Friday, June 14th, is Boobday!

Jesus Christ. I cannot be trusted with this blog. How I forgot today was Boobday is beyond me, but maybe not y’all. I assume you’re used to my absent mindedness. Maybe? Hopefully??

In any case, I’m sitting in a parking lot far away from my house after getting my chin whiskers lasered, pecking this out on my phone before I go and have another vanity appointment.

After that appointment I’ll be meeting with the married man. The jury is still out on whether or not I’ll engage, but his attitude is wild and fun and free and – like every other cheater on the planet – doesn’t want to change his situation at home. Additionally, he’s never been faithful to anyone. Not sure why he hasn’t just admitted to himself and all his partners that he’s not monogamous, but that’s a thought for another day.

For now I’ll focus on his tight bod, his English accent (that’s right, he’s a Brit), and his attention on me because God knows I dig that.

My impromptu date from last night was a bust, but I did get my extroverted urges met, so that’s good. I also (re)learned that I’m not into men who live with their mothers, especially for child rearing help despite having a great paying job and a house of his own to live in. Boohoo, man, grow up. Ugh.

I also need to go and do links on some of my past couple of posts. I don’t presume y’all remember who all these revolving characters are. I can barely keep everyone straight.

And don’t forget!!

BOOBDAY IS OPEN THROUGHOUT THE WEEKEND!!

So post as you please and double up on memes! Lingerie is for Everyone ends today and Sinful Sunday is, well, Sunday!

Ok, c’est tout! Love y’all!

xx

Hy

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent.

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

(My phone won’t upload the image, so I’ll have to do it later, but just imagine a side shot of me on my balcony sitting in a chair with my boobies in the sun.)

NOT my tits:

(Again, phone is being a fucktwat, so I can’t upload Miss B’s lovely gossamer bra, but I will later!)

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Friday, June 7th, is Boobday! + May Roundup!

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I thought Every Damn Day in June would ensure I wouldn’t forget to post early for Boobday, but I was wrong!

Coming back home from California was a shit show.  A four-hour delay meant we didn’t land until 4 am and I had a meeting at 9 am.  I’ve been playing catch up ever since.

Add in some extra emotional labor and boom! I’m asleep on the couch last night at 8:30 completely disoriented as to what fucking day of the week it is.

So now I’m on my balcony listening to some coffee shop playlist on Alexa sipping coffee and taking tit pics of myself, per uzh.  [Update: had to move inside because it’s so fucking hot already.]

Oh, and don’t forget that the voting round for the Smut Marathon is still open!  Go vote!  The stories are all told from the perspective of not being able to see anything!  Very cool, if you ask me.  And early bird tickets are still on sale for Eroticon!  There are only 4 left!

Lastly, I had a really hard time picking a Top Anything for my first Boobday Roundup.  I had about 12, then 7, then 7, still 7!  I finally whittled it down to 5, then hacked it to 3, then added back 2.  I love all your creativity and thank you so much for doing this with me!

In no particular order my favorite 5 images were:

Miss Scarlet Writes – I loved the color edit and the shadows, the hint of things

Anne Stagg – The angle, the closeness of her nipples to the edge

Love is a Fetish – When you see it you’ll see why I chose it.  I love the tension

Bisexual Minx – It’s actually her hands that do it for me: they’re so relaxed and make the scene 10x more intimate

Purple’s Gem – Her hair is alive and you can feel the intensity of the situation

Ok, I’m still half brain-dead.  My allergies are attacking my face, as well.  Welcome home, Hyacinth!

xx

Hy

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

My shirt says SUPER MOM.

NOT my tits:

Miss B shines in silver.

 

 

 

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Friday, May 24th, is Boobday!

I am suuuuper pumped about Every Damn Day in June! Don’t ask me why, I guess I just love a good excuse to write every day and to give others the same opportunity.

My accountant emailed me today to tell me he missed something on my 2016 return and I’ll be getting nearly $2500 back! Something to do with the Healthcare Marketplace. I’m kinda still in disbelief, to be honest, but I’ll take it! Mama could use the extra cash!

I still haven’t heard back from The Golfer, but I am way beyond worrying about it. The Vet and I are chatting about our Sunday and I’m looking forward to seeing him.

Happy Boobday, y’all! I forgot to include Anonymous Aussie last week, so she’s gracing us with her lovely titties this week.

If I ever don’t post your pic it’s either because it went to spam or I misplaced it. I don’t make judgment calls as to who gets posted; everyone is welcome here!

[Ed. Note: And forgive any formatting issues: I did this all on my phone.]

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

This got The Golfer excited last Sunday.

NOT my tits:

Miss B shares more of her gorgeous lingerie.

This bra is not hand-made, but has the look and feel of hand-made; fits the breasts “just right”. 

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@rhubarbginn kills it with her very first Boobday pic!!

When I took this picture I’d had a bad day at work but it made me feel good about myself. I like the softness and curve of my tits and my little belly.

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My beautiful sister from Down Under, Anonymous Aussie!

Weather is cooling down under, with winter just around the corner, can’t resist snuggling up under the covers! 

