I go on first dates with beefy, tatted nerds

This guy is delish.

Wowza.

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I go on first dates with a couple.

Headed there now. Kari and Ethan are witty, sweet and hung and she’s a lezzie virgin. My favorite kind of woman.

Here’s to hoping we’ll all get naked one day.

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