Friday, December 30th, is Boobday!

hy_tits_bannerWell, as my friend, Jack, used to say, “Fuck me with a rake.”

I cannot wait for 2016 to be over; I don’t even like the sound of it in my mouth.  Twenty-seventeen has such a better clip to it.  We English speakers grab our lip with the V and and hold the tongue against our teeth for the N.  It feels like sexual move, to be honest.

As I predicted two weeks ago I’m ending the year sick, though “sick” isn’t quite right.  I’m just unwell.  Something has attacked me this year, mind, body and spirt.  Simultaneously, many things have fought against it all right along side of me.  My generous sister, friends, and dozens of incredible strangers have all given their love, support, and even money to help me get through this year.  To them I am forever and eternally grateful.  Thank you.

Twenty-sixteen was the year a drop in income coincided with an increase in expenses, both of which were significant and uncontrollable.  My hope is that 2017 is the year I claw my way out of all of it.  The financial crisis, the health weirdness, the loneliness.

That poll I took a few weeks back determined that y’all kinda like the Boobday name, so I guess I’ll leave it as is (for now), but expect a few new things this year.  I’d like to broaden the reach and gather more bodies to share.  If anyone has ideas as to how to achieve this, email me!  I’d love to hear them.

Ok, I need to shut up and post!

I love you all, so so so so very much and I am so grateful to host this little meme each week.

xx

Hy

PS: I’ve set the link up for 24 hours from the time I post, so feel free to link up tomorrow!

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

  1. If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)
  2. Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Rolled out of bed — as usual — and found the light.

 

NOT my tits:

We get a sneaky peek of Kim’s smile!

Farewell 2016,crossing fingers and legs (OK maybe not legs LOL;)) for a fuck-load better 2017. Have fun and be safe everyone, Mwah from SA xxx

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Kate has participated in the past, but took a break. Here she is again exploring her feminine side with us.

Even though I’m not a cisgender woman this gives me the change to express my female side and what’s inside.  I feel safe and accepted with your blog community and you as the host.  Im going through a lot now and will be this upcoming year so this helps.

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Beam me up, Sandy!

The after affects of a long time in the nipple pumps.

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Click the images below to see who else is participating!:


Friday, August 19th, is Boobday!

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It’s amazing how cathartic it is to be with a child even if they’re fucking nuts.  My week with Peyton has been incredible, filled with so many hugs, less yelling than usual, and some monumental chats about kissy kissing, doing your best, and being kind to others.

This summer really must be ending because I couldn’t have had a week like this one if it weren’t.

I hope you all have a spectacular weekend!

And to the ladies who send me their incredible photos:

Please ALWAYS include whether or not you want to be anonymous.  I can’t possibly remember what everyone wants/needs and I’ve yet to create a spreadsheet to keep track.  So I’m going to call you all Miss _ today until I hear from each of you.  Or maybe I’ve forgotten the pseudonym I typically give you (I can’t remember those either!) and you want me to change it to that.  Just shoot me an email and I’ll update it as soon as I can!

Also, to all the ladies out there who don’t see a version of themselves here, please help me change that!  I know not everyone is a large-breasted white woman and we need to see more of everyone, but I can only post what I’m sent.  Think about it and let me know.

xx

Hy

PS: I’ll update the post later with everyone’s notes; I’m super busy today!

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

An oldie, but goodie.
An oldie, but goodie.

NOT my tits:

What you'd see of Miss S if you were about to take it in your mouth.
What you’d see of Miss S if you were about to take it in your mouth.

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Kate offers us a little something.
Kate offers us a little something.

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Kim shows us where she wants us.
Kim shows us where she wants us.

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More loveliness from Sandy.
More loveliness from Sandy.

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Sassy here has some gorgeous orbs.
Sassy here has some gorgeous orbs.

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My boob-twin, Anonymous Aussie, has returned!!
My boob-twin, Anonymous Aussie, has returned!!

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Please welcome Miss B, everyone! It's her first time!
Please welcome Miss B, everyone! It’s her first time!

 

 

 

 

Click the links below to see other amazing things!:

 

Friday, May 6th, is Boobday!

