Not only is it Boobday today, it’s also Noodle Day!
That’s right, she’ll arrive this morning all bouncing curls and delicious accent and warm, soft hugs all for me.
I am so lucky to have found her in this crazy, fucked up world.
The Neighbor will hang with us later tonight, I think, though I’m not sure. No blow jobs, no groping, no sex for a live audience this time. We’re all a year older; I feel more shy somehow. Bone weary, honestly. I don’t feel peppy or perky or playful. At all.
But, never say never and all that jazz. I’m open to any kind of hedonistic dog pile the Universe wants to throw my way, let’s be honest. Hyacinth isn’t dead yet!!
Enjoy the tits for today!
Wanna participate in Boobday? Go here and read the guidelines. Your email MUST include “Boobday” in the subject line and clear instructions on whether you are to be anonymous, or not. Also include your Boobday post URL or your blog URL, as well as your Twitter handle if you have one and want to be linked up. Please don’t make me look this shit up :) I’m about to stop doing that extra step for y’all. I’m a cranky Hy these days. xx
Not my tits: