Changes.

I always wanted to be Miss Piggy.

Some days I don’t think about my size at all. On

odd days I struggle to think of anything else.

This body is only a temporary thing and reflects a life full of wine and food, chronic pain and an aging body.

It’s a sum of my ethereal, passionate parts specially made to soften a man’s impact as he loses himself between my soft, white thighs. It’s a holding space for me and my friends, me and my visions.

It’s ok if it grows. It’s ok if it shrinks. What matters most is that I take good care of it.


Friday, January 5th, is Boobday!

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I feel ridiculously good and light this week and I have no idea why.  I’ve written more here and even left comments on friends’ blogs (I have lurked for months and months), participated in a couple of memes, and generally been quite filled with optimism about my writing and the blog.

I wish I knew why!

But it doesn’t matter and I’m just taking advantage of it by prepping Boobday a whole day early when I’m not dog tired and when I’m not miserably trying to focus on the task at hand.  Yay 2018!

Thank you for being here, everyone!

Happy New Year!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Classic ta-ta’s.

NOT my tits:

Annie has her hands full.

All the while I am thinking of you.

An avalanche of white carnations

Is drifting across your voice

As it drifts across the voices of confession.

But the snow keeps whispering of you over and over.

– Thomas James

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Sandy stays warm.

Keeping warm as the Blizzard approaches


Friday, December 1st, is Boobday!

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It’s a miracle I survived this week.  I know I say it every week, but it’s true: I have been so fucking busy.  When Peyton is with my ex I work much longer hours and try to squeeze in something social on the nights I’m not working late.  It means I wake up exhausted with just enough in me to post to Instagram and run off for the day. I nearly missed waking up Tuesday morning because I’d fallen asleep while trying to set my alarm.  I felt like a toddler falling asleep in her spaghetti.

I may be largely absent from this space from time to time, but my need to connect and be out there and share myself with the anonymous world is still alive and well via IG.  There’s a WordPress plugin that connects IG to a blog, but because my material is more “adult” the plugin repeatedly drops me – fuckers.  I’ll try and figure something out because I hate all the blank space I leave here.

Anyhoo, on with our lovely hotties for the week!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)

Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Just bending the light.

NOT my tits:

Annie all in white, like a pearl in the snow.
In my sex fantasy, no one ever loves me for my mind.
– Nora Ephron
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I feel Sandy.

Just a lazy “post traveling for the holidays” day.

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Friday, December 30th, is Boobday!

hy_tits_bannerWell, as my friend, Jack, used to say, “Fuck me with a rake.”

I cannot wait for 2016 to be over; I don’t even like the sound of it in my mouth.  Twenty-seventeen has such a better clip to it.  We English speakers grab our lip with the V and and hold the tongue against our teeth for the N.  It feels like sexual move, to be honest.

As I predicted two weeks ago I’m ending the year sick, though “sick” isn’t quite right.  I’m just unwell.  Something has attacked me this year, mind, body and spirt.  Simultaneously, many things have fought against it all right along side of me.  My generous sister, friends, and dozens of incredible strangers have all given their love, support, and even money to help me get through this year.  To them I am forever and eternally grateful.  Thank you.

Twenty-sixteen was the year a drop in income coincided with an increase in expenses, both of which were significant and uncontrollable.  My hope is that 2017 is the year I claw my way out of all of it.  The financial crisis, the health weirdness, the loneliness.

That poll I took a few weeks back determined that y’all kinda like the Boobday name, so I guess I’ll leave it as is (for now), but expect a few new things this year.  I’d like to broaden the reach and gather more bodies to share.  If anyone has ideas as to how to achieve this, email me!  I’d love to hear them.

Ok, I need to shut up and post!

I love you all, so so so so very much and I am so grateful to host this little meme each week.

xx

Hy

PS: I’ve set the link up for 24 hours from the time I post, so feel free to link up tomorrow!

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate:

1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR

2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.

Also, just as a reminder:

  1. If you send me a pic, be sure to tell me if you want to be anonymous or not and what your pseudonym is (if you have one or I gave you one)
  2. Tell me why you chose the photo you sent

And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts! This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

Rolled out of bed — as usual — and found the light.

