I’m tired of posting every single day already.
But I’m committed. And obviously stubborn.
Zzz.
I made a date to eat a giant pork chop for lunch on Friday.
We spoke on the phone tonight, a man from Match and OKC.
Fifty, father, Jewish. The usual chit chat, getting to know you stuff.
“I love sex,” he explained, “but I only like it between me and one person. I’ve never had a threesome. And I’m not into that S & M stuff.”
I think I’ll be eating my pork chop and that’s about it with him.
I love how easily someone can opt himself out of my life. It’s not sexy to sound scared.
I wondered if he felt inadequate.
I can’t live without a little S & M. I wouldn’t miss pork chops, though.
Going to bed now.
Or should I tell you about the Englishman in Scotland who wants to be my tour guide after Eroticon?
No. Too fucking tired.
A bit of a crooked face. But he’s charming.
And he has nice, bulging rugby thighs.
Mm.
I bet he’d spank me.
Spanking hardly counts as S&M these days. Who doesn’t like a good hard smack once in awhile. People need to be open to new experiences.
Best of luck with the Englishman. If you click together, I hope he spanks you and gives you as many red marks as you desire.
it’s complicated the life of a Hyacinth …
Hello and another tour guide here in beautiful Yorkshire England.
Gorgeous image Hy!
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No spanking and no 3 ways, WTF was he thinking ?? No wonder he’s on Match !! We live in a suburb of OKC and it’s always welcome here. Ms. K <3
Just look at that gorgeous ass. A month from today I might just give you a pat on it, but I will definitely be hugging you!!!
Rebel xox
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It’s like the half way itch lol x