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Friday, May 17th, is Boobday!

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Something has happened to my brain in the last 4 weeks since I identified my daddy issues.  I am lighter, I am more energetic at work, I feel more excited about the blog than I have in months, maybe years (not that you can tell, but I feel it!).  I am more clear about my dedication to my friends (that’s all of you!) and my commitment to Eroticon.  I feel less guilty in general about life, my needs, my choices.  I am a sparkling mother fucker, y’all.

I’m even reading more blogs!  Like, 10x as much as I have been, which is basically 100000000% increase because I was barely reading anything.  I’m still not commenting as much as I used to way back in the day, but I am reading and it feels so good!!

I’ve also decided to take a page from other memes and do a roundup of my favorite Boobday posts each week.  I’ve noticed that my wifey Rebel has been highlighting her favs on her SOSS posts and I realized that it’s not “mean” if I say which ones I like best (something I have worried about since day one of starting this meme).

Also, I will be asking for participants to send in 3 photos from the same “shoot” that they’d like submit for Boobday and I will detail how I would edit them and tell you which one I’d pick as my fave and why (this would be separate from posting Boobday).  Kind of like a sexy selfie clinic with a photographer’s eye.

I don’t know how often I’ll ask for those pics, but I’ll figure it out.  Every Damn Day in June is coming up, so that might be a good month to start.

I have 2, possibly 3 dates this weekend.  A 3rd date with The Vet, an over-night with Peter who has recently dumped his girlfriend, and possibly with the Rich Golfer* Sunday (it’s dependent on if his contractors finish up the remodeling job they’re doing).  No new dates, no new dudes, no new anything.  Just maintaining my little status quo.

Ok, I think that’s everything.  Still no new boobs from me.  Just not feeling it.  The image I chose this week is from May 10th, 2012.  I was 36, The Neighbor and I were en route to imploding.  Fun times!

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

*[Ed. Note: I’ve updated “The Rich Golfer” to just “The Golfer,” because reducing him to his money and his hobby just seemed too much.  But he does golf a ton, so….]

My tits:

A 36 year old me. Dang.

NOT my tits:

Miss V returns! She used to post for Boobday eons ago! I’m so happy she’s back!

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Sandy means bidness!

If You leave your clothes I’m guaranteed to wear them

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Miss B with another lovely bra!
I wish to submit this picture as one of my favorite bras that highlights breasts very well.
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Friday, May 10th, is Boobday!

Ok, forgive any formatting issues, I’m doing this from my phone (I can’t login to my WP dashboard).

This week has been great. Since my breakthrough in therapy everything in my life feels easier. Everything. From cutting out sugar to cutting out men. I suddenly have a place in my own world and I’m no longer chasing anything or anyone.

That said, I don’t think I’m “fixed,” or anything, I just feel righteous in the best of ways.

I have a Saturday night free this weekend. The Rich Golfer is out of town for a family event, Peter’s dad is in town, and The Vet may have a work thing. I’m cool with whatever, but regardless of men sharing my bed/time I’ll have a great night.

I would have said the same thing 6 months ago, but this time it feels a whole lot different. I dig it.

Ok, on with the boobs! This week I’m posting two old ones. Since I’m on my phone I’m unsure of the dates, but they were just a couple of lines above the one from last week in my WP photo library, so I’m guessing they were from May of 2012.

I’m posting the first one because it was me at a painful worst in my life. I can’t even remember the specifics of that particular self harming without the date (I’ve only done it twice), but it speaks volumes about how far I’ve come. My poor old soul… I feel badly for what I’ve done to her sometimes.

The second photo of me is one where I was feeling myself. The backlit silhouette, the curves. It was taken just a few days before the first pic (based on its location on the photo grid).

It’s funny how quickly things can change.

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Hy and self harm

A little self never harm anybody… wait, what?

Hy at the old apartment backlit and sexy
In just a short while this woman’s heart would break for some reason.

NOT my tits:

SANDY 051019
Sandy has an important message for us!

Before I forget again this week….Had a sudden hair dye reaction that was unpleasant and had me rushing to urgent care. Then even more unpleasant allergy testing. PSA to all the ladies in your group “do the damn patch test!!”

Anyway, just a lazy day pic

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MISS B 051019
Y’all are inspiring Miss B!

I wish to submit this binding picture as a way to show off/celebrate my great boobs.  

I thought of this picture due to another person’s binding picture recently on your site.   

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Friday, May 3rd, is Boobday!

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I’ve got a really busy rest of my afternoon (it’s Thursday and I’m doing Boobday!  Can you believe it????).  I slept in til 7:30, stretched, fed the cat, did some chores, whitened my teeth, sipped some coffee, came into work for a quick meeting, worked on some things for a while and now I’m off to therapy, then a friend’s, then to see a famous comedian at a concert hall.

I share all of this because even once I’m home at 10 or 11 or whatever, I still want to finish a post I started writing last Saturday about my therapy break-through.  It was a big one.  A good one.  And one y’all may or may not have seen coming.