 

NOT my tits:

We get a sneaky peek of Kim’s smile!

Farewell 2016,crossing fingers and legs (OK maybe not legs LOL;)) for a fuck-load better 2017. Have fun and be safe everyone, Mwah from SA xxx

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Kate has participated in the past, but took a break. Here she is again exploring her feminine side with us.

Even though I’m not a cisgender woman this gives me the change to express my female side and what’s inside.  I feel safe and accepted with your blog community and you as the host.  Im going through a lot now and will be this upcoming year so this helps.

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Beam me up, Sandy!

The after affects of a long time in the nipple pumps.

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Click the images below to see who else is participating!:


Friday, August 19th, is Boobday!

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It’s amazing how cathartic it is to be with a child even if they’re fucking nuts.  My week with Peyton has been incredible, filled with so many hugs, less yelling than usual, and some monumental chats about kissy kissing, doing your best, and being kind to others.

This summer really must be ending because I couldn’t have had a week like this one if it weren’t.

I hope you all have a spectacular weekend!

And to the ladies who send me their incredible photos:

Please ALWAYS include whether or not you want to be anonymous.  I can’t possibly remember what everyone wants/needs and I’ve yet to create a spreadsheet to keep track.  So I’m going to call you all Miss _ today until I hear from each of you.  Or maybe I’ve forgotten the pseudonym I typically give you (I can’t remember those either!) and you want me to change it to that.  Just shoot me an email and I’ll update it as soon as I can!

Also, to all the ladies out there who don’t see a version of themselves here, please help me change that!  I know not everyone is a large-breasted white woman and we need to see more of everyone, but I can only post what I’m sent.  Think about it and let me know.

xx

Hy

PS: I’ll update the post later with everyone’s notes; I’m super busy today!

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

An oldie, but goodie.
An oldie, but goodie.

NOT my tits:

What you'd see of Miss S if you were about to take it in your mouth.
What you’d see of Miss S if you were about to take it in your mouth.

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Kate offers us a little something.
Kate offers us a little something.

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Kim shows us where she wants us.
Kim shows us where she wants us.

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More loveliness from Sandy.
More loveliness from Sandy.

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Sassy here has some gorgeous orbs.
Sassy here has some gorgeous orbs.

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My boob-twin, Anonymous Aussie, has returned!!
My boob-twin, Anonymous Aussie, has returned!!

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Please welcome Miss B, everyone! It's her first time!
Please welcome Miss B, everyone! It’s her first time!

 

 

 

 

Click the links below to see other amazing things!:

 

Friday, May 6th, is Boobday!

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This week has been horrendous.  My fire alarms malfunctioned two separate mornings at 4, 5, 6, and 7 am, the cat went missing overnight (thankfully he returned the next morning), mother issues, a brutal week at work, two last minute date cancellations.  Naturally all the stress and fear caused me to pass out before 10 last night and I slept right through Boobday prep.

I’ve never thought thank god it’s Friday more than today in my entire life.

A quick CONGRATULATIONS!!! to Kayla and John Brownstone.  I love you guys!!  And a reminder that May is Masturbation Month!  I was going to kick off the month with a Masturbation Monday post, but that was the day the shit hit the fan and I wasn’t able to write a single word until now.  I’ll be joining in the rest of the month.

And, as always, a huge thank you to the women who share their bodies with us.  I’ve been feeling down about my body lately and working hard through whatever changes it is I’m going through.  You are not alone in your struggles, my friends!  Even I have my bad days.

Oh, and for those Star Wars fans out there, happy Revenge of the Sixth day!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

I snapped this late last night right before I fell asleep on the couch. Nothing says sexy like pure exhaustion.
I snapped this late last night right before I fell asleep on the couch. Nothing says sexy like pure exhaustion.

NOT my tits:

I actually picked this image of Meredith's then made her say why she liked it. The truth is, I find the the dark warmth stunning.
I actually picked this image of Meredith’s then made her say why she liked it. The truth is, I find the the dark warmth stunning.

