I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times.

I’ve been struggling with body dysmorphia this week because I missed a birth control pill.  One stupid little missed pill — which was quickly made up for — has thrown me into a chaotic, emotional pit of self-disdain and complete confusion.

On the one hand, my heavy breasts please me, on the other the crease in my waist disgusts me.

On the one hand, my soft, athletic body titillates me, on the other I wish I could shrink it.

So today as I thought about taking pictures in the morning light — a treat I haven’t had the pleasure of in far too long — I plotted ways to hide from you all.  And then as quickly as the thought came I forced it out.  Home girl don’t play like that.

I lay on my bed and smooshed my breasts together and held the camera from above.  I was pleased at how my form looked, round and inviting.  I got up and thought I might try using my timer.

 

I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times this week.

I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times this week.

As I set the phone on my dresser I was taken with the simplicity of my form, the mundane activity I viewed as I prepped the position.  I moved to redress and stopped.  There was an image I had never seen: me just being me, a person getting dressed, not posing, not trying to be sexy.

I let the camera’s timer do the rest and I forgot all about the crease in my waist.  Fuck that awful voice in my head.  Just FUCK IT.

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Hy gets dressed 3

Now I’m going to go make some bacon and black coffee on this bright Sunday morning and cuddle with my little one.  I have a lot to be thankful for, including this strong, unique body that never lets me down.  Crease and all.

 

Click the lips to see who else is playing along for Sinful Sunday!

Sinful Sunday

 

 

 

Friday, October 9th, is Boobday!

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I swear to God Thursdays sneak up on me like nobody’s business.  I had an 18-hour day yesterday and it was one of those weird ass vortex days.  It was like Noday, instead of Thursday.   You guys ever feel that way?

Anyway, we have two lovely ladies hosted here today.  Sandy and Lola of My Sex Life With Lola!  Woot!  And be sure to click the links below for everyone else who plays along!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and enjoy the changing seasons!

Oh, and I almost forgot! Be sure to head over to Rori’s Between My Sheets and nominate your favorite blogs for the Top 100!  This year she’s leaving the nominations open for a shorter period of time, so get over there quick like a bunny!

Every year she and her boyfriend read hundreds of nominations in order to bring to all of us new and new-to-us writers.  It’s a lot of work and she gives so much of her time and energy.  It’s one of the best lists out there for depth and reach and I highly encourage everyone to read the old lists as well as contribute to this year’s.

xx

Hy

Boobday Guidelines here.  One of two ways to participate: 1) either be one of the first 3-4 people to submit a pic OR (OR, not AND) 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Hy with a handful

I don’t always hold my tits while watching TV, but when I do, I pull those bad boys out.

 Not really… this was a special snap for The Soldier.

 

NOT my tits:

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Lola gets nice and wet for us. I remember shower massagers… ah, memories.

 

See more of Lola at My Sex Life With Lola.

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Sandy’s sultry slick sexiness for your viewing pleasure.

Shower Boobs

Be sure to click on the other tatas below and leave lots of comment love!

I take sexy selfies.

I have a good eye.  I can find beauty in anything and any one.  The gnarled bark on a tree, the broken wing on the stiff little corpse of a cardinal, the age spots on my grandmother’s hands, the jut of an erection, the beautiful asymmetry of a face, the eery ascent of fungi on a log on my favorite trail.

Mostly, I have mastered the art of my own body, how to coax it to produce images beyond my wildest imagination.  I know how to take sexy selfies, not just selfies.  I embrace those things I once eschewed when I thought I had to look a certain way: the swell of my belly, the crease in my waist, my rounded arms and large, pendulous breasts.

With my good eye I see things differently.

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The pliancy of flesh.

The curve of a muscle beneath flesh.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The curious anticipation of hidden treasures.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The idiosyncratic angles of joints which mark me as me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I know how to use light to my advantage, to let it spill in behind me like a wave.

