I think most of us have a love-hate relationship with autocorrect — lots of “ducks” and “ducking” in my world, according to Apple — but every once in a while I think it’s pretty neat. And it got me Noodle’s boobies. Woot!
I was just pecking out a comment somewhere in the WP ether on my iPhone when autocorrect inadvertently made my morning.
I was trying to say something about my vulva (naturally), but accidentally typed V-U-L-C and guess what happened??
My sweet little plump lips suddenly turned into an unemotional, logical, pointy-eared being. That’s right: VULCAN.
I may never think of my pussy the same way again.
This is even better than the awful fuck/duck autocorrect swap!!
(And then I took this pic and sent it to three different men.)