Topless in pj pants makes me feel sexy.

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Olivia's use of b&w this week brings a an innocence to her nudity. Love it.
Olivia’s use of b&w this week brings a an innocence to her nudity. Love it. (Follow her on IG @oliviatarose)

Happy boob day. This is me feeling excited waiting for a friend to come over.

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I love repeated or related themes in an image. Here Kate's creamy round breast compliments the creamy, rumpled covers.
I love repeated or related themes in an image. Here Kate’s creamy round breast compliments the creamy, rumpled covers.

Tonight I give you my tired, snuggled up, peeping boob. I love to sleep naked. :)

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Selina's image invokes a sense of holding your breath, anticipation. I just love it.
Selina’s image invokes a sense of holding your breath, anticipation. I just love it.

Patiently Waiting.

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I adore this POV from Sandy. It's what you see that moment before you drag one of these bad boys into your hungry little mouth.
I adore this POV from Sandy. It’s what you see that moment before you drag one of these bad boys into your hungry little mouth.

I sent 2 pics to the boy toy to make him smile. Asked him to pick one for this weeks Boob Day. His reply,
“Both hot…but!!!!
The second pic is rarely seen! *drool!!!!!!!*”
“OMG babe! Hanging!!!”

Click below to see who else is participating!  Be sure to leave comment love for everyone!

Friday, March 22nd, is Boobday!

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So… another late Boobday, but I have a really great excuse: I was busy getting railed last night by an unbelievably beautiful and sexy new fella and this week has also just been incredibly hectic.

I should have written it on Tuesday, but even then I got 3 pics from the ladies yesterday, so I’d still be playing catch up even if I’d had it all together.  Guess I just have to accept the fact that I’ll never be as organized and on time as Molly, Rebel, Kayla, or K.  I’m the wild child of the bunch, apparently!  Ha!

Thanks, as always, to the women who share their bodies with us.  I’ve also been getting some interest by men to participate somehow, too, and I’m thinking about it.  I want y’all to be able to get positive feedback, as well, but there’s a power dynamic there I’m not sure how to address, exactly.  I’ll figure it out.

I may end up just doing something along the lines of helping men take better cock shots (Lord knows y’all have asked me and I’m always game to try!), but I’m not at all certain I could handle the influx of penises in my Inbox.  We’ll see.  Suggestions are welcome if any of you have any.

Lastly, someone sent me a pic recently, but it was past the deadline.  I promised to use it the following week, but I can’t find it anymore and I can’t even remember what week it was or who sent it to me!  If that was you, I’m sorry!  I haven’t deliberately NOT posted it, I’m just overwhelmed and lost it so please resend it!

Happy Friday, y’all!!

xx

Hy

Full Boobday Guidelines here.

One of two ways to participate: 1) either submit a pic to me via email (hyacinth.jones@hotmail.com) OR 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

My tits:

A little BTS and a little meta shot for you. Also, I still smell like him.
A little BTS and a little meta shot for you. Also, I still smell like him.  Mm…

NOT my tits:

Kate's got quite the juicy handful there.
Kate’s got quite the juicy handful there.
A little shot of my girls soaking up some spring sunshine! Happy boobday!
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Kim is back, guys! Yay!
Kim is back, guys! Yay!

“I’m back!!  Bedtime boob, hoping for a bit of action….;-)”

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Sandy's pic this week reminds me of ones that Kayla used to submit. They have the prettiest jewelry!
Sandy’s pic this week reminds me of ones that Kayla used to submit. They have the prettiest jewelry!

Boy toy is in law enforcement so I had these lovely clamps special made just for him.
http://www.subsensuals.com

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Selina nailed it with the half-clothed look. Love it.
Selina nailed it with the half-clothed look. Love it.

Getting ready for work.

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See who else is participating by clicking on the links below! Be sure to leave lots of comment love for them on their pages!

 

I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times.

I’ve been struggling with body dysmorphia this week because I missed a birth control pill.  One stupid little missed pill — which was quickly made up for — has thrown me into a chaotic, emotional pit of self-disdain and complete confusion.

