Category: Boobday

Friday, November 16th, is Boobday!

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Late start to a lazy Friday.  I’m still processing The Neighbor being in my life again, angry every time I take the dog out to shit.  Seriously.

And if you don’t know why I’m upset, then I suggest just digging into all the posts about him.  That is if you have a week of your life you want to lose lol.  I’ve done my best to impart my feelings and provide links for the backstory, but I know that some of you are new here.

But I’m ok.  I’ll be ok.  Fuck it.

Although, I could do without him running around my dreams the past week.  That shit sucks.

This week’s pic of me I chose because I look so damn juicy.  My attitude about my body has changed drastically in the last several months and I feel so powerful, strong, and sexy.  It’s a great place to be.

Sandy gave me an update and she’s doing great.  I also asked if her surgery was a full hysterectomy since I couldn’t remember.

“Was only ovaries and tubes. There was extensive scar tissue which was unexpected so recovery has been slow. Only in the past 2 weeks has that road burn feeling started to subside. Still don’t have clearance to get back to my normal routine but I’ve been working one on one with one of my CrossFit coaches to work around my limitations.

I’m not going to decide on the breast stuff until some time next year. I’ll go through a few rounds of mammos and MRIs and see if anything shows up to cause concern. There’s so much controversy surrounding implants that I want to research it further. I’ve heard using your own body fat is a possible option.

If anyone is interested, prior to surgery I started BioTE hormone replacement (pellet insertion) and I have not suffered any menopausal symptoms. My sex life has been great too. (I’m actually sitting at the Dr now waiting for my quarterly insertion).”

I love you all and hope your Friday is great!

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

NOT my tits:

Sandy knows what’s up.

Too cold to take out more than one

 


Friday, November 9th, is Boobday!

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Today has been a day to process the new shift in my world and I’m fucking exhausted.  I haven’t cried that hard in therapy probably since the initial breakup forever ago, and I have a ways to go still before this is completely organized in me.  I feel so powerless and unsafe.

I have a short term plan – sort of, mostly, kind of – and already had a long term one before this hit me in the face: I’d decided to leave this apartment a year from now to move closer to Peyton’s school.  So one year is all I have to endure of this.  I can do that.

I hope everyone has a fantastic Friday and thank you for all your support, love and feedback.  I am forever grateful for all of it.

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Been really happy with my old body lately and not a damn thing about it has changed.

NOT my tits:

I love all of Sandy’s naughty work photos.

Pulling one out at the office 😉

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Anonymous Aussie shares an intimate moment with us.

In a fit of passion between my lover & I, this pic was snapped & sent in an instant & a flurry of passion. I look back on it & barely recall taking it!

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Friday, November 2nd, is Boobday!

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It’s sweater weather here!  Oh thank god because I can’t stand oppressive heat and humidity.  I got my DNA tested via 23 and Me recently and I am 99.9% European.  63.1% British and Irish, 16.9% French and German with some Netherlands thrown in, 2.2% Scandinavian and just a dash of Balkan (.5%).

I have a completely unscientific theory that it speaks for my love of colder climates, but honestly, too much of anything isn’t all that fun so that may also explain my longing for grey skies and scarves.

So, happy Boobday from my Fall to yours!  And to to those of you Down Under, happy Spring!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Hy in her cardigan by her dresser
I love the little moon behind me.

NOT my tits:

Sandy gets cozy.

It’s flannel weather here on the East Coast

 


Friday, October 26th, is Boobday!

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I have a post I want to write called “2.66666” (you’ll see why later), but I have been running around like a chicken with her head cut off.  Pey’s extracurricular activities have had me so goddamned busy it’s nuts.

Plus I’ve gotten way more baby-time because my ex went on another vacation with his wife sans children (yeah me! but also: WHAT A DICK). Who knows?  Maybe I’ll write it tonight or this weekend.

The really big news is that I revealed myself to 3 whole new people (me + Hy) which brings the grand total to (I think) 5 humans on the planet who know me and have the URL.

In my attempt to open up and connect with people I’ve realized I have to actually try and the first step in all of this is to merge my two lives.

I warned them all that my boobs are everywhere and my writing is very explicit about my sex life, but they insisted they’d love to read (because they’ve always loved to read me in whatever form they could get it (mommy blog, MySpace, AngelFire??)).

I hyperventilated a little before I sent her the URL, but was equally excited that I could be this open with someone.  Framily means everything to me.

My pain has waned in the last few days and I chalk it up to 3 days in a row on the treadmill with lots of core work (“lots” = not a lot, actually).  My mood has lifted as a result and I’m feeling generally perkier.  Pain is like a fucking fog, man.  It saps you of everything.

