Friday, November 29th, is BUTTONED UP Boobday!

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I’m hungover today, but it’s not from wine — though I certainly drank a lot — it’s from that thing we all love so much called cooking for 47 people (ok, 8).  So much to do, so many family dynamics, so many children, so many goddamned dishes and dishes and dishes and requests and whines and cries and cut-off conversations and chaos.  It was a beautiful mess, but I’m glad it’s over.  I like the smaller orphan-type deals or a dinner out, honestly.  I’m gonna have to break that to my family at some point, I know.

I felt nothing but blissful relief when I flopped into my bed alone with an exhausted child passed out across the hall and a neighbor passed out next door.

“Can we skip cuddling tonight?” he texted.  “I’m in bed naked and about to fall asleep :-( I thought maybe you’d fallen asleep in Peyton’s room again.”

Sure, TN, you were great tonight and deserve the rest.

I’m sure lots of you know exactly what I mean.

So, enjoy the Buttoned Up tits today and be thankful that Christmas is a whole month away!

Next week’s theme is FLAME and if any of you have any theme ideas, please pass them on!  I’m already running out of ideas because apparently I can only think of 5 things to do with my boobs.  I’m creative like that.

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me)

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My BUTTONED UP tits:

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I borrowed TN’s tie for this.

NOT my BUTTONED UP tits:

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Follow her at @SassyCat38

I wanted to give the viewer the idea that I couldn’t stay “buttoned up” as much as I tried, so the viewer gets a peek of my bra & what seems like buttons that popped open.

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“Dawn” again with her 2nd pic.

Since last week I was almost buttoned up already, I wanted to try something different this week… and felt a bit coy (like Cara last week?) while doing it. Probably some subconscious influence from Bisexualminx’s glitter shot too…

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@SilverdropUK and I are on the same wavelength.

SilverHubby writes, “Here, finally, is a piccie of SD in one of my old dress shirts. Do you think she should button it up more, or less?”

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Anonymous Bookworm makes me want to read.

I usually have to have a friend on button patrol especially when I wear tis shirt. The button always pops for some crazy reason ;-)

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Follow her at @Beck42069.

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Follow her at @BisexualMinx.

I took so many “buttoned up” shots and had the most difficult time deciding… my hubby took the one of me by our tree so I thought it would be perfect.

Friday, November 15th, is CURVES Boobday!

hy_tits_bannerFirst, let me say I was completely blown away by the thought and care put into the images and words sent in this week.  You all make me SO proud to be a woman and to be Hyacinth, my alter ego.  I’m glad this blog has morphed into something outside of just me and my sex/love life.

Second, next week’s theme will be BLUE.

Third, thanks for following the new formatting rules.  Putting this together was a pleasure!

Fourth, I’m super excited that one of our smaller-breasted sisters decided to participate this week (thanks, Heather!).  We are heavily large-breasted most weeks and I would love to see more of the littles of us out there represented here.  Breasts are so pretty!

Lastly, I’ve decided that every month I’ll ask a Boobday participant to write a short essay (500 words or less) about what it means to her to share her body with the Internet.  This month, I asked G, of Filled and Fooled, the sweet and often self-conscious sex blogger we’ve all come to know and love to be my inaugural writer.

Here’s what she had to say:

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Follow her at @CurvyMilfy on Twitter.

When you asked me to write about what it means to share my body with the internet, I was honored and excited for the opportunity.  I’m not sure I’ve ever said why I like sharing my boob pics. It took me a while to formulate an answer when it came down to it.  My reasons seem so primitive, so stimulus-response, yet so hard to explain.

When I first started sharing “boob pics” on the internet, it would produce a unique and sometimes rush-like feeling. Most often when I post a photo I’ve had to push past vulnerability, fears of all kinds, and my own rigid and outrageously high expectations for what I produce.  I push past the doubts because I know it feels good to create something that evokes a positive response, and it feels good to have sex appeal, and it feels good to project confidence.

So I publish, then dance between the fears and doubts and the memories of compliments and my momentary acceptances; pirouetting in the high of swirling emotions until the first notification.

