I have another sext for you.

I told you I was going to use you guys like I would a real live man. If you were The Neighbor a month ago this is what you’d have gotten: me, alone in a swanky hotel bar. Would you approach me??

My money is on me sitting here getting drunk alone.

That’s a little negligee under there.

A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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54 thoughts on “I have another sext for you.
        1. Prosecco. The ridiculously cute, gay bartender said it’s the best happy hour deal; it’s regularly $11/glass, but I’m getting it for $5.

  1. I’m the same way Hy…I could get all dolled up (as I have for many years now) and go out alone and guys NEVER approach me to buy me a drink or even to say hi. But…again…I go to have fun so I try not to let it bother me. But I’d buy you a drink and get ur number and be ur new best gal pal and then we could go out together and raise hell (yes, that’s happened before). *wink*. Have fun either way sexy!

    1. Thanks, Deviant! Noodle goes out and meets men, Bi meets women. Me? I meet drink glasses and bartenders. Lol. The night is young still, but I’m not holding my breath :) Wish you were here!! xx Hy

  2. I’d approach you, certainly. I feel like your radiance must sparkle out from you. And I love seeing someone with good taste in wine to boot. ;]

    Have a glass for me.


  3. Definitely approach you, also, show you the picture of the bottle of Prosecco chilling in the fridge right now…

      1. come on guys, don’t let us down…beautiful lady, chilling with a glass of Prosecco, looking for some conversation. What more can you ask for…to start that is! ;-)

  4. If I walk over and say something funny do I win the game? Because that and trying to act cool are the only things I got (I’m not cool, I just play it on tv).

  5. Hi there –
    Is there a guy sitting alone that you like? I would guess not because I think you would have gone over and said hello. Maybe you’re spelunking him now… haha I know you’re not.

  6. What hope is there for the rest of us? Check your shoe for trailing toilet paper. Lord, this is going to sink me into a depression. If there is no men fluttering around you, then there is no hope, completely no hope for me. I’m a pudgy little girl with a big smile and sparkly eyes, that’s it. You are Marilyn Monroe. Are you in a gay club? Couples only? Darn it, this is screwing with my sense of reality. You are gorgeous and the coolest catch anyone there could imagine. Please report back that you accidentally entered a alternate reality. That would make more sense to me.

    *Bewildered hugs and kisses*

    1. Nope. Left only making friends with the bartenders then fooled around with TN (of course). And argued with him for a good hour, but whatever, I’m over it. Sorry to burst your bubble! xx Hy

  7. I’m not so sure I’d approach a stunningly beautiful lady at a bar either. In a store, or in a park…maybe, but the fear of being turned down…..by such beauty….too much to bear

    1. I love how you all just assume I’m beautiful. I don’t know that I am, classically speaking. That’s really all in the eye of the beholder. But what I do have, certainly, is oodles of sex appeal. I know that much for sure.

      1. your pictures, though wisely chosen, show your sex appeal. Besides, its your mind that is so sexy and once that sexual organ is tripped, nothing short of satisfaction would stop me from pleasuring you. You are beautiful Hy!

  8. I like oodles of sex appeal….or is that noodles and sex appeal? Who knows…I do know one thing though…I’d love to sample your noodles.

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