 

Hy with her pants hanging off.

A good eye tells me when I arch *just so* that my friend, the light, will wrap around me like silk.

And a good eye tells me what you might see if you were on your knees before me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I hope you see it, too.

I’m bikini ready.

  

  

I don’t work out regularly.  I’m a US size 12.  I drink too much.  I occasionally smoke.  I’m creeping up on 40.  I eat pretty ok, but not great.  I’m 44-34-44.  

By all outside standards I should be hiding behind bathing skirts and using slimmer panels.  Maybe even sneaking in and out of the pool when no one’s looking.  Let that sea cow have her privacy.

But fuck that.

I am strong and curvy and me.  I have a body and therefore I’m ready.

To be bluntly honest, I don’t look as good as this in real life, but this is what I’ll be channeling when you see me with your own eyes at the pool or the beach.  Me with a soft glow, no filter, and a confidence that lasts for miles.  Chin held high, long blonde hair flowing as I swagger and sashay under the big yellow sun.

Confidence is not the domain of only the fit and the young.  Confidence is something that is earned and learned, not just handed out by genetics and the clock.  

I swim in champagne bubbles and wear ribeye steak; I languish in the endless softness of my mattress and I singe my lungs with smoke under the stars; I suckle on wedges of cheese and dye my lips purple with Tempranillo.

My life is decadent and lush; my body is its reflection and I am proud.  You should be proud of your reflection, too.

  

 http://sinfulsunday.mollysdailykiss.com/

  

Friday, June 27th, is RAINBOW Boobday!

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Today is the last Boobday until August 1st.  I feel both sad and excited about it, but it’ll be interesting to see how my creativity flows in the weeks where I haven’t committed myself to a weekly meme.  I know that someone suggested that others host it while I’m taking a break, but I never really followed up on that idea, so, here we are: hiatus will commence!  Unless one of you would like to host it for the month of July.  Lemme know if that’s the case and I’ll let everyone know and you and I can discuss details.  Or, we can all take a lazy summer break.  Honestly, it’s up to y’all.

In other news, this whole week was somehow eerily rainbow-themed!  Rainbows in the sky above me 2 or 3 times, in my Instagram feed, and then The Neighbor was this close to making his famous rainbow jell-o shots for softball (before we got rained out).  It’s kinda cool how that worked out.  Sorta like the world was conspiring to give a little rainbow hug or something.

Ok, so without further ado, our comeback theme for August 1st is HOT (Anonymous Aussie and other southerhemi-gals I apologize for my season-centric choices!).

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)

  6. make sure your phone and/or camera does not keep your location information! 

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My RAINBOW tits:

Hy and her rainbow kitty

Faisal joined me on the body pillow for a little nap yesterday.

If I’d really thought about it, I’d have painted my nails with rainbows.

NOT my RAINBOW tits:

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I hardly even notice the rainbow in this pic of Krystal.

Making Rainbows!

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Dawn gets scientific with a little prism.

This didn’t turn out quite as I really wanted, I would have loved to get a bigger rainbow, but the sun was playing hide and seek and I couldn’t locate a bigger crystal…

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This is Renee’s first Boobday and I’m already jealous of her editing skills.

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And her breasts are beautiful and I like, that, too.

I just discovered your blog and want to participate for the very reasons you spoke about.  1.  Never have felt like my boobs were big enough  2.  After 60 years and 1 week I want to let go of that notion.

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I always love how @SilverDomUK’s love for @SilverDropUK oozes from his words.  And yes!  It fits!

Silverdrop recently purchased this top and I love what it does for her tits. The addition of a rainbow bag makes it fit with this week’s prompt I believe?

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Anisa, if mine’s a rainbow, yours totally is! And look at those gorgeous boobies!

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This is a woman I’m going to call Trippy. I love the thermal, rainbow and the view point. Beautiful.

Friday, June 20th, is GREEN Boobday!

