Love is a little boring.

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Even my boob pics to him have gotten a little boring.

Last night I slathered on peachy, vanilla scented lotion wrapped only in a towel and listened to The Neighbor come upstairs, the jingle of his keys like a little bell about his neck.  I smiled and felt warm and fuzzy.  Peyton was asleep in the other bedroom and I had an evening ahead of watching Luther from beneath a blanket while my love(r) taught himself some new programming language on the other couch.  Very domestic of us, very sweet, very safe.

When he came into my room he didn’t kiss me or try to unwrap me.  He just emptied his work bag and left to the other room.

I called out to him.  “What are you doing?  C’mere!”

“Ah, man!” he replied.  “I just laid down!”

I rolled my eyes.  “TN!  Come on!”

“Ok!  I’ll be there in 30 seconds!”

I sat there in the dark, perched on the side of my bed and waited.  It took longer than 30 seconds for him to fill the doorway.

“You didn’t even kiss me,” I pouted.  I pulled him by the t-shirt and drew him closer between my knees.  He dipped down and pressed his lips and whiskers against my face.  I pulled his knee closer and pressed it into my crotch.

I inhaled his scent and closed my eyes, my hands rubbed his shoulders and I arched up in to him as his bulk pressed me down into the mattress and I imagined him pushing into me, but I quickly knew nothing was going to happen when he said, “I had a terrible day.  Very stressful.”

“Then you definitely need some of these.”  I peeled the towel apart and exposed my warm, clean breasts.  He pretended he didn’t want them and I jiggled my tits and giggled.  He latched onto one and suckled for a minute, then the other.

He popped off and stood up straight and announced, “Ok!  I had a great day!”.  He laughed before heading back into the living room.  I stood and put on my pajamas, made some popcorn and laid on the couch until sleep tugged at me.  He crawled into bed with me and we talked nose-to-nose until the tug became a roar.  He kissed me again, told me he loved me, and left.

A riveting evening, right??

I remember when I was filled with tension each night: would he come by?  would I get laid?  would he want me??  Now my nights are filled with exhaustion and cuddles.  I have no doubt about his feelings and my contentment is quiet, soft, lulling.  A mighty difference from the sharp-edged heartbreak I was so used to experiencing nightly.

I call it boring, but I’m not bored.  Life just isn’t as exciting as it used to be.  But I guess that’s ok, other things are challenges.  My brain whirrs every minute to adapt to the new configurations of our relationship. I say Hi to his parents now when he’s on the phone with them; I plan overnights with him when Peyton’s around; my parents want us to come over for dinner; I hear 3 words every day that I never, ever thought I’d hear from him.  I wake up everyday wondering if I’m dreaming.

Hi, my name is Hy and I’m in love and I’m boring.  Welcome to my blog.

You’ll have to wait for the sexy sloppy sex a little while longer, though I guess I could tell you really quick about the other night that started out as just a sweet, quick vagina hug and quickly turned into him pile-driving into me from behind while he pressed my face down into the sheets.  He grunted and thrust like an animal on top of me and I came and yelled and hoped my new neighbors could hear me.  Actually — on second thought — that was pretty exciting.

Friday, December 20th, is BEST BRA Boobday!

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This week looks like a Victoria’s Secret catalog, but with headless models instead.  There’s something about anonymity that really makes lingerie photos sexier to me.  I know there are some who don’t like the disembodied feel (N. Likes, I’m talking about you, my friend), but I think it’s illicit and daring and leaves the possibilities endless.

Is her face round or heart-shaped?  Are her lips full or slender?  Her lashes long or light?  Even: what color are her eyes? I like to play the guessing game of which face matches the round, swelling curves below it.

What are your guesses this week?

Next week’s theme is SPARKLE, and January 3rd’s is NEW.

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me)

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My (2!) BEST BRA tits:

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Rawr.
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This is TN’s fav.

NOT my BEST BRA tits:

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Anonymous Blonde dazzles in a restroom for us.

I have an addiction to pretty bras, and while this one isn’t my most exotic, it is what I happened to be wearing at work when I snuck in a moment to participate in Boobday.

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“Dawn” pulls out an old favorite.

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Holly gives us a peek.

I love this bra because it is black, lacy and reveals a hint of pink underneath.  It always makes my boobs look amazing, and most importantly, I feel sexy when I wear it.

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Follow her at @BisexualMinx.

I am in the process of replacing ALL my bras, so this is the only pretty one I have right now…. I am working on replenishing my supply of sexy bras.

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Follow her at @SilverdropUK.

SilverDom writes: I love her being braless, because I’m a breast man. However, even I can’t complain when the bra she’s wearing looks like this…

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Super secret, Anonymously Anonymous.

A gift from a gentleman friend.

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Follow her at @KaylaLords.

This was my best bra ever, and nothing has been found to match its awesomeness – yet.

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Friday, December 13th, is RED Boobday!

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Ugh.  I had 4 stories I wanted to share with you since last Friday and I failed miserably at getting them out.  I’m continuing to struggle with having a full-time relationship, plus write, plus having my career launch, plus a kid in school.

When The Neighbor and I were doing our weird little dance of Friends with Benefits I had a lot more free time.  It used to be the second he’d leave I’d feel the need to write.  Now, I’m just tired.

However, failing sharing the lurid details of my life, I can always seem to carve out some time for some tit pics, so without further ado, lets get to those.

Next week’s theme is BEST BRA and Friday, December 27th’s theme is SPARKLEI figure we all need an extra week to plan since the big holiday is on top of us.

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me)

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My RED tits:

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Christmas isn’t Christmas without Charlie Brown.

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NOT my RED tits (click on pics for click-throughs):

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Lola and HH are still around! Click on the pic to find out more.

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Anonymous Aussie reminds us that her left breast is full of surprises.
I really loved creating this pic, very symbolic in many ways…
To one & all, may your festive season be filled with boobs & may your JOY be tied & bound with cheer! ;) Merry Xmas!
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Follow her at @KaylaLords

A red reminder…

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Follow her at @SassyCat38

I chose this photo because it is festive. Red Christmas bows, as pasties. I really liked the angle, the way the bows are.

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Click on the pic to check out Cara’s alternative pics.

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the boobs are so delightful… Smiling face with smiling eyes

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Beck gets catty.

Can’t go bad with black and red leopard print and boobs, can you?

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Follow Molly and her sexy advent calendar at @mollysdailykiss.

This image is from my Christmas Advent Calendar that I completed last year. You can currently find this year’s version of the calendar on the homepage of my blog with lots of lovely sexy Christmas Song inspired images for you to enjoy.

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Our new participant, Dawn’s, 3rd photo.
When I was taking those pics this morning, I was on a high.
And then as I was driving to work, I was thinking of how much fun it was to wrap myself in a bow… and then I thought about how much I’d like for someone to open the present…
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This is “C” from the comments last week and her very first submission!

This is my new favorite shirt, it’s dark red and has polka dots!!  And I was just trying to find a flattering angle.  :)

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G and her gorgeousness.  Follow her at @CurvyMilfy.

This is another photo taken by my husband,  you can’t see the cheesy Santa hat, but I was peeking out from under it while down on my knees like a good, no, a naughty Mrs. Clause.

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Bisexual Minx puts a bow on it. Follow her at @BisexualMinx.

My Loves treat my boobs like they are the Best Christmas Gift Ever every single day, so I had fun illustrating that feeling in pictures… actually, THEY are the Best Gift I Could Ever Wish For..!!!