Hahaha – not that kind of coming! I’m coming to London to Eroticon 2018!
I attended in 2016 and it quite literally changed my life. For the first time ever I was Hy in real life and real time. I was accepted and welcomed with open arms and I was changed, my DNA forever mutated.
Not only was everyone incredible, but I was honored to be on a panel with Molly and Girl on the Net about blogging and conducted a session on how to write real-life sex scenes. They were significant highlights of the weekend that seemed unmatchable in beauty and and intensity except they so totally were matched by every other moment I had there.
This year I’m not on any panels or conducting any sessions, and nothing is brand spanking new, but this year I am returning. Returning to friends, warm hugs, wives, laughs, community. Home. And I cannot. fucking. wait.
So, without further ado, this is my 2nd Eroticon Meet and Greet post!:
NAME (and Twitter if you have one)
Hyacinth Jones, people call me Hy. @adissolutelife
What are you most looking forward to about Eroticon 2018?
The people! My wives, friends both new and old and real and virtual. Being in England at the end of winter – the land of [some of] my people.
Mostly I’m looking forward to that feeling I had last time of being where I belonged. Living a double life is hard and very few people can relate. Nearly everyone at Eroticon knows what that’s like and it’s a beautiful experience.
We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the play list and tell us why you picked that song
Oh boy… I’m terrible when it comes to naming music! I’ve been listening to a lot of Beastie Boys lately and Time to Get Ill comes to mind. It reminds me of being a girl.
What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?
I was obsessed with horses and wanted to be a jockey. I read every Black Stallion book Walter Farley ever wrote and if I could have been Alec I would have been him for a living.
Weirdest place you’ve ever gotten up to mischief (define ‘mischief’ however you like…)
Under a bridge in downtown. Got on my knees and gave a nice little blowjob while some ducks paddled by in the moonlight. Then literally grabbed my ankles while I got fucked from behind. We were down by the water so passersby couldn’t see us on the higher running trails.
Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself
I lost my virginity at 19.
I love peas.
I wanted 3 babies.
Complete the sentence: I want..
… to be able to stop worrying about money one day. Buy a house, be secure, be loved.