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This week has been horrendous.  My fire alarms malfunctioned two separate mornings at 4, 5, 6, and 7 am, the cat went missing overnight (thankfully he returned the next morning), mother issues, a brutal week at work, two last minute date cancellations.  Naturally all the stress and fear caused me to pass out before 10 last night and I slept right through Boobday prep.

I’ve never thought thank god it’s Friday more than today in my entire life.

A quick CONGRATULATIONS!!! to Kayla and John Brownstone.  I love you guys!!  And a reminder that May is Masturbation Month!  I was going to kick off the month with a Masturbation Monday post, but that was the day the shit hit the fan and I wasn’t able to write a single word until now.  I’ll be joining in the rest of the month.

And, as always, a huge thank you to the women who share their bodies with us.  I’ve been feeling down about my body lately and working hard through whatever changes it is I’m going through.  You are not alone in your struggles, my friends!  Even I have my bad days.

Oh, and for those Star Wars fans out there, happy Revenge of the Sixth day!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

I snapped this late last night right before I fell asleep on the couch. Nothing says sexy like pure exhaustion.
I snapped this late last night right before I fell asleep on the couch. Nothing says sexy like pure exhaustion.

NOT my tits:

I actually picked this image of Meredith's then made her say why she liked it. The truth is, I find the the dark warmth stunning.
I actually picked this image of Meredith’s then made her say why she liked it. The truth is, I find the the dark warmth stunning.

Topless in pj pants makes me feel sexy.

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Olivia's use of b&w this week brings a an innocence to her nudity. Love it.
Olivia’s use of b&w this week brings a an innocence to her nudity. Love it. (Follow her on IG @oliviatarose)

Happy boob day. This is me feeling excited waiting for a friend to come over.

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I love repeated or related themes in an image. Here Kate's creamy round breast compliments the creamy, rumpled covers.
I love repeated or related themes in an image. Here Kate’s creamy round breast compliments the creamy, rumpled covers.

Tonight I give you my tired, snuggled up, peeping boob. I love to sleep naked. :)

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Selina's image invokes a sense of holding your breath, anticipation. I just love it.
Selina’s image invokes a sense of holding your breath, anticipation. I just love it.

Patiently Waiting.

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I adore this POV from Sandy. It's what you see that moment before you drag one of these bad boys into your hungry little mouth.
I adore this POV from Sandy. It’s what you see that moment before you drag one of these bad boys into your hungry little mouth.

I sent 2 pics to the boy toy to make him smile. Asked him to pick one for this weeks Boob Day. His reply,
“Both hot…but!!!!
The second pic is rarely seen! *drool!!!!!!!*”
“OMG babe! Hanging!!!”

Click below to see who else is participating!  Be sure to leave comment love for everyone!

Friday, March 22nd, is Boobday!

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So… another late Boobday, but I have a really great excuse: I was busy getting railed last night by an unbelievably beautiful and sexy new fella and this week has also just been incredibly hectic.

I should have written it on Tuesday, but even then I got 3 pics from the ladies yesterday, so I’d still be playing catch up even if I’d had it all together.  Guess I just have to accept the fact that I’ll never be as organized and on time as Molly, Rebel, Kayla, or K.  I’m the wild child of the bunch, apparently!  Ha!

Thanks, as always, to the women who share their bodies with us.  I’ve also been getting some interest by men to participate somehow, too, and I’m thinking about it.  I want y’all to be able to get positive feedback, as well, but there’s a power dynamic there I’m not sure how to address, exactly.  I’ll figure it out.

I may end up just doing something along the lines of helping men take better cock shots (Lord knows y’all have asked me and I’m always game to try!), but I’m not at all certain I could handle the influx of penises in my Inbox.  We’ll see.  Suggestions are welcome if any of you have any.

Lastly, someone sent me a pic recently, but it was past the deadline.  I promised to use it the following week, but I can’t find it anymore and I can’t even remember what week it was or who sent it to me!  If that was you, I’m sorry!  I haven’t deliberately NOT posted it, I’m just overwhelmed and lost it so please resend it!

