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I got a text from @DomSigns at 8 am.
[8/10/15, 8:02:46 AM] mm: any reason you published a post with just the letter P?
Sure enough, this post, with just “P” in the subject line had been sent out.
[8/10/15, 8:05:07 AM] Hyacinth Jones: oh jeez
[8/10/15, 8:05:08 AM] Hyacinth Jones: lol
[8/10/15, 8:05:11 AM] Hyacinth Jones: a butt post?
[8/10/15, 8:05:40 AM] mm: well that is impressive if true ;-)
[8/10/15, 8:05:52 AM] Hyacinth Jones: lol
[8/10/15, 8:05:53 AM] Hyacinth Jones: totally true
[8/10/15, 8:06:30 AM] Hyacinth Jones: i took my phone with me to take the dog out and had it tucked in my bra (i use it as a pedometer). when i pulled it out i noticed something funny, but i hit “cancel” and thought that was it.
[8/10/15, 8:06:33 AM] Hyacinth Jones: guess not!
[8/10/15, 8:07:01 AM] Hyacinth Jones: hahaha looking at it now
[8/10/15, 8:07:05 AM] mm: so it was a Bust post and not a butt post… even more impressive ;-)
I sent him a pic I’d taken right before leaving the house of the bra that somehow magically created a post. Or maybe it was my magical tits. So don’t worry, I didn’t have a seizure, get abducted by aliens, or attempt to call out for help with just a “P”.
Happy Monday, y’all!