You read that shit right.
My wet lips, my moist panties, the tightening in my cunt as I walk, sit, feel my short cotton skirt stretch across my thighs all must be ignored and beaten out of my mind.
A small exercise in control; a muscle flexed to prove a point; running in knee-deep water at sunset with a cocktail in my hand.
It’s possible, though unenjoyable. I’ve joined the other team, it seems. I’m part of the Peanut Gallery to pulse-thumping fucking and a compatriot to self-restraint.
I’m no longer the main event in these parts.
And I’m ok with that.
This is a new Hy, I suppose. For a week. It will steel my resolve for every time The Neighbor stops by for no reason for 3 minutes or pops his head over his balcony bars on a muggy morning while my baby and I are eating breakfast high above the palm trees.
I have made a promise to a friend — sweet, pervy AM — to not release myself. I can keep a promise to him. Not myself.
Sad, yes, but true.
So today, Wednesday, marks the first day of one whole week of abstaining from both orgasm and sex. A week from today I will post pics of me writhing and cumming with glee. Hopefully. Cross your fingers my partner in this gets laid because then I can at least touch myself.
The deal is, I won’t fuck anyone and AM won’t wank. And since we both find it unlikely he’ll have sex in the next week, I’ve decided to be a sister in arms and give up jerking off, too. It’s only fair.
I will be a pulsing, whinnying mare in heat in seven days, guaranteed. I might also shit epiphanies and giggle rainbows. Regardless, whatever you do, don’t send me cock pics, ok?? (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com).
And PS: Holy fuck! The ubiquitous Rincewind featured me today! I’m so honored and humbled! Wowza!
You can do it! I agree, not cumming SUCKS. but as I learned with Dave last week, the wait was worth the prize. Soooo worth it.
In seven days, you’re REALLY going to cum like a motherfucker.
Well, we’re just setting the date for a week. Who knows how long it’ll last?? I’m just hoping his wife fucks him!
I am litteraly laughing out loud. Best of luck to you, sweet flower. Perhaps I’ll join you in your quest. Maybe it’ll be a meme. All us blog pervs stop touching ourselves for a week. Imagine the pent up sexual power! It might just bring on the second comin… Umm cumming.
I love this idea!!! Weds-Weds. Let’s just start out slow and see how it goes. Please, do it with us, True!!!
I’m not a blogger, but a big fan, and I would totally do it too if it weren’t for the asshole my husband would become. But I will refrain from “extracurricular activities” for a week to feel like part of the crowd. :)
Ok, deal!!
Ok…. I’m in. But I might have to fend off B is she get’s randy.
Ha! Right on! I just turned down Kevin, so I’m with you!
I just wrote about another sexy memory and I am all alone at home… I better go do something to distract myself.
Haha you better!! I’m gonna hit the gym/trails a bunch this week myself!
Can you just switch to girls for a week? ;)
Haha!
This is now a BDSM blog!!!! LOL!
OH, LORD. Lol
I am shocked you’d do this! : ) More power to you though. I had the idea of going into the lion’s den myself – because if you can’t stay away – attack from the front in full force!
Well, it’s a little thing, really. I’m already struggling stayin away from TN. This will bolster me. Of he does come sniffing round, I can say NO because I promised AM. :)
lucky Am – right! I’m happy for him. I bet he gets laid before the week is done – you my get relief sooner than you think! Ha Thats my bet! Jayne
I’ll take those odds!
Here’s hoping it goes in your favor!
If I’m not mistaken, you girls are taking bets on me getting laid. I feel dirty and used … and usually I then wake up with wood. :-x
I’m in! (the weird thing about sex though…it’s like eating. Just because you had a 5-star dinner last night doesn’t mean you won’t be hungry today….and the contrary.) Did that make sense?
It will be a long week.
Bisous,
Dawn
Yeah! We have another!
Thanks, sweet Dawn! And for the record, I haven’t touched myself since Monday!
I’m impressed. :)
Oh, and yes. It will be a very long week…
Well for AM and I the no sex part should be no problem.What a cruel twist of fate in the event that my husband might have some sort of libidinous surge. (I think I ought to be excused if that happens. My Mom will write me a note. I’m sure of it!) Touching myself though….
AM gets to fuck if his wife wants to, so you may too! The point for him wasn’t abstaining from sex because he doubts it’ll even be an issue. If she’s game, then he’s all in. No pun intended ;)
*I just snorted diet coke out my nose and onto my keyboard. Oops. I never use those letters anyway. Phew!
Haha
Dawn, if you get a fuck from anyone you’re excused. And I very much look forward to excusing you! Go pop a blue pill in his coco and jump his bones. :-x
Oh Hy, what have we started? All these lovely people choosing to not cum in support of a dubious cause?
I feel a degree of pressure now. Not only to see the week through without a wank (jeez, it was as hard this morning) and also to try to save us all from a week long trial.
We’ve started something beautiful!
I hope it ends with beauty.
And stickiness.