I’m plotting ways to buy my plane ticket to London – I was *this* close this weekend, but I literally forgot.  I’ve raised $600 so far towards it.  I’ll be doing it this weekend so help me.

Ok, that’s the boring business side of things.

I’m still really happy with my last “real” post and Peter and I have plans for Saturday.  Regardless of him not being mine, I absolutely love spending time with him.  He’s good for my shriveled little soul and it’s a good amuse bouche for the real meal.  Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing.

Love you all.

Oh – and one more thing – I’m kicking around the idea of doing a podcast.  I’m told so many times in real life to write about my dating/sexual exploits because they’re so ridiculous. Apparently my friends find them amusing??

I’m thinking of formatting it like having a chat with a friend, but first literally drawing a word or a theme from a reader/follower that’s been submitted because I swear to god, you could stay “banana” and I’d have some kind of dating/sex story that would relate to it.

What do you guys think?  Who would want to chat with me and have it in a podcast?  All anonymous, of course.  It would just be one woman’s account of her dating experience plus her friends’ two cents/reactions/thoughts/own stories.

Anyhoo – just some thoughts I’ve been having.

Love you all – as always.

And if my real life friends are reading this, my boobs are about 4 inches down from this line.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Love you and welcome! I’m so happy you’re here!!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Sweater weather 🖤 Sort of.

NOT my tits:

My sweet Sandyyyyy.

It was Tuesday, BoyToy said “you know what that means”

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It’s been nearly 1 year since SMN submitted a photo and I sure hope she submits more.
Hubby had more than a nibble the other night.
“Ow, that hurt fucker!”
“Well, your soaked panties say another thing.”


Friday, October 19th, is Boobday!

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Nice, long and lazy day today.  My post earlier this week wiped me out and I’ve just been getting through the days.  Not unhappily, just livin’.  You know how that goes.  Doing the adult thing.

Peter has texted his excitement about Saturday.  We’ll have hours and hours together.  I’m going into it with an eye on how I feel, but also intent on really enjoying the time we have together.  It’s like we’re at summer camp.

Sorry I posted this so late!

And to you ladies who post a Boobday post on IG, please tag me IN your pics.  @ing me in the caption doesn’t help me see it; I get too many notifications and sometimes they slip through the cracks.

Love you all.

Time for school pick up!  Yay!!

xx

Hy

 

My tits:

Ab work is no joke.

NOT my tits:

Handfuls of Sandy.

Sorry this is late. I wanted this pic for you…his hands on me….and he just now left.

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Anonymous Aussie has returned to the fold! I swear to god she’s my boob twin!

Spring is springing down under & the warmer weather is on its way, yay!
Anon Aussie 😍

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Friday, October 12th, is Boobday!

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This week has been wonderful.  Pey is home with me and in my arms and my Whole30 “cleanse” appears to be helping with my pain by reducing some inflammation.  I think I need to face it: I can’t live on bread and cheese and wine.  What a travesty.  But being able to get out of bed without crying out in pain is worth what feels like a sacrifice.

Yesterday the weather cooled off and as it cooled, my spirits lifted.  I cannot stand the oppressive heat here.  It suffocates me and I feel flattened, trapped.  The first whiff of fall and I am floating along in the street.  It makes my fantasies of moving to England spike and I open my OKC location parameters to the entire world.

Happy Boobday!!

Love you all.

xx,

Hy

 

Not sure what the little bruises are except maybe from my fat cat making biscuits on me.

Panicked that he was late returning to work, Peter got dressed so quickly he left his underwear behind this afternoon.  His loss, my gain!

NOT my tits:

Sandy resplendent.

Just one.


Friday, October 5th, is Boobday!

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I met with a friend who traveled to the mountains with me in mid September.  We’ve known each other for 20 years and some of our best friends were getting married on a mountain top.  While there with all of them I was near tears all weekend, not just because of the wedding, but because I was with my people.  My people, you understand?  Sort of like my blog people, except clothed.

It was all I could do not to open up to them all all at once, but I stayed my confession.  It really wasn’t the right time.  We were all basking in the love in the air, but last night, sitting across from this old friend getting a sweater I’d left behind in his rental car I was struck that the time was right. And so I did.

And guess what??  The sky didn’t fall.  He didn’t even seem surprised and then began to tell me all the female friends he has who also have double lives on Patreon and how he’s helped with photo shoots and with creative recommendations.

He understood that I was just trying to piece my two sides together and I was vague with the details, but it still felt good to draw them closer.

Then I came home, made a grilled cheese sandwich, watched Frasier and slept in till 10 am.  Woke up, read in bed for two hours then started cooking for the week in my handy dandy Instant Pot.