Happy Friday, y’all!!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

A little BTS and a little meta shot for you. Also, I still smell like him.
A little BTS and a little meta shot for you. Also, I still smell like him.  Mm…

NOT my tits:

Kate's got quite the juicy handful there.
Kate’s got quite the juicy handful there.
A little shot of my girls soaking up some spring sunshine! Happy boobday!
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Kim is back, guys! Yay!
Kim is back, guys! Yay!

“I’m back!!  Bedtime boob, hoping for a bit of action….;-)”

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Sandy's pic this week reminds me of ones that Kayla used to submit. They have the prettiest jewelry!
Sandy’s pic this week reminds me of ones that Kayla used to submit. They have the prettiest jewelry!

Boy toy is in law enforcement so I had these lovely clamps special made just for him.
http://www.subsensuals.com

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Selina nailed it with the half-clothed look. Love it.
Selina nailed it with the half-clothed look. Love it.

Getting ready for work.

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See who else is participating by clicking on the links below! Be sure to leave lots of comment love for them on their pages!

 

I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times.

I’ve been struggling with body dysmorphia this week because I missed a birth control pill.  One stupid little missed pill — which was quickly made up for — has thrown me into a chaotic, emotional pit of self-disdain and complete confusion.

On the one hand, my heavy breasts please me, on the other the crease in my waist disgusts me.

On the one hand, my soft, athletic body titillates me, on the other I wish I could shrink it.

So today as I thought about taking pictures in the morning light — a treat I haven’t had the pleasure of in far too long — I plotted ways to hide from you all.  And then as quickly as the thought came I forced it out.  Home girl don’t play like that.

I lay on my bed and smooshed my breasts together and held the camera from above.  I was pleased at how my form looked, round and inviting.  I got up and thought I might try using my timer.

 

I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times this week.
I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times this week.
As I set the phone on my dresser I was taken with the simplicity of my form, the mundane activity I viewed as I prepped the position.  I moved to redress and stopped.  There was an image I had never seen: me just being me, a person getting dressed, not posing, not trying to be sexy.

I let the camera’s timer do the rest and I forgot all about the crease in my waist.  Fuck that awful voice in my head.  Just FUCK IT.

Hy gets dressed 1

Hy gets dressed 2

Hy gets dressed 3

Now I’m going to go make some bacon and black coffee on this bright Sunday morning and cuddle with my little one.  I have a lot to be thankful for, including this strong, unique body that never lets me down.  Crease and all.

 

Click the lips to see who else is playing along for Sinful Sunday!

Sinful Sunday

 

 

 

Friday, October 9th, is Boobday!

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I swear to God Thursdays sneak up on me like nobody’s business.  I had an 18-hour day yesterday and it was one of those weird ass vortex days.  It was like Noday, instead of Thursday.   You guys ever feel that way?

Anyway, we have two lovely ladies hosted here today.  Sandy and Lola of My Sex Life With Lola!  Woot!  And be sure to click the links below for everyone else who plays along!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and enjoy the changing seasons!

Oh, and I almost forgot! Be sure to head over to Rori’s Between My Sheets and nominate your favorite blogs for the Top 100!  This year she’s leaving the nominations open for a shorter period of time, so get over there quick like a bunny!

Every year she and her boyfriend read hundreds of nominations in order to bring to all of us new and new-to-us writers.  It’s a lot of work and she gives so much of her time and energy.  It’s one of the best lists out there for depth and reach and I highly encourage everyone to read the old lists as well as contribute to this year’s.

xx

Hy

Boobday Guidelines here.  One of two ways to participate: 1) either be one of the first 3-4 people to submit a pic OR (OR, not AND) 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Hy with a handful
I don’t always hold my tits while watching TV, but when I do, I pull those bad boys out.

 Not really… this was a special snap for The Soldier.

 

NOT my tits:

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Lola gets nice and wet for us. I remember shower massagers… ah, memories.

 

See more of Lola at My Sex Life With Lola.

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Sandy’s sultry slick sexiness for your viewing pleasure.

Shower Boobs

Be sure to click on the other tatas below and leave lots of comment love!

I take sexy selfies.

I have a good eye.  I can find beauty in anything and any one.  The gnarled bark on a tree, the broken wing on the stiff little corpse of a cardinal, the age spots on my grandmother’s hands, the jut of an erection, the beautiful asymmetry of a face, the eery ascent of fungi on a log on my favorite trail.

