Friday, November 25th, is Boobday!

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Sorry for the late posting!  There was literally no way in hell I could have gotten it up unless I’d written it 2 weeks ago!  This week has been balls to the wall; I’ve barely even slept!

Anyway, I hope all my fellow Americans had a lovely Thanksgiving Day and many thanks to everyone for being so wonderful to me throughout the last few months.  I’m beginning to feel more like Hy and this blog is becoming more and more attractive to me.

Lots of turkey love from me to you!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

  1. If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)
  2. Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Rounds above bars.
Rounds above bars.

NOT my tits:

Long lost Anonymous Aussie is here looking divine!
Long lost Anonymous Aussie is here looking divine!

Love Friday, the end of the working week & time to let it all hang out, literally.

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Kim hunts for the perfect thing to wear.
Kim hunts for the perfect thing to wear.

Deciding what to wear, hence the peek of my open cupboard😊

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Sandy getting cozy.

First morning in the new apartment.

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Sexy sexy Selina in her LBD.
Sexy sexy Selina in her LBD lingerie.

I’m thankful for black lace nighties!

 

Click below for other hotties!


Friday, November 11th, is Boobday!

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Today is also Veteran’s Day, a day when we collectively reflect on the sacrifices of our brothers and sisters who join the Armed Forces.

It’s also the first Friday of a new world.

So I’ll keep it simple and just say that I love you all — so very much — and thank you to those who have served this incredible country.  Sometimes I don’t think we deserve it.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

  1. If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)
  2. Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

One foot in front of the other...
One foot in front of the other…

NOT my tits:

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I love Kim’s curves.

YAY!! For Friday and boobs 😆

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Sandy flops it out for us.

One for the road. Ha!!

Click on a thumbnail below to see who else is playing along!


Friday, October 7th, is Boobday!

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Thinking about all the people affected by Matthew earlier this week and even as I type.

Seems like we’re all battening down the hatches.

Love to you all.

And don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Hy in cardi with coffee

NOT my tits:

Selina gives a good tug.
Selina gives a good tug.
Ooh baby it’s cold outside!
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I love the creativity here that Miss S has shared with us.
I love the creativity here that Miss S has shared with us.
I caught a glimpse of my shadow as I was getting undressed to shower.
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Kim lets us get a little peep.
Kim lets us get a little peep.

Taken while doing the Plank Challenge with my daughter 😊

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Sandy did this just for me!
Sandy did this just for me!

No story behind this. Took this specifically for Boob Day as I was getting dressed in the office post gym workout.

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Kate's messy!
Kate’s messy!

A little something left behind and it’s not my husband’s.

Click below for more awesomeness!

Friday, September 16th, is Boobday!

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Can you feel fall approaching?  I can.  I’m beginning to think seasons are a state of mind as much as they are a change in weather; it’s still hot as fuck here.

Imma keep this brief today.  I’ve got lots to do and I have a ton of blog maintenance I want to do by Monday, so keep an eye out for this place to be all cleaned up!

I love you all and hope you have a fantastic Friday and rest of your weekend!!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Just me and a window. I chose this pic because I'm plumper than I'm used to, but I'm failing to be ashamed of it.
Just me and a window. I chose this pic because I’m plumper than I’m used to, but I’m failing to be ashamed of it.

NOT my tits:

Kim pulls a lovely, round mound out for us.
Kim pulls a lovely, round mound out for us.

bra on or off?!?

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Sandy knows how to pre-party.
Sandy knows how to pre-party.  Happy (early) birthday!!  Boobday wouldn’t be the same without you! xx

My birthday is Monday. Been distracted. Forgot tomorrow was boob day. Just took this pic at work for ya.

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I wish some of Kate's fuzzy sweater weather would head my way. I love different textures here.
I wish some of Kate’s fuzzy sweater weather would head my way. I love different textures here.

It’s getting colder over here! :)

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I love it when a woman opens up to us and Q's willingness is beautiful.
I love it when a woman opens up to us and Q’s willingness is beautiful.  And apparently we have yet another Virgo in the house!  That makes 3 of us!