If I wasn’t already sex-deprived… I’d join the bandwagon, but alas, I might go bat shit at this point, so I will have to just wish you good luck. I expect to read at least one post on your thoughts on the matter… oh… about halfway in or so. Mmk? :P
So many Xs and Os <3
Yes, certainly! I’ll check in, for sure. And you’ve been suffering enough! I read that amazing masturbation post last week ;) xx Hy
Sounds like…. a challenge ;)
You gonna do it???
abstinence is a lot sexier than most people realise – the longer you go without orgasm, the more intense it is – count me in
Yay!!
Lol Hy, I love a challenge, but I won’t be joining you on this one. My hitachi is my friend and I’m OK with not being master of my domain!!
No worries, Ginger. Maybe another time :) xx Hy
As the only (so it seems) voice of reason left here, I must chime in. 1st, my Hy la Douce, you are still the main player … never forget that.
And as the initial entrant into the Peanut Gallery, I welcomed you with open arms. Now I am having 2nd thoughts given your current curriculum. But be forewarned … the Peanut Gallery features close, tight sitting. We rub up against each other often as we voice our opinions. (Buffalo Bob seems to look the other way at all the right times thankfully).
And I have taken no such foolhardy vow as you seem to have. Be prepared for much (un?)welcome and (in?)appropriate touching and fondling.
Keep the pics coming.
Mike
You’re sweet and prickly, Mike. Kinda like a kiwi fruit, though I doubt you’re green and slimy on the inside.
What’s this Peanut Gallery talk all about? I’m confused. Though, not about its tight quarters, etc.
Lastly: bring it! It’s just a week. Incidentally, as I was typing this I got a text from Kevin. Looks like I will actually be challenged to turn down some cock! Oy.
oh sweet Hy … you are so young and innocent. The Peanut Gallery originated on the Howdy Doody TV show in the 50s. The Peanut Gallery was a small seating area where the kids watched and screamed out (sound familiar?). Buffalo Bob was the MC and brought out characters like Howdy, Clarabelle the Clown, Phineas T Bluster and others … a gang very similar to IBF
ah poor Kevin
Ha! I never knew that’s where “peanut gallery” originated from or Buffalo Bill (I figured it was a Silence of the Lambs reference! Lol).
And yes, poor Kevin. I just told him we’d have to wait. :)
Buffalo “Bob” a big, gentle man … Buffalo Bill not so much
Oh riiiight lol
Haha. Power to you! I have my fist up for you, just so you know.
Here’s to a rewarding end ;]
Thanks, Thu!
Thu, if you have your fist up a bodily orifice, that doesn’t count!
Haha. In solidarity! Oops.
Good luck! I’m sure you’re made of strong stuff…
I dunno. My pussy’s been wet all damn day… it’s torturing me!
I believe you!
I feel your pain Hy. (Though do I genuinly fear some prostate pain as we head towards day 7.)
I seriously couldn’t do this if I hadn’t made this pact with you…
Oh bollocks. That really does put some preasure on me to see it though.
damn, no wanking or sex for a week… I’m not sure if I would manage that, I think I will happily wank away while u2 try to behave :D but best of luck to both of you…
You do that! And think of me! ;)
ah bugger, got a reply from AM on his blog and I’m in as well… can’t say no to that man… gonna be a weird week of sex bloggers who’s trying to stay away from what they write about…
Hooray!!
Way to go, AM!!
kinda wished I would have done the dirty before I read your blogs :D
NO SHIT. I came on Monday not thinking I’d be having to wait two Wednesdays!
What a cause.
And Accidental Masturbator involved too – damn.
I feel like joining you from next Tuesday since I will be away from home, and doing my best not to fuck a certain someone ;)
Go HY! Go AM!
Do it, India! Maybe I’ll try for two weeks!
Do what – fuck or abstain? ;)
Abstain!
Eh. I know, I know…
:>
I’m in babe, I’ll hold your hands behind your back if you hold mine!
No way, 40! You, too?? Yay!!! xx Hy
You doubted me! Bad girl… bend over time for a spanking… shit! This might be harder than I thought!
LOL
I don’t believe any of us, really :)
I feel as if the world is cumming … er I guess it’s really, not cumming … to an end. All the top sex bloggers are becoming chaste. Is this how the world ends?
Mebbe.
Ok. I’m so NOT in. Nope. Not gonna do it. In fact… I had two lovely releases last night. But what I really want to know is this: How many cock pics have you gotten? ; )
Chicken.
And ZERO.
WTH??? What is WRONG with these men??? Can’t they take a hint??
So, how’s it going? When you finally get to release it’s going to be great. When I was like 15 I used to “save up” so when I found the good porn on my computer/HBO I could j/o for hours. It was a glorious mess.
Haha so far, so good! On to the afternoon of day 3, but fuck, it’s hard!
Just found this but I am dying to know – what happened after you finished your week. Did you make it? Was it worth it? ~wicked-butterfly.com