I’m about to take the dog on a hike along the river before Peter stops by then I’ll be going to a sex-positive event here in town with some peeps I know.  I’ll be home early, curled on my couch with the dog where I will continue to contemplate my navel.

I’m growing tired of the double life, honestly, and I’m running out of things to say here.  I wonder sometimes if it’s time to hang up my Hy hat, but then I think about losing all of you and I think No way, Jose.  Just relax and you’ll get your mojo back, Hy!

Anyway, I’m not going anywhere just yet (I’m totally going to London in March), but I am thinking about giving myself a break.  Setting up Boobday for a month and just going dark to see how I feel sans blog.  Last time I did that A Dissolute Life Means… was born.  Who knows what would come of a break this time around?

Love you guys.

xx,

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

It’s been a while since I deliberately dressed for a photo.

NOT my tits:

Imagine being beneath Sandy.


Friday, September 28th, is Boobday!

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What a day.  The Christine Blasey Ford/Brett Kavanaugh hearing had me in tears from 9 am until, well, I haven’t stopped crying since.  I’ll probably cry for fucking ever.

My soul hurt listening to her raw, emotional story and I raged when I heard his indignant, shit-talking, how-dare-you-accuse-me-I-got-good-grades bullshit.  But I am so proud of her – unbelievably proud.  I could never do what she did.

Not because I’m not that brave but because I’m a “bad victim.”  I’m promiscuous, I drink, I’ve done drugs, I was there willingly until I wasn’t.  My double life would be discovered, I might lose my child because my ex-husband hates me, I would definitely lose my career.

And so I cried for all of that and I cried because I was reminded that none of my assaults could have ever been heard or believed.  My perpetrators would all have walked, indignant just like Kavanaugh, at having been bothered to defend himself and he’d be seen and I’d stay invisible except for my bad character.

I know it’s a done deal – his appointment – but I’m hopeful this moment impacts us all for the better one way or the other.

In the mean time, I am proud to host my little power-corner for women who wear agency all over every inch of her body.  No one here is in charge of us, but us.  We say what, when, where, how and why.  Every day, week and year.  Thank you from the bottom of my heart for showing up here with me.

Love you all as always.

Tearfully yours,

xx

Hy

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Kitty loves me.

NOT my tits:

Sandy, I’ll stay home with you!!

 Who wants to stay home from work with me?


Friday, September 21st, is Boobday!

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Peter has filled me up with his lovely jizz and I’m off to a birthday dinner date with the gay(ish) couple.  They’re making me dinner so it leads me to believe they want to consummate our relationship tonight, but I am more than satisfied after an hour of sweaty, tear-infused fucking with Peter.  Plus, JIZZ.

I like to languish in the smells and filth of sex, so I won’t be showering.  I will be going as is and making some kind of excuse later as to why I don’t want to fool around – if it comes to that.  Plus, I’m not that attracted to the younger one…

Anyway, Happy Almost Autumn!  And I’ll hopefully be writing more this weekend.

(Maybe I should make an Every Dam Day in _____ commitment because that was fun and surprisingly easy.)

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SANDY!!

Love you all.

xx

Hy

[Ed. Note:: I got home after 1 am and attempted to polish this post off, but promptly fell asleep mid-attempt.  I did not consummate my relationship with The Boys because I realized it’s really hard to be turned on by a gay couple.  We discussed it openly and the older one, the “tom cat,” will take point on this and we’ll see where it goes.]

 

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

 

My tits:

Sent this to Peter the other night.

 

NOT my tits:

LOLA 092118
A rendition of my dear friend, Lo. Click the pic to buy HH’s book!

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Sandy has dressed up her girl for her birthday!

I hope this isn’t too tacky (uhh…no pun intended lol)
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Today is my birthday. The boy toy gave me the largest bouquet of flowers I’ve ever seen, a new health tracking watch, and cum covered boobs.

 


Friday, September 14th, is Boobday!

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My finger is hovering over the click button to buy my plane tickets to London for next year’s Eroticon.  Peter continues to bring a little pocket of joy and play into my week.  The school year is in full swing.  My back pain has lowered to a 5 or 6.  My finances are straightening out.  I’m sleeping well.  I’m thick as fuck.  I’m calm.
I’m headed to the mountains this weekend for a best friend’s wedding.  I can’t wait to feel the chill air on my skin and wrap my arms around my friends.
So far, 43 ain’t half bad.
Love you all as always.
xx,
Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

 

I still pop it.

NOT my tits:

Lovely Sandy and her gorgeous jugs.

Took this to try cheering up the boy toy.