Crying of Lot 49, and The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Gah – that’s what I say right now on a pain pill at 1:30 in the morning in May of 2012. It’d be funny to see what I’d say a year from now.

And 19 ideas for pics:

ass – 3
ass + legs, not nude – 1
TN bj – 2, then 1 vote withdrawn
TN panties – 1
covered pussy – 1
hips – 2
boobs – 4
something unique to me – 1
cock between tits – 2
lingerie -1
naked outdoors -1

Is anyone else laughing like I am?? Oh man, that’s goddamned hilarious! Anyway, I’d like to thank everyone who tossed in a vote and give a big Hello and Welcome! to all the newest followers.

And since ass, legs, and hips are basically all the same that means that’s what y’all are gonna get.

Enjoy!

I hope this was what you wanted.

Or maybe this is more what you had in mind?

No, wait. This is the one.