So a friend from California is staying at an Airbnb here in town and we were chillin’ and drinking and were trying to figure out who Katelyn the renter was and did she actually live in the condo or not.
We looked at books, pictures, in her closet. We found her rolled up dollar bill for cocaine and her ciggie stash in the kitchen drawer.
Finally we thought to look for a vibrator and we got pay dirt in her bedside table.
Miss Katelyn not only has a fancy dildo/vibrator, but she also has half a dozen varieties of condoms.
Verdict??: She definitely lives here and SHES A MOTHERFUCKING BADASS.