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So, I’ve double whammied you guys today with two posts. I began drafting It’s time be honest 4 days ago and didn’t want to wait a minute longer to get it out into the universe.  Sorry about that.

As for today’s pic, I got scared of the dark last night — it happens from time to time — and when I went to bed I saw The Neighbor’s dark green shirt crumpled on my floor.  Of course I put it on to ward off the monsters.  I didn’t even realize I had on matching underpants until I looked at the first picture I took this morning.  Funny how that worked out, right?

I really enjoyed doing this week’s color theme and by the looks of it, so did all you ladies. so I’m going to do it again for next week.  I was inspired both by new, lighter feeling, like I’ve struck gold or something and by Molly’s avatar that was just in my feed as I was catching up on some old comments.

Therefore,next week’s theme is RAINBOW.

Also, when I wrote “double whammied” it reminded me of that old 80s game show here in the States called Press Your Luck.  I found this little gem and laughed my damn ass off.  What maniacs!  Enjoy!

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)

  6. make sure your phone and/or camera does not keep your location information! 

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My GREEN tits:

Hyacinth all in green

I’m also Irish.

NOT my GREEN tits:

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Meet Reenie, everyone! It’s her first time participating in Boobday.

This photo I call “Bored at work” i took it there as a means to spice up the day.

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Lay back and gaze upon Anisa’s green. And her luscious titty.

My photo this week was taken in the only thing that was comfortable to wear after I got yet another sunburn. Ow.

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Kayla gives us a little sneak peak behind the buttons. @KaylaLords

I love how my boobs look in his green shirt.

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SERAPHINA GREEN 062014

Serafina gets back to nature.. @SpirtualBDSM

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DAWN GREEN 062014

Dawn shows us that a box of chocolates can look delicious, too.

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I think the purple background makes this photo.

I was struggling to figure out what green prop to use and then…
This ribbon came with a box of chocolates I received in a hotel room. They were my (our) only sustenance for a wonderful 24 hours…

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SASSYCAT GREEN 062014

I love this picture for so many reasons.  Campy, sassy, amazing! @SassyCat38

I picked this one, because it just looked campy to me. Background reminded me of those yearly grade school photos.
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MOLLY GREEN 062014

Molly reposes in the grass with one very special “flower.” @MollysDailyKiss

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KINKYBIKERMOM GREEN 062014

I love her ingenuity! @KinkyBikerMom

I could not think of what to do for green boobday so I used some finger paint and made my boobs green lol
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Beck looks pretty great in green. @BeckAndHerKinks

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Krystal gets industrious. And sexy! Look at that lovely sideboob. Mmmm. @BisexualMinx

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Friday, April 11th, is WET Boobday!

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It’s full on spring here!  The birds are singing, the sky is bright blue, the kitten’s whiskers are twitching.  I love the sense of renewal of this time of year, the way the earth soaks up all the rain and sun and pushes out new, baby shoots of everything.  It’s a clean season for my soul.  I rather like hearing the birds chirp outside my window as my pussy gets pounded in a sunbeam.

Enjoy all the ladies this week, everyone!

Next week’s theme is OUTSIDE (Sorry Anonymous Aussie!  I hope it’s not too cold Down Under yet!).

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

 

My WET Tits:

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TN was a very willing aid in this photo shoot.

It’s from a proper suckle, in case you were wondering.

NOT my WET tits:

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This Elle’s first photo for Boobday!

I chose this photo for the wet theme because I’ve been making mention lately of my lovely hand held shower head girlfriend, Delta 😉 Thought some folks would want the visual of some shower fun.

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Jade gave us both action and wet! @piecesofjade

I chose this picture for two reasons – 1) I love my perky wet titties and 2) it tells a story. 🙂 I’ve told the rest of the story over in my blog, Kink & Poly.

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G get’s super wet AND naughty! @CurvyMilfy

What more can I say, these are just wet boobs! Pretend I stood under a waterfall to get wet, my clothes are drying.  Shadows are cast through fronds of palm, what am I doing with my other palm btw?