On the one hand, my heavy breasts please me, on the other the crease in my waist disgusts me.

On the one hand, my soft, athletic body titillates me, on the other I wish I could shrink it.

So today as I thought about taking pictures in the morning light — a treat I haven’t had the pleasure of in far too long — I plotted ways to hide from you all.  And then as quickly as the thought came I forced it out.  Home girl don’t play like that.

I lay on my bed and smooshed my breasts together and held the camera from above.  I was pleased at how my form looked, round and inviting.  I got up and thought I might try using my timer.

 

I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times this week.
I have fallen in and out of love with myself a dozen times this week.
As I set the phone on my dresser I was taken with the simplicity of my form, the mundane activity I viewed as I prepped the position.  I moved to redress and stopped.  There was an image I had never seen: me just being me, a person getting dressed, not posing, not trying to be sexy.

I let the camera’s timer do the rest and I forgot all about the crease in my waist.  Fuck that awful voice in my head.  Just FUCK IT.

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Hy gets dressed 2

Hy gets dressed 3

Now I’m going to go make some bacon and black coffee on this bright Sunday morning and cuddle with my little one.  I have a lot to be thankful for, including this strong, unique body that never lets me down.  Crease and all.

 

Click the lips to see who else is playing along for Sinful Sunday!

Sinful Sunday

 

 

 

Friday, October 9th, is Boobday!

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I swear to God Thursdays sneak up on me like nobody’s business.  I had an 18-hour day yesterday and it was one of those weird ass vortex days.  It was like Noday, instead of Thursday.   You guys ever feel that way?

Anyway, we have two lovely ladies hosted here today.  Sandy and Lola of My Sex Life With Lola!  Woot!  And be sure to click the links below for everyone else who plays along!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and enjoy the changing seasons!

Oh, and I almost forgot! Be sure to head over to Rori’s Between My Sheets and nominate your favorite blogs for the Top 100!  This year she’s leaving the nominations open for a shorter period of time, so get over there quick like a bunny!

Every year she and her boyfriend read hundreds of nominations in order to bring to all of us new and new-to-us writers.  It’s a lot of work and she gives so much of her time and energy.  It’s one of the best lists out there for depth and reach and I highly encourage everyone to read the old lists as well as contribute to this year’s.

xx

Hy

Boobday Guidelines here.  One of two ways to participate: 1) either be one of the first 3-4 people to submit a pic OR (OR, not AND) 2) submit a link below to your own blog post for Boobday.  And don’t forget to comment on everyone’s posts!  This is all about spreading the love!

 

My tits:

Hy with a handful
I don’t always hold my tits while watching TV, but when I do, I pull those bad boys out.

 Not really… this was a special snap for The Soldier.

 

NOT my tits:

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Lola gets nice and wet for us. I remember shower massagers… ah, memories.

 

See more of Lola at My Sex Life With Lola.

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Sandy’s sultry slick sexiness for your viewing pleasure.

Shower Boobs

Be sure to click on the other tatas below and leave lots of comment love!

I take sexy selfies.

I have a good eye.  I can find beauty in anything and any one.  The gnarled bark on a tree, the broken wing on the stiff little corpse of a cardinal, the age spots on my grandmother’s hands, the jut of an erection, the beautiful asymmetry of a face, the eery ascent of fungi on a log on my favorite trail.

Mostly, I have mastered the art of my own body, how to coax it to produce images beyond my wildest imagination.  I know how to take sexy selfies, not just selfies.  I embrace those things I once eschewed when I thought I had to look a certain way: the swell of my belly, the crease in my waist, my rounded arms and large, pendulous breasts.

With my good eye I see things differently.

Hy with her pants hanging off

The pliancy of flesh.

The curve of a muscle beneath flesh.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The curious anticipation of hidden treasures.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The idiosyncratic angles of joints which mark me as me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I know how to use light to my advantage, to let it spill in behind me like a wave.

 

Hy with her pants hanging off.

A good eye tells me when I arch *just so* that my friend, the light, will wrap around me like silk.

And a good eye tells me what you might see if you were on your knees before me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I hope you see it, too.