I support our troops.

Or “troop” as the case may be. Captain was tall, 6’2″ and broad-shouldered.  He hunkered a little, as if to dodge something from overhead.  His texting cadence was respectful and succinct.  He was in town visiting his family on a pre-deployment leave and was going stir crazy at home.  Would I be interested in meeting […]

Sometimes I’m a shitty lay.

Sometimes, I suck in bed. I don’t do much, I just react.  I moan, I might orgasm, I arch, I claw a little. I don’t suck, I don’t initiate, I don’t beg for more.  I am reactive, waiting for the pitch instead of calling the plays.   I remain a blank, but responsive slate. It occurred […]

Dating is awful: Wherein I state the obvious.

The Neighbor ended things with me on February 11th and I waited until March 27th before I sat across a live man again.  Since then I have been out with 11 men on approximately 29 different occasions in 10 weeks. I’ve had sex with 4 of them 12 times and did a whole bunch of […]

Some men are exceptional dates.

A few days ago after banter about an aging porn star, I found this note in my chat queue on Tinder: “Haha so I just stumbled upon your OKC profile.  I must say, my initial impression of you just barely skimmed the surface.  To find a better example of a physical representation of a personality […]

There are casual sex rules.

I don’t think I’m wrong in saying that there are casual sex rules.  I’ve written about how to fuck a neighbor and I’d say casual sex in general isn’t that different.  If anything, it’s easier because there’s no forced proximity and emotions might be more easily moderated. Below are the rules that I live by. […]

I’m hearing new things.

  “Wait,” he said interrupting his own stream of thought.  “I’ve just got to tell you how goddamned gorgeous you are.” My eyebrows went up, surprised. “No, really,” he said sincerely.  “Your face, it’s gorgeous.  Your body… I wasn’t expecting all this.  You’re the whole package.” He was a good looking guy and wasn’t saying […]

Lovers

Go to the sex category for the pervy stuff.  Not all posts here contain explicit sexual content, but a lot do.  If I mention someone in a post, I put it here.  Sometimes.  I’m not really all that organized, though the Virgo in me demands at least a semblance of it. All names are pseudonyms […]

I accidentally pooped on a dude.

That’s right. You read that correctly. I. pooped. on. a. dude. A tragic sentence that played on a constant loop in my head for about 48 hours after the fact. Here’s the thing. It was an accident – a total fucking accident. I didn’t mean to shit on a dude. A warm, muscle-y, big-cocked fellow […]