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Beck’s cups runneth over! @beckandherkinks

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Poppiegirl wasn’t able to do the theme this week, but since it’s her first time, I’m cutting her a little slack. hehe

After seeing your relearning of taking nude selfies it inspired me to play a little too.
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I don’t think it’s a secret that I’m a HUGE fan of @Silverdrop’s titties. This pic kinda did me in!

It was only after I’d taken a series of pics of Silverdrop in the shower that we realised this week’s theme is “Wet”, so Yay!

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@KinkyBikerMom took it all the way this week.

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@BisexualMinx gets the award for most creative. Love it!!

CAN’T WAIT TO MAKE A SPLASH THIS SUMMER..!!!
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She happened to have this one laying around, if you can believe it! So beautiful TN loved it, too!

I love this image, it’s just so wet, wet, wet!

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One word, Kayla: YUM. @KaylaLords

Fresh from the shower, water droplets running down my body, I was wet all over.

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It’s as if the sun is cresting over a dewy hill on New Dawn’s breast.

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Friday, March 21st, is HYACINTH Boobday!

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One year ago I started this meme to give women a safe place to play with their body image, to see themselves as we might see them.  No flaws are visible here, just beautiful, functioning, loveable, fuckable bodies in all shapes and sizes.

Thank you to everyone for participating.  This wouldn’t exist without you and I am always moved by your personal stories, your struggles, and that you share them with me.  It is an honor to hold this space open for you.

Thank you.

Next week’s theme is SOFT. 

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My HYACINTH tits aren’t necessary today, so I give you a bunch of NOT my HYACINTH tits instead!

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Sexy G from Filled and Fooled.  @CurvyMilfy

Classic Hy, I’m not sure if you ever pull your shirt up though.  (Ed note: I totally do!)

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Rose, from The Shit Show That is My Life

This is my best ‘Hy’ photograph!

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I tried to think about some of your poses and this one seemed to evoke you in my mind. I hope it does your sexiness justice. 🙂 (Ed note: It totally does!)

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Heather from Vagina Antics (and her brilliant cat).
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I’d kiss all those moles.  xx

Your post with the laser kitty app made me laugh out loud (literally) so I did a spoof with my own cat. You can tell that he’s THRILLED about it. You can use it or not. It was just fun to do! 🙂  The second photo is a HY pose from March 12. I should have painted my nails and changed the sheets and worn my Batgirl boxers to better replicate your pose, but time is of the essence.

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Emma Whispers from Dirty Little Whispers in simple black and white – one of my fav go to’s. @DirtyLittleW

Here my boobs right this second. Sorry it’s not very fancy, I have work in 7 minutes!

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Sweet Anonymous Aussie!

here is my ‘Ode to Hyacinth’ in a white singlet! 🙂

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Sexy ass Kayla.  @KaylaLords
One sentence: It’s not exactly the same, but I like to think I capture Hyacinth’s essence in this one.
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New Dawn and some glorious hyacinth!
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New Dawn in the mist.

Since it’s now Spring, and that I’m a nature kind of girl, I thought of flowers as soon as you gave us this week’s theme.

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Silverdrop and SilverDom doing their thing <3

We want to thank the lovely Hyacinth for hosting this meme and apologise for not having the time to follow the “Hyacinth” prompt. Our bad. As usual, we had much laughter getting this week’s pic of Silverdrop’s underboob. Enjoy.
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I want this bra.

Becki – first time submission – actually first time boob photo taker! Thanks for helping me see my boobs are actually pretty damn hot!

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Scarlett was the first to submit a pic and not only is she gorgeous here, but she also made me realize I take a lot of pics in my jammies.

I chose this because I decided to be brave and I wanted to say thank you for providing a safe place where I could do that.

Friday, February 28th, is SUNSHINE Boobday!

