I participate in sexy memes.

I don’t read memes all that often that I find myself eager to participate in, but while reading this one over at LSAM, Black Door Press, and Creative Noodling I couldn’t wait to answer it myself!  Enjoy!

I also find it somewhat interesting that the four of us all seem to prefer doggy style/from behind… Hmm.  Does preferring being entered while facing away somehow predispose us to blog about sex??  Ha!  Just kidding, but funny to think about. 

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?

In my mind, this means someone who’s already an established friend and the answer is NO.  I’m fucking The Neighbor, and we happen to be friends, but that’s different.  Sex coincided with building the friendship.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Any time, day or night.  I long for early morning wake-up sex, though, so maybe that’s my preferred time, but that’s more or less because of what it means to have access to a cock at 6 am: I’ve slept with someone and we’ve stayed together even after sex is over.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

The right.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

I used to have my nipples pierced and in college I’d flash entire parties filled with curious kids.  It’d gain my friends and I more beer and beer is like money, right?

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Yes.  Bath sex gains me a UTI in about 10 seconds flat, though, so the fantasy of a Bull Durham sex scene is forever dead for me (sad face).  However, shower sex is awesome.  I still have to be careful about the water in that instance, though.  I  have to make sure my pussy isn’t in the direct line of water while a cock is thrusting in and out and that seems to do the trick to be able to avoid any painful consequence.

6. Do you watch/read pornography?

I watch very little.  Gill’s generous post the other day about where she finds her gay porn was the first time in over a year I actually watched any (love me some gay porn, though, it’s the only kind I’m interested in).  I read pornography daily.  Hell, I write it.

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Without a doubt: aggressive.  I was with a passive lover for 7 years and it shredded me.

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?

I think I do, yes.  A couple.  Also, this reminds me I need to update my blogroll.

9. Would you choose love or money?


10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Spanking.  MMFBlindfolded-stranger-sex.  I actually want to take spanking to a new level, for it to be more than just a spice.  I ran it past TN one night and he seemed interested.  My fingers are crossed.

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

That Dom bully a-hole got me pretty good.  In  my past, I was disrespected by lots of dumbasses, but none bigger than myself.  Lots of times I was afraid to say no inasmuch as, “What if he didn’t stop?”  So I said yes to avoid confrontation or of being raped.  Does that make even the slightest sense?  I’ve been meaning to write about this actually…

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

In front of my fireplace. 

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Gazebo on a pond outside of a wedding in the middle of Florida.  I was the bestman’s date and I insisted that everyone knew the bestman always gets laid at weddings.  He was skeptical.  I practically had to beg him to fuck me out there he was so worried we’d get caught – lame – but, he came through in the end – yay! – and even said he was glad I wouldn’t give up.

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?


15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Yes.  My 20s were all about trolling for men.

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?

Yes.  I have a great (recent) story about that I should post.

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Yes.  And you women are delicious and oh so soft.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?


20. Had sex in a bathroom?


21. Have you ever had sex at work?


22. Bought something from an adult store?

Yes, but not much.  A pair of stockings, a negligee, a cock ring.

23. Do you own any sex toys?

Just a Hitachi.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Oh, please.  My political aspirations are fucked.

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?

No, but it is sex.

27. What’s your favorite sexual position?

From behind, me on my belly, legs together, ass high in the air.

28. What’s your favorite sex act?

Blowjob.  Hands down.

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Yes and it’s glorious.

A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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8 thoughts on “I participate in sexy memes.
  1. Salut Hyacinth,

    I sort of want to do this little questionnaire too but I think I don’t know how to do it in an easy way…I hate computers really.

    I think from behind, on my knees is best too…that makes 5. It’s a trend! Blog writers want it from behind…that way we can write about it at the same time! Brilliant!


  2. I think it’s the visceral carnal quality of being on your knees in supplication while being pounded from the back. There are no intimate eye contacts, no loving sweet kisses, just straight, animal fucking. That’s my $.02 anyway ;-)

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