“Birthday flowers! And me, letting my body be for once in images without supporting garments or rope, because it’s done so much for me, and I am working on truly loving it.”

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Sundays alone.

I woke up with the animals tucked around me, but otherwise human-free.

I haven’t taken many photos lately; some here and there, but I havent’ been feeling all that sexy.

I’ve felt womanly, full, bouncy, strong.  But not sexy.  Sexy is how I feel when I know someone is looking and I have been avoiding the gazes of many the past several days.

This morning I decided to see how I’d feel if I started to snap.

It always amazes me to see myself through the lens.  It’s like it’s another woman completely.  That’s not me.

I’m boring, relatively out of shape as I am in shape, middle aged.

I peeled back the covers and rolled and stretched.

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There was a knock at the door: the neighbor girl asking for Pey, but I’m alone and sent her away with a smile and a wave.

Back in bed with the hastily thrown-on robe.

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And then, suddenly, as if by magic, I feel sexy again.  Alone on a Sunday.

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Click the lips for more!

Sinful Sunday

Friday, September 2nd, is Boobday!

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Happy September, y’all!!  It’s my birthday this weekend and I’m planning my second teeny tiny mini weekend getaway with Peyton.  It’ll be 24 hrs with the person I love the most doing tourist-y things in a nearby city.  Not a bad way to celebrate 41, I must say.

I woke up feeling lighter than I have in weeks in part due to my decision to play here again and in part due to this awful summer coming to a close.  I hope never to experience a July quite like this one again.  It nearly killed me.

Big hugs to all of you and thank you to everyone who’s donated to my GoFundMe campaign.  I can’t believe even one person has chosen to help me out, but I am ever so grateful!  I’m past the half-way point to a plane ticket!  Yay!

And just as a reminder:

  1. If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)
  2. Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Rumpled covers, shirt and granny pants: check, check, and check!
Rumpled covers, shirt and granny pants: check, check, and check!
NOT my tits:

I love the all the shades of pale on Mz. Hyde. So sexy!
I love the all the shades of pale on Mz. Hyde. So sexy!

MzHyde going for sultry & sensual! 💋

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This is Babe's first time here with us and she's been a long-time reader and supporter. I just love the warm tones, the creaminess.
This is Babe’s first time here with us and she’s been a long-time reader and supporter. I just love the warm tones, the creaminess.

I have been meaning to send a photo in for months but somehow life keeps getting in the way. Finally I have managed it, so here is my first boob day submission :)
Thank you for holding the space for this, I love the weekly posts.

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Sandy's being supportive with her gorgeous jewelry and coordinating nails.
Sandy’s being supportive with her gorgeous jewelry and coordinating nails.

For my man in blue

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Meredith and I were chatting this morning when I told her to send me her luscious tits for Boobday.
Meredith and I were chatting this morning when I told her to send me her luscious titties for Boobday.

I just made it for you, silly.  ;)  But sent it to Richard first.

This Boobday participant hasn't given me any info, yet, but I'll update this pic soon!
This Boobday participant hasn’t given me any info, yet, but I’ll update this pic soon!  Gotta say I’m a big fan of this image, though.  Can’t wait to learn the story behind it!
Click below for others strutting their stuff!

Friday, August 26th, is Boobday!

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Happy Friday, everyone!

Be you, be awesome, be phenomenal and stand up for your right to do with your body what you will, including exposing it.

The Burkini ban controversy has highlighted the continuing objectification and politicizing of women’s bodies and proven that it comes from many angles — this one as either religious or personal freedom — and not just a sexual one.

Ultimately, no one, no country, no entity should have control over a woman’s body other than the woman herself and she is the lone proprietor of that body.  Period.

If she chooses to cover it it is no less her right than it is for me to bare it all.  We may disagree with why she covers herself just as she may disagree with our exposure, but we would be colossal hypocrites if we said she couldn’t.

Thank you as always for being a part of this little movement and for showing women everywhere that we have a choice.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

I'd forgotten I had this little teddy.
I’d forgotten I had this little teddy.