But life has been going 100 miles an hour.  My entire weekend was consumed with kid stuff and this week work has been breaking my back to the point where I come home, bake a Trader Joe’s Tartlet with cheese and prosciutto, drink two glasses of wine, and go straight to bed.

Anyway, something is coming.  And it’s not just me…

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

Me in May of 2012.  With a bad filter.  Sorry, y’all!

 

NOT my tits:

Miss B should be selling these bras!

I wish to submit another beautiful handmade bra I received as a gift.  This is a bra that would be perfect under a special dress/outfit.

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Friday, April 26th, is Boobday!

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My week has been filled with work and my baby, not being able to fall asleep until 1 am and finally passing out at 9:30 last night.  I woke up at 5:30 today and nearly jumped out of bed.  I wrote for the Smut Marathon, though didn’t get a chance to write here.  I’m waffling between where to go with my thoughts.

Do I share the awful experience I had with Milwaukee?  The absolutely incredible night I had with The Golfer since my last post about him? Or one of the most powerful breakthroughs I’ve ever had in therapy?

I’ll figure something out this weekend or today for sure.  I have lots to say.

I’m posting a vintage pic of me since I haven’t taken a photo basically since my week in England.

Love you guys and your support.  I’m reading everyone as usual and I think you’re all incredible.

xx

Hy

 

Me in April of 2012.

NOT my tits:

Miss B with another pretty black bra.
This is just a beautiful, unique bra that gives the boobs a great look and lift.

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Sandy all squeezed in.

I’ll be a little tied up today ….

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Friday, April 5th, is Boobday!

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Apologies for the late posting, but none of my shit was cooperating – still no clue what’s going on, but it just took foreverrrrrrr for everything load and open and blah blah blah, blah blahbityblah.

But here it is!  The linky tool changed, so if there are any glitches, lemme know.

I’ve been vegging out on the couch all day re-watching the last season of Game of Thrones.  Fuck, that show is good.

Also, I feel like Goldilocks.  The bed is always either too hard or too soft…

Love you all!

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Black and white photo of Hyacinth leaning over a white bed in only her white lace underwear
Just leaning in…

NOT my tits:

 

Sandy making me want to where checkers, too!

Someone went home shirtless 😁

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Miss B rocking her gifts.

The attached picture is a beautiful handmade bra I received last week as a gift. I’m looking forward to wearing it under the sheer blouse picture I submitted for Boob Day last week.

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Friday, March 8th, is Boobday!

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Well, as I suspected I blew my writing wad on February Photo Fest and so I’ve been languishing in not writing much this week.  I’m also on an antibiotic for BV and I can’t drink for 10 days.  Not a big deal at all, but it has allowed me to just really have chill and introspective nights alone with myself which I’ve been enjoying a lot.

I suspect I got the infection from my raunchy night with the The Golfer.  Drunk men aren’t the best at not cross-contaminating with fingers in holes, after all.  So no booze what so ever and no sex what so ever, either this week.  It’s been really really great, actually.

Friends and men both have teased me about giving either or both a try, but I have been unwilling to experiment.  I need the puss in tip top shape for my trip to London in the event I get lucky.  I also don’t need to feel the wrath of whatever my body would do to me if I were to introduce alcohol.

So, here I am: sober and sexless and loving it.

Of course, having said that, I will be seeing TG tonight to finally get him his RayBans.  I think I’m going to bring my vibrator and some Topo Chico.

This weekend is the last mad push to get ready for Eroticon and I have lists as long as my arm to get finished before I leave next Wednesday.

As far as boobs go, I think y’all will like this week’s submissions – read Sandy’s comment closely.

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

I love doing these selfies again.

NOT my tits:

I love the sparkles on Sandy’s fingers and wrist.

Mother of the groom.

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Strappy black on Miss B for the win.

This is a fun band bra to wear under anything and protects the precious boobs!

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Friday, February 22nd, is Boobday!

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I’m so proud of myself for getting this one posted BEFORE Friday!  I feel like a grown up meme owner/runner/whatever!  Woohoo!

Thanks as always for bearing with me to all of you who rise hours and hours ahead of me and sometimes have to wait 20 hours before a link is available to you.  You are all the very very best and I appreciate your kindness and your continued support and participation!

I’m watching Season 4 of the Great British Baking Show (not sure how I managed to skip that one!).  It’s by far the best thing ever made for TV, I’ll tell you that much.  I’m watching them sculpt “plaited bread showstoppers” at the moment.  Fucking brilliant.

Also, in less than a month I will be in London for Eroticon!  OMG, I’m so excited!  I can’t wait to see everyone!  All the hugs and kisses and loveliness.

Ok, time to get this baby rollin’.

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:
Casual.
NOT my tits:
Warm and delicious Anonymous Aussie.

Post shower & cosied up in bed, sadly, alone. :(
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Sandy doesn’t need flannel to stay hot.
Brrrr chilly cold

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Curvy light on Miss B.

This is one of my favorite quarter cup bras.  I admit the nipples do fall out occasionally and have to “readjust”.

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