I go on first dates with beefy, tatted nerds

This guy is delish.



A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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27 thoughts on “I go on first dates with beefy, tatted nerds
    1. Oh, no, I’m serious! He’s buff, nerdy, and funny as fuck. Geeky glasses, 50’s hair do, tan, tattooed. Fuuuuck.

      We’re about to go eat some hot dogs haha.

        1. It is! Of course there are some drawbacks. Like, he has no car and lives in an efficiency lol I’m poor enough alone; don’t need to be poor with someone else.

      1. well, think of it this way. It’s still an improvement. Your internet boyfriend lives in cyber space, and contributes absolutely nada to your financial upkeep.

        1. Lol true enough, but I’ve had TN to rely on who kept me well-fed and drove me everywhere :). But we’ll see. Beefcake is the first guy I’ve wanted to genuinely see a second time in months.

  1. And a new name has been born! We shall call him Beefcake. :-)

    The poor thing is really no big deal, as long as he has drive.
    Am I wrong to assume that the no car/efficiency thing means that he’s younger?

    THat could be a good thing… (Stamina!)

    1. Lol Poor Beefcake! He has nerdy glasses, too. Love what a juxtaposition he is.

      He mentioned simplifying his life hence the car/efficiency thing. He bartends at a posh bar downtown, so he may actually be fine money-wise.

      He opened every door for me, walked me to my car, and put his hand on my waist at every opportunity. He also had a great sense of humor.

      The cock thing, well, I recently added that I prefer well-endowed men in my profile and he made sure to mention he’d read the whole thing :)

      1. Oh, and he’s a few months younger than me, but a whooooole lot fitter, so I’m sure he’s fine on the stamina.

      2. Bartender at a swank place you say? Yeah, I’d imagine he has enough money to be okay. It’s probably a nerdy beefcake thing! :-)

        It’s hilarious that he made sure to tell you he read the whole profile. And a true gentleman to boot!!

        When will you see him again, or are you not there yet?

    2. oh! oh! I know it’s early days, but I’m catching the drift of internet boyfriend’s being replaced. I have to confess it right now … I’m gonna miss those boob shots. ;-)


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