Mostly, I have mastered the art of my own body, how to coax it to produce images beyond my wildest imagination.  I know how to take sexy selfies, not just selfies.  I embrace those things I once eschewed when I thought I had to look a certain way: the swell of my belly, the crease in my waist, my rounded arms and large, pendulous breasts.

With my good eye I see things differently.

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The pliancy of flesh.

The curve of a muscle beneath flesh.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The curious anticipation of hidden treasures.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The idiosyncratic angles of joints which mark me as me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I know how to use light to my advantage, to let it spill in behind me like a wave.

 

Hy with her pants hanging off.

A good eye tells me when I arch *just so* that my friend, the light, will wrap around me like silk.

And a good eye tells me what you might see if you were on your knees before me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I hope you see it, too.

Friday, October 31st, is VAMP Boobday!

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You ladies really pulled this one off.  I know that VAMP was a difficult theme, but I am so very impressed with what you all came up with!

Pics vary from femme fatale to lots of curves to strapped up and cinched.

Happy Halloween, everyone!! Enjoy all the VAMP-Y tits!!

Next month’s theme is DUPLICATE.  Find a picture from the Boobday Archives and replicate it as exactly as you can.  Send me both the original and your interpretation and I’ll splice them together for a side-by-side comparison.  Any picture is eligible!  I’m also going to want to know why you chose that photo to copy.  Don’t worry, I’ll remind you of all of this closer to the date.

xx

Hy

  1. Pics must be yours.  If you’re a man who would like to see his friend’s tits here, she must email them to me.

  2. Send pics to hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com with the subject line with that month’s Boobday theme no later than Thursday at midnight, your time.  If I receive submissions Friday, it may not appear on that month’s post.

  3. Please tweet about Boobday with the #Boobday hashtag.

  4. Please leave a comment on other Boobday participants’ blogs, as well as here.

  5. Pics can be of breasts in any state of dress.  Cocks and props are also welcome, but the woman must be the centerpiece.  Read the State of the Boob Union for more info.

  6. Anyone who identifies as having breasts is welcome to submit a photo.  This isn’t limited to the cisgender definition of a woman.

  7. You must link back to my Boobday page or my post for that day.BoobdayBanner

  8. Snag the code from the sidebar and paste in the TEXT tab of your post (if using WP), or copy and link to http://adissolutelifemeans.com/boobday.

  9. For every Boobday submission, send an email with all of the following info:

    1. an email with the theme name in the subject line

    2. an attached pic

    3. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

    4. if you want to be anonymous or not

    5. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

    6. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on the last Friday)

    7. make sure your phone and/or camera does not keep your location information! 

    Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

 

My VAMP tits:

Hy gets all vampy
Vamps wear feathers, right?

NOT my VAMP tits:

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The Sin Doll started all of this last month when she turned in this pic and I saw her sexy, vampy nails. @thesindoll

I chose this photo because I like the contrast between my red nails and pale boobs. :)

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Meet Mz Hyde and her lovely TN doppelganger BF.

Here’s the BF and me, VAMP style.  Do you know how many times we had to practice to get the perfect shot for your blog?  Wink, wink.  It was incredibly fun!!  Thanks for the inspiration.

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Mrs WC 103114 VAMP
Mrs. Warm Creme pokes through just a little.

 

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A delicious close up.  And yes, totally acceptable.

My husband convinced me that I should do this again! I don’t exactly have a “vamp” themed outfit. I hope this is acceptable.

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Jade oozes vamp. I adore this pic. @piecesofjade

I chose this one because I loved the way the colorization deepened the shadows and gave me the illusion of curves. Sometimes it’s hard not having a gorgeous, curvy bosom in a world that equates curves with femininity and sexiness, so it’s nice to be able to pretend once in awhile – but isn’t that what Halloween is all about? Getting to play dress-up? :-)

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Ann shows off that hot bod of hers for us. Yes, that’s @annstvincent.

I chose this photo because it is the image a lover would see of me in my favorite position. I’m wearing a collar given to me by Ariel, my first significant lover after the split from my ex. I’m also sporting some bruise art on my breast and shoulder from Andrew…several days old and it’s still quite noticeable.

