I should really keep up with these better. I remember once I got a couple of of hits for “ghost penis.”
Anyway, lets do line items. That’s always fun before 10 am!:
- Yes, he fucked me. More than once, actually.
- I’m particularly proud of this one: 49ers tits. What exactly was this searcher hoping to find, anyway? I Googled it and couldn’t find a damn thing that led them to me. I think they were looking for something like this, though.
- I never knew how many folks would be interested in house boy stories. Apparently, there are a bunch.
- Yes, dear, it’s always ok. Let him kiss your little pussy till the cows come home!
- Have fun and be sure to read my How To Fuck Your Neighbor! Or do you mean it in a derogatory way, like, “Fuck my shitty ass neighbor!”? Because if that’s the case, then I def can’t help you.
- Your bare pussy what? Does it itch? Do you like it?
- two men fuck each other: These weird statement searches confuse me. Plus, there are, like, a gabillion gay porn sites with those words in the title. How on earth did this searcher find my secret sex blog??
- how he fucking me hard: I guess even folks whose first language isn’t English deserve some hot erotica/porn, right?
- And lastly, my favorite one of the day: i love cock more than i love life. How Google sent them to me is a little bit of a head-scratcher, though. I mean, I do love cock, but more than my life?? Probably not. I like to think I’m a little more well-rounded than that.
I always love these kinds of posts. What are some recent and/or memorable searches you’ve gotten?