I’m hearing new things.

Hy outside in her robe
I got bored while waiting for the dog to pee.


“Wait,” he said interrupting his own stream of thought.  “I’ve just got to tell you how goddamned gorgeous you are.”

My eyebrows went up, surprised.

“No, really,” he said sincerely.  “Your face, it’s gorgeous.  Your body… I wasn’t expecting all this.  You’re the whole package.”

He was a good looking guy and wasn’t saying it just to win me over.  I mean, of course he was, but it came from him honestly.  My hair was loose,  as were my breasts, and we sat at an outdoor tiki bar sipping on margaritas.  I wore my wedges and was a good 2 inches taller than him.  We both liked that neither of us gave a fuck.  I’m interested in what’s between his ears and his legs, not how vertical he goes.

Hy outside in her robe

Later on in a dark parking lot 2 minutes away he grabbed me from across the truck console and kissed me deeply, passionately.  He pulled my hair and paid attention to everything I did.  

I moaned a little and let my breasts slip out of my top. His hand snaked between my legs and he plunged into me until I filled his hand with my juices and came with an embarrassed smile.  The cab became perfumed with my aroma and we laughed conspiratorially.

We got out and headed to the isle that jutted into the river.  A Marine for 8 years, this guy didn’t fuck around and offered me his arm as we walked the dark trail.  My heels crunched on the gravel as his head bobbed just below eye-level.

I’ve decided to approach dating from a different angle and I am floating in peace.  I am a catch.  I am worth some effort.  Nothing less will get me in front of someone because I am the prize.  Not his cock.

This will require patience and conviction on my part.  

And the giant dildo The Neighbor gave me for Christmas in 2012.

Hy outside in her robe

Earlier, this little Marine and I had a frank conversation.  “Look,” I texted.  “I am tired of hearing how hung all you men are.  Great, that’s special and I’m hoping it’s true, but the fact is, I’m a fucking rarity, too.  I just don’t go around talking about it all the time.  I’m smart as fuck, a good kisser, soft, have big tits, I’m multi-orgasmic, I squirt, I love giving head, I’m kinky, lusty, and loving.” 

He’d been wowed my forthrightness.  

And then I followed up with the mixed signals I always send: “But I’m not looking for a hookup.  I want rapport and friendship, great conversation.” 

He made me cum again when we got back to his truck then made me promise to see him again. 

Our next date is tonight and I’ll get to see if he’s all that he says he is.  

And, lucky for me, there are others in the queue with as much eagerness as him for the new and improved Hy.   

Hy outside in her robe
I almost got caught.


A 40-something single mother who writes honestly about sex, body image, D/s, relationships, her nervous tics, and how much she loves to fucking fuck. She also likes to show you her tits.

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26 thoughts on “I’m hearing new things.
  1. It makes me happy to read this, my dear. You ARE awesome in so many ways and it’s a rarity. As we’ve both said, sometimes being in this blogging world and on FetLife makes us think everyone is this way – and they aren’t. I forget it all the time.

    I hope he lives up to that delicious promise :)

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    1. You are special, we’re all special in these parts, and there are lots of special women not in our bubble, but we’re still goddamned special haha

  2. I was beyond happy to read the words “I’m a fucking rarity, too…” Because you are! This is the first comment I’ve written to you. I’ve searched for the words but couldn’t come up with anything profound enough and still can’t but your own words ring so true and I hope you don’t forget them.

    I feel lucky to have a peek inside the life and mind of such a woman.

    Take care! I can’t wait to hear about your next date! xoxo

    1. Thanks, DeDe. I’m so happy you came out to say something. I’m glad something I’ve written has struck you. Also, thanks for the kind words :)

  3. Yes! So great to see the sun beginning to come out from behind those clouds. It’s spring after all ( … maybe not where I am, but probably everywhere else in the northern hemisphere … sigh), and time for new outlooks, new people, new experiences, and the ol’ Hy back. She (the ol’ Hy) really is a catch. Maybe she needs a new stick for her birthday to beat off all the new men.

    And btw, the writing is superb as well.


  4. Woohoo! You’re smokin’ hot woman! & a yes, a mighty damn fine catch at that! I’ve always thought this Hy & I’m confident that no one here would disagree. Loving the tweaks you’re making to the new & improved Hy. You look simply stunning! (Isn’t it just that bit additionally tantalizing to ‘almost’ get caught?)

    1. I don’t know what kind of catch I am, but I am a willing and excited partner! lol And thanks for all the compliments. That’s very sweet of you!

  5. Aw!! I’m grinning from ear to ear for you :)
    I see lots of intense sweet love coming your way. So happy for you

  6. I can’t help wondering if you live near me. If so, I’d love to meet up for a lunch or dinner.

    Anyhow, I’m so glad that you’re moving forward with confidence. You are an amazing woman.

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