NOT my tits:

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I love the simplicity of this snap of Lauren (her 2nd here). A moment caught in time. (Click the pic for her blog.)

A pic of me in my new undies.

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I love the close up, the intimacy.

Keeping my husband motivated during the night shift.

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Kate turns to the Universe… and us.
Tired, sad, anxious boobs for you tonight. Feels good to share them so I guess that’s something.
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Mz. Hyde is back! I love the pull and the twist!
Mz. Hyde is back! I love the pull and the twist!
PeekaBoob!  Happy Friday & Happy Boobday!
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Click below to see other amazing Boobday photos!

I don’t know what to do next.

I began writing because I had to.  Words crawled against the underside of my skin like so many marching ants, less like blood flowing and more like an itch that had to be scratched.  And so I did.

I began an anonymous sex blog on Blogger and wrote about the intersection of motherhood and being single, but I quickly realized I didn’t want to talk about my child in that iniquitous arena.  I morphed it into what I really wanted to talk about — my sex life — and wrote with an openness as wide as my legs.  Too wide, as it turned out, because I naively shared the URL with lovers and friends and soon felt the pinch of the gag in my mouth.  Semi-anonymous is not fun, y’all.

I decided to shut it down and regroup, but not before I somehow I caught Rori’s eye way back in 2011.  And thus began my journey to not only continue to write but to improve upon it.  I wanted to create content that was beautiful, yet compelling, thought-provoking yet welcoming and above all else entertaining and A Dissolute Life Means… was born.

Earning the top spot on the Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2015 list is what one might consider the pinnacle of my blogging “career.”  It’s what I ached to reach and worked so hard to achieve.  Its subjectivity humbles me, but the position also creates a welcome pressure to prove to everyone that I indeed earned that top slot.  I don’t want anyone to wonder, “Why the fuck did Hy get #1?”  At the very worst, I’d at least want someone to think that I’d worked hard to get there and at the best think it was well-deserved.

But with attaining a goal comes a strange dark side of achievement, the side of the mountain I couldn’t see as I was climbing the other: Now what??

Looking at the seven past #1s I find a variety of things ranging from a continued vibrant internet and writing presence to none at all.  One #1 disappeared shortly after her nomination under a dark cloud of allegations of illegal activity and another #1, Pandora, seems to have disappeared for nearly two years.  The other five #1s (Sinclair Sexsmith, Dangerous Lilly, Guy New York, Molly Moore, and Girl on the Net have all done exactly what I hope to do: grow.

They grew as writers, artists, and activists; they kept going, wrote books, gave talks, plugged in to the community of which they’re such a big part.  Some have even taken over Eroticon such is their dedication to all of us.

There’s a silence here in my life right now; I’m catching my breath.  Maybe I haven’t actually summitted anything.  Maybe I’m only half way there. 

This year has been a strange mix of unbelievable highs (Eroticon and London) and radical lows (health, finances, shitty anniversaries, continued heartbreak) and I have been bereft of my normally easily tappable imagination.  It’s not that writing feels like a chore, it’s just that I can’t seem to carve out the sacred space to allow it to happen.

And I have no shortage of stories to tell: Charlie the “Italian” waiter in Bristol, Poppy, Peter, George with the man bun, the many sub males with whom I am exploring my dominant side.  The men flow like the wine in my life – fast and continuous – but my creative juices not so much.

When I think about where else I want to go here a few things leap out at me: I want to convert this blog into a book, I want travel to London to attend and/or present at Eroticon 2017, 2018 and beyond if at all humanly possible, I want to keep advocating for body positivity and feminist sexual freedom.  And most of all, I want to keep writing.

I want to fill the world with my silly words that connect me to all of you.  I want to make art with these little black squiggly things pretty much for-fucking-ever since I can’t fathom my life without them – that’d be like eating food that tasted like nothing but chalk — but there’s a vacuum that my small success has created and I feel adrift.

I need to look more closely at my surroundings; there’s so much more beauty left to ascend and consume.