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Beck 103114 VAMP
@BeckandherKinks happened to have a vampire-bite tattoo laying around. I think it’s brilliant.

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SassyCat 103114 VAMP
The thing I love the most about this image is the little pit of chain that’s hanging down in the exact line of her cleavage. @SassyCat3000

VAMP. “Seductive Woman. A woman uses her sexual attractiveness for the seduction & manipulation of others.” I sure do enjoy to tease others. Giving just enough, cleavage is tempting & teasing.

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The splayed, dark nails, the full mouth, the red bra falling out of her shirt. Cara is the definition of vamp. @theron_cara

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I love how if you look closely enough, you see so much more than you think of Dawn.

It’s late, I’m just back from holidays, I didn’t have much time to take pictures… So I hope this one will do :-)

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Penny 103114 VAMP
Penny got this one just right. This is hot and sexy and a little campy all at once. That’s a fleshlight, by the way. A VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT. @pennysblog

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Tis NAILED IT. I love this pic so much I want to climb inside that thing she’s zipped into.
When I thought of Vamp, I thought of old horror movie posters and tried to mimic that feel with effects I used in my pic.
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@BisexualMinx is back! Along with her Vampire lover!

MY Dracula has me under his spell… but cannot hide from the camera.

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I cannot speak to the authenticity of La Shonna’s blood, but it’s vampy, indeed. @sunshyne0915
Being a vamp isn’t just in the way I see myself. It’s the feel of my own caress. Kiss mark
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Marian 103114 VAMP
Sweet Marian Green vamps it up in simple black.

I’m not one who ever feels vampy, the dangerous femme fatal, but when I think of that type of attitude and confidence, I think cleavage. So here is my cleavage even though I wasn’t feeling particularly vampy when I took the photo.

Friday, April 19th, is Boobday!

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I’m beginning to really love Boobday.

I don’t care if no one participates, honestly.  The point isn’t numbers.  Its main function — and only priority — is to provide a space for people with breasts to come and share.

To that end, I can only do so much.  I’m a horrible Twitterer (as those of you who follow me there already well know).  I do my best to get around during the week to comment on all my blogger friends, but I am so stupidly strapped for time, it’s criminal.  It’s a miracle anyone keeps reading and comments here because I never seem to be able to reply in kind.  I feel like a jolly giant asshole.

All this to say, I need your help to get the word out.  If you have Twitter, say something about #boobday (hashtag and all).  If you have a blog, mention it.  Reblog it, retweet it, email your friends, whatever.

I’m not going to give up on this that easily.

I’m going to keep trudging along, every week, determined to provide a space for any breast-having person to tip the scales to exhibitionism and to get feedback from folks or just experience that feeling that is internet flashing.

It’s thrilling, it’s awesome, it’s beautiful.

I’m going to stick with this.  I hope y’all stick with me!

Now, everyone who isn’t flashing us, it’s incumbent on you to be vocal in your comments about the tits you’re seeing.  Visit her blog, leave a specific comment here for her, something.  It’s a small price to pay for titties of a stranger you kinda know, you know??

And the enigmatic N. (on whom I’m totally crushing) said it best the other day when he said disembodied parts of someone he doesn’t know does nothing for him.  And I completely and totally agree!  But I’m here to tell you, chances are you do know the woman behind the tits on Boobday.

If that does anything for you at all, leave a comment!  Please!

Nothing is for free, after all, folks.  Even titties come with a price of some sort: beads, dinner, a random comment.  I think y’all can handle it, though.  I have faith in you!

xx

Hy

My tits:

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I don’t always get responses from TN for my pics.

Not my tits:

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Meet Hayley V-K, y’all.
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This is her favorite pic of her tits.  I gotta say… it’s pretty fantastic.
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Sweet Scarlett shares her waxing experience with us (click through).
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A longtime reader, <strike>first</strike> 2nd or 3rd time participant.
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An anonymous submission. I want that negligee.
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This bra makes me happy.
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LSAM deliciously abusing her nips (click through).
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Silverdrop just heard about Boobday and immediately sent this in (click through).