I found “beard lube.”

I took The Neighbor to the mall today to buy him a winter coat – he leaves tomorrow for 4 days with his family in the chilly Midwest.

Two hundred and fifty dollars later, and a large dose of Dashing Young Man In Peacoat, I found myself at the check out counter standing next to a small display.

Of beard lube.

Yep, behold, fellow kinksters, gutter bloggers, and basic, run of the mill perverts!! BEARD LUBE with jojoba and eucalyptus!

Here’s TN being a good hand model. I bet his beard felt more turned on just knowing it was there:


How did this leave the boardroom??

Also, we exchange Christmas gifts tonight. Half of mine, he says is his cock. The other half was expensive, apparently. A couple hundred dollars. I actually think he’s pulling my leg, but we’ll see.

I’ll just read my book braless and in panties and a T-shirt, sip wine, occasionally wrap presents and play with myself, and drift along these lovely, lazy Saturday notes while I wait for 8 o’clock.

A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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