In lieu of a creative emotional space I have fallen still on my mountainside.  My exhausting summer of mind, body, and spirit must come to an end; fall, my most favorite, is oh so close.   Things will change because they must, but they’re going to change in the direction of my choosing.  I will regroup and refocus, double-down on my efforts because I’m not done.  Not even close.

I now know what is next for me: More — more art, more community, more Hy — and I will look at my achievements as flags staked along the way, not as stopping points, because I have higher to climb.  Hopefully, a lot higher.

 

Friday, July 22nd, is Boobday!

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Holy fucking hell.

Is it August yet?

Negative bank balances, a broken heart, all-consuming horniness, the world going to hell in a hand basket.  Yet another lovely July week in the books.

The good news is I feel more focused than ever, stronger, more lovely.  How I can feel this untouchable after such a disaster of a month is beyond me, but I do, exhaustion and crispy brain notwithstanding.

Here’s to one more week and then we tread the thick middle of August and slide into September.  Before we know it it’s Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s and BAM! 20-motherfucking-17.

Love you guys.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:


  NOT my tits:

Kim's snap reminds me of accidentally seeing something I shouldn't. Naughty, forbidden, luscious.
Kim’s snap reminds me of accidentally seeing something I shouldn’t. Naughty, forbidden, luscious.

just me and my boobies :-)

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There's something so raw about Sandy and her friend. She seems frozen as he uses the knife against her skin, his hand grips gently, yet firmly.
There’s something so raw about Sandy and her friend. She seems frozen as he uses the knife against her skin, his hand grips gently, yet firmly.

I’ve been wanting to experience wax with the boy toy but he’s been too busy. Went to an OTK party (over the knee) and knew the rope guy would be there (who also has wax experience) so I asked him to give me the experience. I chose this pic because I think the knife is hot!! Most guys tell me they use a butter knife for wax removal. Zzzzzzz, no thrill in that.

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The angle of this photo, the tear drops of her breasts. It all makes me feel like I'm right there with Madeline.
The angle of this photo, the tear drops of her breasts. It all makes me feel like I’m right there with Madeline.

Attempting to eradicate the tan lines!

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Friday, March 25th, is Boobday!

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I’m sorry I’m occasionally late with these Boobday posts.  Their time sensitivity doesn’t always fit into a busy Thursday schedule, such as yesterday’s.

I had a date with a young man I met once last summer and the night went quite well.  Really well, actually.  I didn’t have a chance to do this post until now after two cups of coffee and an easy morning listening to Thelonius Monk and making the cat chase a laser.

So, I hope you all forgive me and I hope my tardiness doesn’t mess up your flow and linking and all that other jazz.  I know it sucks to wait on a straggler.

Thanks again to everyone who’s been participating.  I think in the light of recent slut- and body-shaming stories in the media it’s more important than ever to show that every day people have a voice, too.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

I've never fully understood the fascination with underboob.
I’ve never fully understood the fascination with underboob.

NOT my tits:

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If it weren’t for Kate’s brown locks, it’d be hard to tell this pic was in color. Stunning contrast against her skin.

A new top I ordered arrived today. I’m wondering if I can be brave enough to wear it out braless some night. Hubby loves other men admiring my breasts. :)

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It’s rare when I laugh at a Boobday pic, but Kim tickled me with this one. That face! And then the tits! I’m so confused! How should I react??

“Grumpy Minion aka Kim in the mornings!!”

Have a funtastic and blessed Easter Weekend everyone, we are off to the beach for some much needed R & R, while the weather is still good.

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This image of Olivia is so goddamned sexy it hurts. (Follow her on IG at @oliviatarose)

Taking in the sun on a quiet afternoon. Feeling sexy and strong today.  Happy boob day!

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I know a lot of you will relate to this pic of Sandy: it’s sexy, it’s brutal, it’s hot af. I don’t think she needs to change a thing.

I really have to come up with better creative ways to take pics, but damn I love these bruises!!

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This is Yan from Singapore and it’s her very first Boobday submission, the first of many, I hope!

I have chosen this pic cause I wanna remind myself that I gotta love myself since I don’t have anyone to do that..

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Click below to see who else is participating this week!!