Though I want to. Badly.
I had a Guinness or two last night and The Neighbor stopped by, drunk from drinking after softball. He wanted me to try some of his jello shots.
As he walked in, I could smell the baseball diamond on him, dusty and sweaty. I imagined licking him clean and splitting my face on his pretty cock.
But then I remembered my promise.
I dutifully ate my jello shots while he explained his new recipe. I laughed as I swirled my tongue around the plastic soufflé cup at his direction. “That’s right. Now suck. Like this,” and I watched him fill his mouth with the grass colored gelatin.
Our eyes twinkled as I followed suit, my mouth stuffed to capacity. I struggled to move my tongue without parting my lips; it was a mouthful, to be sure.
I sat cross-legged on my couch, my white men’s Hanes tank top stretched across my breasts. He stayed a safe distance away. He never took off his cleats.
When he left to shower and pass out at 10:30 I told him he was welcome to return and watch Cheers with me. He thanked me, but declined. My hope to be strong and turn him down foiled.
I returned to the couch and laughed as Sam and Rebecca were caught fucking in the office. Naturally it’d be an episode of sordid details.
I fell asleep in the living room eventually. At 2, an aching back woke me up. I dragged my sorry, horny ass to my bed, spied my Hitachi resting unmolested in my bedside basket and groaned.
I didn’t realize until that moment how much I rely on a good orgasm to straighten me out.
This week is going to be interesting, indeed. Fuuuuuuck.
[Update: I still haven’t gotten any cockshots. If you’re shy, check out my tutorial for tips!]
Yes I’m not sure if I could do it. Well I have in the past but it was hell. Masturbatin keeps my frustration at bay and is better than any Xanax. Good luck Hy !
Thanks, Ginger! It’s only Day 2. I suspect it’ll either be 10x easier at the end or 10x harder. We’ll see!
This is going to be an interesting week as a voyeur in the nunnery. Though it may be uneventful (he he) it promises not to be boring.
Mike
I’m going to channel it all right here!
well, you are making it a lot harder by posting pics like that – i think i will have to ignore your request not to send dick pics by way of revenge lol
Haha I can still get my intellectual rocks off via my exhibitionist tendencies! And no one ever said it’d be easy! Lol xx Hy
Oh, and revenge away!!
hehe – i knew you didn’t mean it lol
Oh, I mean it!! Know how many cock shots I’ve gotten so far?? ZERO!!
Damn him for not taking the bait! Keep up the good work, I’m still with you on this but it hasn’t been that hard (but if I don’t fuck my hubby tonight he will be such an ass tomorrow I have to do it). I’m not yearning too much if you know what I mean….
Good luck fending off the hubby!
And re: TN, right?
He saw me taking trash to the dumpster this morning, walked to his car, and reversed to meet me (I’d parked close to him and Peyton was waiting for me inside). He opened the passenger side door and said, “Get in! I’ll drive you to your car [30 ft away]!”
I hopped in and thanked him for the valet service. Ten seconds later we were at my car. I got out and bent over extra low to say thanks and shoot him a big ol’ smile.
He grinned back and sped off.
I *knew* there was a reason I wore this dress today!!
You have the power! That is a really cute dress by the way. He is probably at work jerking off in the bathroom while thinking of you right now.
Pssh. I wish.
And thanks!
Still a drought over here…I need some action. Yes, need. But I’m seeing my guy in a few days and I think he’d appreciate an untouched pussy.. Don’t you think? He has huge hands and I have a very tiny girl so I hope it’s worth it… I just may go insane til then though. Do you think I’m crazy? Wish me luck as I am wishing it to you… Xx
Definitely NOT crazy! And from all I’ve heard, abstaining makes long-awaited sex 1000x better :)
So with that pic are u trying to make sure that everyone does enough self-touching to make up for u not doing it?
Hahaha Mebbe.
No, actually, I get off from it intellectually :)
intellectually … ha!
Pfft.
I’m proud of you Hy.
Me too!! How’re you doing??
Finding distractions wherever possible.
I’m doing the worst thing possible: catching up on my blogs. Like this one (http://kinkydesoto.wordpress.com/2012/08/23/harder/). It’s nearly killed me.
This SUCKS! I hope it will be like quitting smoking, the first three days are the worst. You are stunning in that dress!
Bisous,
Frustrated Dawn
OMG, it does! And I hope so, too! But just think, we’re all lucky enough that this is self imposed. We’re healthy and normal-functioning. I’m not so self-centered as to think this is the worst kind of suffering. :)
And thanks, sweet Dawn! xx Hy
Sounds like hell on earth to me!
But when you do cum, you’ll shake heaven and earth!
Good luck with carrying this through! xx
Thanks!! I’m doing it for AM, mostly, and a little bit for me :)
I say you did turn TN down – you didn’t make any move at all like he’s come accustomed to. I’m sure he noticed you NOT TOUCHING HIM. Jayne
I like your take on it!
Don’t kid yourself – you normally do something to molest that body, and even though he’s not so verbal – it isn’t old TV shows he’s coming over for babe! I think he left wondering what was up.
Mebbe. You see my comment earlier about this morning? Read up above :)
yes – Kinky DeSoto?! – I see how it could kill you!!
Poor, unloved hitachi. ;]
You’re absolutely gorgeous in that dress, darling. Keep up the good work. :P
xoxo
Fatal
Thanks, Fatal!
Go and read Fatal’s latest – another one to kill you. ; )
I did :-|
I’ve been writing my 3rd part of Tour of Duty – I’m getting worked up andhave to walk away from it right now to calm down. …maybe you shouldn’t be reading these posts. hee hee
Seriously!!
I’m still wank-free. Not that your photo helped. :)
Muahahaha
You know, Hy, I was thinking, this whole lack of sex thing is gonna seriously affect your sex blog ranking. Did you ever think about that … did ya? Unless we have some serious … and I mean SERIOUS T and A over the next week, you can kiss sayonara to a top 10 .
You know I’m always lookin’ out for ya
Mike
One step ahead of ya, Mikey :)
whew … thank God!
Believe me when I say I am super happy you’ve got it covered (or would uncovered be the better descriptor?)
Haha
Yay! Day 2 down.
Btw, you make a good looking hanger for that dress. It just wouldn’t look the same on me. hehe. Sexiii!
Yay! And thanks, Thu!! You’re very kind :)
have tied my hands up so no touching can happen so day 2 done for me and just woke up with a gigantic boner so what does one do, I started watching the ad-channels, almost bought myself a vacuum cleaner in my distress… this could be an expensive week :D but my oh my, you;re looking gorgeous in that dress.. have to think about something un-sexy now… aaaahhh… :D
You’re adorable. Day 2 is almost over for me. I went to bed early!
Hy, take out all of your sexual frustration on the blog – do whatever it takes. Use it, abuse it, just don’t refuse it!
Excellent advice, HH!