Wanna get laid? Don’t have a monologue with a woman and reveal your “emotions.”
Little backstory, this guy and I have not met. He’s my age, has a Beemer (cuz he’s posed with it on Adult Friend Finder), and really, really wants to meet me.
I’ve explained to him multiple times that I am not free (Ann is loving on my dog as we speak after she helped me fold all my laundry – who’s the hostess with the mostest??), but he insists on nailing a day down.
And then he sends this:
NO. BAD. WRONG. BOUNDARIES. ICK. WHY?!
These are the thoughts going through my mind.
I rarely do this kind of post, but seriously, people. I feel like this is a public service announcement: be reasonable, don’t cross the line, learn to recognize the line.
If I could teach a class on THE LINE I would. You’d know how to flirt and tempt, challenge and attract. You wouldn’t offend or turn off and you’d certainly never shut down the openness of a potential amour.
There’s a degree of natural talent to this, yes, but I think it’s mostly a skill that’s honed over time via trial and error.
Sadly, probably lots of error. Lots and lots of error.