What Boobday has done for me is evolved that dance, slowed me down a bit by cutting out some of the fears, and taken vulnerability out of the equation. We are all sharing our special qualities and our audience appreciates our differences.

As I slowed down it wasn’t so hard to see the beauty anymore. I am no longer chasing a high, I’m learning about human beings. Not everyone likes gigantic breasts, and huge nipples.  I sort of thought “the bigger the better” before, following these silly porn ideals I guess.  So, as I come to truly believe that my tits are great simply because they belong to me, I accept more of the things I don’t like about them.  And sharing them becomes less about a rush, but more about confirming I love myself.

This photo celebrates not only the obvious underside curve and pendulum-like boobs I sport, but it portrays the top of the cleavage curve, I claim it as distinctly “G”.  I know it may seem trivial to some, but I really didn’t like how the top of my cleavage always seems to curve a little to the left.  This dissatisfaction is probably a derivative of my long-ingrained belief that having a nice layer of softness over my body (i.e. being overweight)  isn’t a good thing.  So automatically I am inclined to be ashamed at yet another curve my body decides to take. But this photo shows that curve is okay.  My cleavage isn’t straight.  My breasts are fuller some days and saggier other days.  I now accept the fate and these facts that my beauty shall evolve (rather than fade), and I am no longer afraid.

Well said, G.  Well said.

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me)

My CURVES:

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Curves upon curves.

NOT my CURVES:

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@Heather_Cole1 on Twitter.

Why I chose this photo: I’m extremely self-conscious of my small breasts. When I see them in photographs, it’s challenging for me to stop the negative thoughts. So I snapped this pic in my kitchen (my favorite room) wearing my favorite apron. In this view, I can see the curve of the underside of my breast, the curve of my nipple and the curve of where my hip meets my waist. There are a lot of curves to love, and I’m working on loving all of them.

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SilverDom took this of his lovely for us this week. It reminds me of the view of a planet, so perfectly curved.
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Follow her on Twitter at @BisexualMinx.

I chose this one for your CURVE theme because the ‘fetal’ positioning of my body portrays a distinct curve while nicely exemplifying my female form!

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Follow her at @KaylaLords.

Between my breast, nipple, and even faint curvy outlines of bruises, there’s nothing not curvy about this one.

bookworm_cleavageAnonymous Bookworm submitted two pics with different lighting.  I spliced them together to better see the contrast.  She says, “I love unexpectedly catching a glimpse of my curves when I’m doing something as mundane as lying on the couch reading a book.”

Anonymous_Aussie_pearlsnap_cleavageAnonymous Aussie says, “It’s all about the curves this week Hy….& don’t all boobs have the most delicious curves?  & yes I confess to pulling the shirt in at the back to show my curvy boobs.”

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Follow her at @Thereon_Cara.

When I think of my body, I think of curves. I wanted to take a photo that showed not just the curve of my breast, but of that other asset I’m known for. So I picked the picture that showed that (I hope).

Friday, November 8th, is COVERED Boobday!

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A State of the Boob Union:

I created this meme for the women out there who felt ashamed of their bodies, who struggled to feel beautiful or sexy.  I wanted to make a space for women to share images of their bodies that they had crafted with care and which imparted a part of themselves.  Then we, their community, would answer back that Yes, you are beautiful.

Women have written me to say this is the first time they’ve ever shared their images and how exhilarated and terrified and amazing they felt in clicking “send”.  They’ve told me how fun it was twisting and turning in the light trying to get that just-right-click.  And they’ve told me how cathartic this project has been for them.  This has made me swell with pride and happiness.  It’s exactly the vein in which Boobday was created.

However, I need to tweak some things to maintain my vision.

I’ll state it plainly since I can:

I want Boobday to be about the art of our bodies, not the hardcore sex lives we lead.  There are other weekly memes for that.

I want the focus to be on your bodies, not anything else.

And this is important (and new):

I’ve said in the past that so long as there were boobs in the pic, I’d post it, but I’m changing that.  I will only post pics where the focus is the woman, not the act in progress.  Even if that act is all about the tits.  If you are unclear what this means for a particular week and theme, email me and we can discuss!  

