My man loves to wear socks… and nothing else.

The Neighbor is afflicted: he has cold feet.

But not in only the figurative way.

He’s also got chilly toes and icy ankles.  He once read somewhere that cold feet could contribute to anorgasmia, and though I’m dubious, he’s taken it to mean socks are a requirement and wraps his feet up whenever possible.

He also hates wearing clothes.  Which means when he gets home from work — and the coast is clear — he leaves a trail of clothes behind him.  Shoes toppled in the foyer, shirt clinging to the couch, jeans pooled by the kitchen, underpants a foot away.  But his socks remain!

The result is awkward, yet adorable.  He’s just being real.

Have I mentioned his socks are usually black?

Sometimes I think he should also fuck me while wearing some clunky black glasses with white tape on the bridge.

TN Tuesday - TN and his socks
A rare night I convinced him to remove his socks.


[Ed. note: This is the first installment of TN Tuesdays, a semi-weekly meme which will share more of The Neighbor with my Internet Boyfriend (aka, readers).  All photos will have his approval before I post them.  He is eager to see what you guys think and has requested that I share any comments.]





A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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27 thoughts on “My man loves to wear socks… and nothing else.
  1. His body is amazing. Wow. Glad you’ve taken to sharing it.

    Haven’t read anything about socks and orgasms, but an interesting theory. I wonder what the correlation may be in that case. Circulation can’t be an issue for him, but perhaps it is bloodflow related? The medical professional in me is curious admittedly.

    1. Anorgasmia is a form of sexual dysfunction, but I think it gets little press because the men who have it make it work (ie, long lovin’ to benefit their lovers). He can cum, just not always from my body. And yeah, I think the theory there is something to do with circulation, but I’m not certain. I read a similar article once, too.

      And I think his body is pretty amazing, too! He’s built like a footballer or rugby player, in my opinion. All round, thick muscles. MMM!

      We have him to thank for wanting to share it! I’d never EVER do a whole body shot like that with my face and everything. But he’s much more relaxed about the evils of the internet than me. He says, “So what if people know I have a big dick and like it kinky?” lol

  2. Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm… Yes, rugby player comes to mind :-)
    I can totally picture him vacuuming my house in just a little apron ;-)

    About the socks… I was told the same thing and ordered to wear socks to bed. I don’t know if it’s that, or me getting more comfortable with him, or with myself… let’s just say it worked :-)
    Now, I cannot say I suffer from anorgasmia anymore (!!) even when I’m not wearing socks, but it just occured to me that the weather has been warmer too. I guess I’ll have to wait until next winter to see if anorgasmia returns… but I doubt it will ;-)

    1. Oh, I’ll be posting a vacuuming pic soon!

      Re: anorgasmia, it’s a tricky thing, not necessarily solely dependent on one factor. But if socks work, keep wearing ’em!! Haha

      1. Oh, I don’t need them anymore, I am far from anorgasmic now :-)
        I just wrote a post on how I turned into an orgasm machine ;-)

        I’m looking forward to the vacuum pic :-)

  3. I’ve read similar articles. Supposedly, even if you don’t suffer from anorgasmia, socks make for better orgasms. Sir once tried to use this argument to get me to wear thigh high socks in bed more often. ;P

    TN is tasty. I hope you know I mean it harmlessly when I day I want to bite those thighs. Haha. Yum.

    Love you.


  4. From what I’ve read as well as cock talk among the gf’s I believe anorgasmia is much more common than the medical community is aware of. I know my husband has had difficulty over the years with ejaculating, although we suspect its probably caused by his depression medication.

    Funny thing is he is always wearing socks too. After spending over twenty years together though I just never thought about it anymore, but even in the summer when it’s 115 outside and everyone is wearing flip flops he has his socks and tennis shoes on. hmmm

    Speaking of hmmm, I mean mmmm! TN is yummy! OMG, I’m loving his hairy chest and beard and thighs… :)

  5. Oh my! It’s any wonder you can’t get enough of that man!
    Wishing my neighbor looked like that too! Holy shit! ;)
    I’m not usually a ‘leave the socks on’ kinda fan but hey, never say never!
    Thank you for sharing your sexy man Hy, virtually speaking of course, he’s divine…
    (Love his attitude too!)

  6. Ooooh….centerfold style!!! LOVE!! You are one lucky woman. He has a great body and I have to agree with Tis, love the hairy chest, beard, and thighs!! Just the right amount. :) If we keep getting posts like this…Tuesday is quickly going to become my new favorite day of the week. Please thank TN for sharing!

  7. He’s a good looking guy, but that’s no surprise, as attractive as you are, of course your partner is good looking :-)

    I’m reminded of a story, this was waaayyyy back when Veronica and I were first dating. It was either the first time she gave me a blowjob or the first time we slept together. My pants and underwear were off and I was sitting on the side of the bed. She scolded me for leaving my socks on, ever since then I’ve always remembered to take my socks off. Unless it’s a pants-around-the-ankles quickie, of course!

  8. This was a nice treat! I have to say that you’ve done such a fine job of describing him these past couple of years that he looks exactly like I imagined, mmmm yes a rugby body, strong man there. Yummy! Hehe.
    Nice photo too Hy, I love how you have him posing and the b&w. However, I’m a bit disappointed, I thought we’d have a naked TN with just black socks on, he is totally sexy enough to pull it off!
    Much love to you two, can’t wait for next Tuesday.
    (Greta) G

  9. Thanks Hy & TN,
    This picture gave me a girl boner!! Very sexy. Oh wouldn’t the Domme side of my personality enjoy making him bend to my will. Muahahaha!!

    Thanks for sharing :)

  10. Jesus, he’s HAWT! I hate cold toes more than almost anything – so I don’t blame him. I also like quirks – and the only (black) socks thing is definitely a quirk. :) I can’t wait to see what else you post.

  11. Since he asked to hear our comments, I’ll come out of the lurking mode and just say OMG! Super hot! Thanks, for sharing yourself with us in bloglandia. My morning just got a little pick me up. :)

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