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Today is the first Boobday I can share with The Neighbor and it’s important for so many reasons, most of which you all know, but on a personal level it’s the removal of the final barrier I’d placed between us.  He now knows all of me.  Everything.  And he’s still here.

Even writing that sentence causes me to choke up.  I’ve never felt such unconditional acceptance from anyone in my life before, such trust.  Today truly is filled with sunshine.

Next week’s theme is LACE (thanks for the idea, Escapist Girl!).

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My SUNSHINE tits:

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The morning after I told TN, he let himself in and found me sleeping in a ray of sunshine.

We were cuddling after he’d fucked me awake and I reached for my phone.  “What are you doing?” he asked.  “Taking pictures,” I replied.  Later, I sent them to him and told him they were perfect for Boobday.  He agreed.

NOT my SUNSHINE tits:

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A New Dawn rises.

I’m glad I took advantage of the sun over the weekend… It’s been raining ever since!

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@KinkyBikerMom finds the light.

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beck_sunshine

I know the sun is out there somewhere, but it played coy with @Beck42069.

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tis_sunshine

‘Tis gets around a dreary winter week in style. And she doesn’t know this, but I, too, have a Little Miss Sunshine shirt! Little Miss Sunshines unite!

The one week you pick Sunshine as the theme and there has been none to speak of. Until today that is, the veil of clouds parted and the sun graced us with its golden rays. Little good it did me though, since I couldn’t make it out of the office in time to take any pictures of its glorious existence. Undeterred and focused on the objective, I turned to the creator of Mr. Men for guidance and I present to you Little Miss Sunshine.  😉

Friday, April 19th, is Boobday!

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I’m beginning to really love Boobday.

I don’t care if no one participates, honestly.  The point isn’t numbers.  Its main function — and only priority — is to provide a space for people with breasts to come and share.

To that end, I can only do so much.  I’m a horrible Twitterer (as those of you who follow me there already well know).  I do my best to get around during the week to comment on all my blogger friends, but I am so stupidly strapped for time, it’s criminal.  It’s a miracle anyone keeps reading and comments here because I never seem to be able to reply in kind.  I feel like a jolly giant asshole.

All this to say, I need your help to get the word out.  If you have Twitter, say something about #boobday (hashtag and all).  If you have a blog, mention it.  Reblog it, retweet it, email your friends, whatever.

I’m not going to give up on this that easily.

I’m going to keep trudging along, every week, determined to provide a space for any breast-having person to tip the scales to exhibitionism and to get feedback from folks or just experience that feeling that is internet flashing.

It’s thrilling, it’s awesome, it’s beautiful.

I’m going to stick with this.  I hope y’all stick with me!

Now, everyone who isn’t flashing us, it’s incumbent on you to be vocal in your comments about the tits you’re seeing.  Visit her blog, leave a specific comment here for her, something.  It’s a small price to pay for titties of a stranger you kinda know, you know??

And the enigmatic N. (on whom I’m totally crushing) said it best the other day when he said disembodied parts of someone he doesn’t know does nothing for him.  And I completely and totally agree!  But I’m here to tell you, chances are you do know the woman behind the tits on Boobday.

If that does anything for you at all, leave a comment!  Please!

Nothing is for free, after all, folks.  Even titties come with a price of some sort: beads, dinner, a random comment.  I think y’all can handle it, though.  I have faith in you!

xx

Hy

My tits:

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I don’t always get responses from TN for my pics.

Not my tits:

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Meet Hayley V-K, y’all.

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This is her favorite pic of her tits.  I gotta say… it’s pretty fantastic.

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Sweet Scarlett shares her waxing experience with us (click through).

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A longtime reader, <strike>first</strike> 2nd or 3rd time participant.

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An anonymous submission. I want that negligee.

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This bra makes me happy.

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LSAM deliciously abusing her nips (click through).

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Silverdrop just heard about Boobday and immediately sent this in (click through).