Friday, May 3rd, is Boobday!

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Cold snaps and long, grown-up-ish conversations with Peyton, intellectual dexterity and a growing love, family peace and heartfelt sorrow.  This week has been a leaf like the one I watched twitch and jerk across the sidewalk at the red light this morning: unnatural in its strange, disjointed movements, yet natural in its poetic drift from its spot on the tree.

I think this is as good as it gets.  It’s my vision into the Matrix.

Enjoy the tits, everyone, as we slide towards summer and the middle of the year from a quirky, moody spring.

xx

Hy

Remember, please give our generous lady friends lots of love here or on her blog.  And pass it around on Twitter and such with the #Boobday hashtag.

Wanna participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the guidelines.

Edit. note: Participants, none of you said whether or not you wanted to be anonymous, so I erred on the side of caution.  If you don’t want to be anonymous, lemme know and I’ll edit the image with a note.

My tits:

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What my tits look like after a chilly softball game and a long, cozy cuddle under the covers.

NOT my tits:

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This was her first pick, but she was worried cocks weren’t allowed in Boobday pics.
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This was her 2nd, backup option.
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Silverdrop has done it again.
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Her note to me read, “Nothing says “here’s the weekend!” like tequila! xxx”
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Those tits, those tats.
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I love a little before and after.

I get “permission” to post cock shots.

The Neighbor and I hung out last night after my friends left. It was terrific and we even got a little fucking in (I’ll write about that later, I promise).

We laughed about my “sock-cock shot” and he asked if he’d sent me one of him. I told him no and got excited — god knows this woman loves a photo of a penis.

So he showed me this and I about died.

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And then we laughed our asses off as we compared my version.

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I think I needed a third pair to really do the man justice.

Then I said I wished I could post these somewhere. He said, “You should!” of course not knowing I actually do have a platform. So, I’m taking that as a green light for my conscience and sharing with you all; for the ones who asked to see and for those who’d like a good chuckle.

How to take a good cockshot.

[Update 5/2015: I just now discovered Critique My Dick Pic.  I’d say I agree with roughly 90% of her grades (I’d give higher grades to some of her Bs) .  Please click through for much better feedback from her!]

The debate on whether or not a penis is attractive or not seems to come up every now and then and I am always shocked at how strongly people feel that cocks are not attractive, that men in general can’t come close to the physical beauty and sensuality of a woman, and that the best he can do is to enjoy himself.

I strongly object to all three of these ideas.

First of all, I am a huge cock fan. Like, HUGE. — And you can read that either way, really. I’m both a fan of cocks and of large cocks. — But my point is that I think they’re beautiful. When I find a pretty cock, I tell its owner immediately. He’ll always chuckle and say he’d never heard that before. Well, of course not. Most women don’t find them attractive and it’s never occurred to men to look at it critically. But think about it. A penis is magical. It has a mind of its own, it changes with mood, fervor, desire, and thought. It can be manipulated or not. It can be bone hard or like putty. Even a flaccid penis has a serene attractiveness to it, though obviously less sexual verve.

Which brings me to the second point: why do we think that only the female form is sensual and inherently attractive? The broad shoulder span of a man and his narrow hips drive me over the edge. I simply couldn’t get that maleness from any female form. His skin, dusted with body hair, feels different from a woman’s. His musculature is by nature harder, longer, less forgiving than that of a woman’s.

I lay with both. I consider myself an amateur expert on this shit. I am intimately aware of a man’s sensual beauty and what that triggers in my reptilian brain. And same goes for a woman, of course.

And lastly, why do we as a society tend to think that the most a man can do is to enjoy the gift of a woman before him? Don’t get me wrong, I love to hear a man’s groan when he sees me laid out before him, but I’d like for him to also feel my appreciation. To know that my belly quickens as his muscles flex to pull off his shirt; that my pussy pulses when I see the strain in his upper body as he holds himself above me. Man is my sexual and sensual match in all ways.

I love a man’s body, his fickle brain, his learned maleness. It’s a challenge and a compliment to my femaleness. My femininity can only be heightened by other sensual creatures; it’s caressed one way with a woman and in an entirely different way with a man.

And so now, so other men and women may also partake in the thrill of a beautiful man and his cock, I’d like to give a short tutorial on how to take cockshots.

THE DOs AND DON’Ts OF COCKSHOTS

We’ll start with the DON’Ts and end with the DO’s.

DON’T send a flaccid cock shot to a woman who’s never seen you hard

I don’t know what I’m supposed to think about this giant flaccid penis.

A soft cock is a vulnerable, intimate thing.  I’ve never in my life enjoyed seeing a flaccid cock pic if I’ve never seen it hard first.  And even then there are caveats.  Like, you better be showing me a before and after sort of thing.

DON’T use a flash 

Flash = 🙁

A flash makes a cock look weird. I don’t care if you’re dark as a coffee bean or pale as a ghost. It does weird things. Ban the flash.

DON’T take a shot straight on

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It makes it look shorter than it is.

Don’t let things get in the way of seeing it all

All that shit is distracting.

DO have kind lighting 

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Do show a hand around the base 

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Do use a side angle

Mmm.

This is a cock of epic proportions, I know, but it also looks inviting, ready for a mouth or a pussy and the hand gives it sexy weight.

And now here are some other great cock pics that I think are stellar.  Enjoy practicing with your own cock pics!  I’m happy to review your work any time, so email me if you want some feedback!

Men are so beautiful and different from women I can stare at a pretty cock all day and night.  Yay, cocks!!

 

I love the spread of his knees.
A favorite for sure. Unpeeled clothing, AT WORK. Mmm. Delicious.