The Neighbor has been adorable lately. While I’ve swung from left to right with my emotions — do I stay or do I go? — he’s crowded in to cuddle me and be cuter than a pile of puppies on a carpet of kittens.
Tonight he brought us dinner, two bottles of wine, and encouraged me to do a “TN Tuesday” post with the pics I’d taken a few days ago.
“What do you want to do tonight?” he asked, standing in my kitchen with my little green shorts on, his cock nearly hanging out the pant leg. He ate while standing at my kitchen island.
“I dunno…” I was tired and non-committal; it’d been a long, rough day of not making money and wallowing in my rage for my ex. You know, the usual.
But it was as if a gun had gun off. He flung his arms out in a clearing motion and said that I could do whatever I needed so long as I wrote [about him]. Did I need my laptop? My desktop? Should the TV be on in the background? What did I need to be creative?
I told him laptop, Long Island Medium, glass of wine.
He made it all happen then took a quick nap on the other couch. His mouth hung open like a little bat cave while I downloaded pics and thought about what I’d share about him this week.
So, here it is:
He loves wearing giant underwear. Like, biker shorts/long-johns underpants. Personally, I hate them (mostly), but then every so often he’ll bust out with a pair of these and I can’t help but allow it.
I mean, wouldn’t any woman in her right mind??
[Ed. note: TN Tuesdays is a semi weekly meme which will share more of The Neighbor with my Internet Boyfriend. All photos will have his approval before I post them. As always, he’s eager to see what you guys think and has requested that I share any comments.]