If you go back and look at old Boobday posts, I think you’ll know what I mean.  And the reason I’m redirecting Boobday is because of my original mission statement: Boobday is a place for us to honor breasts of all shapes and sizes belonging to all types of folks. All of us who are the owners of breasts know their magical powers, but not everyone gets to hear it. I hope this will become a place of support and praise.

If you’re reading this and thinking I’m mad at you, don’t.  I know I have sensitive, wonderful, thoughtful readers and friends who might worry!  If you want to email me to ask, please do, but whatever you do, don’t disappear thinking I’m directing this at you.

I’m the curator of Boobday and lately I feel it’s gone off the rails; it’s my job to get it back on track, so that’s what I’m doing.

I’m also going to say that any themed pics I get will receive preferential treatment in regards to being posted.  I’m not saying you must do the theme, but if you can, please do.  And the themes will be easy, for instance, next week’s theme is CURVE.

So please make a sticky note of the following for future Boobday submissions.  This is what I need:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me)

I will not look up URLs anymore and that goes for Twitter handles.  If you want to be linked, then send me the actual link/URL.  I hope I don’t sound nit-picky, but every Friday I’m bouncing around between blogs, Twitter, and my email grabbing all the info necessary to direct people to you and your blogs/Twitters.  It takes forever and I basically dread it.  I’m sorta over being in charge of all that.  Until I self-host and am not doing all this by hand, this will be the rules starting next week.

One last thing: Thank you.  Thank you to all of you for making Boobday happen and for sharing yourselves with me.  You are beautiful and passionate and brave and I am unbelievably honored to provide a safe place for you to explore your sexuality and beauty.

Ever humbly yours,

Hy

My COVERED tits:

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I think I own a dozen white v-neck shirts. Does that mean they’re my “signature look”?

NOT my COVERED tits:

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Kayla covers up, but leaves little to the imagination. And, as usual, I’m lusting after her bra. @KaylaLords
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I love gloves and I love this pic of Molly and her covered (and peeking out) tits. @mollysdailykiss
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Ginger Queen wondered if she’s dressed like a cheetah if she’s still a cougar.
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Anisa’s creamy-ness peeks out of a busy shirt. Covered, but tantalizing!
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Beck covers up with some leather. @beck42069
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Just Like Heaven gets strappy. @JustLikeHeaven76
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Silverdrop looking very demure.  Apparently, we’ll see more soon! @SilverdropUK
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G says she struggled this week, but I don’t see it. I only see gorgeous, covered boobies. @CurvyMilfy
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Scarlett has one covered, one free. And she’s a real trooper; she took a tumble this week and she still managed to send in her sexy! @ATrueUnfolding
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BisexualMinx also has something I want: THAT SHIRT. WTF, that thing is hot as hell. Her covered tits aren’t bad, either. @BisexualMinx

NOT my tits (no theme):

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KBM and her big, luscious breast.

Friday, November 8th, is COVERED Boobday!

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A State of the Boob Union:

I created this meme for the women out there who felt ashamed of their bodies, who struggled to feel beautiful or sexy.  I wanted to make a space for women to share images of their bodies that they had crafted with care and which imparted a part of themselves.  Then we, their community, would answer back that Yes, you are beautiful.

Women have written me to say this is the first time they’ve ever shared their images and how exhilarated and terrified and amazing they felt in clicking “send”.  They’ve told me how fun it was twisting and turning in the light trying to get that just-right-click.  And they’ve told me how cathartic this project has been for them.  This has made me swell with pride and happiness.  It’s exactly the vein in which Boobday was created.

However, I need to tweak some things to maintain my vision.

I’ll state it plainly since I can:

I want Boobday to be about the art of our bodies, not the hardcore sex lives we lead.  There are other weekly memes for that.

I want the focus to be on your bodies, not anything else.

And this is important (and new):

I’ve said in the past that so long as there were boobs in the pic, I’d post it, but I’m changing that.  I will only post pics where the focus is the woman, not the act in progress.  Even if that act is all about the tits.  If you are unclear what this means for a particular week and theme, email me and we can discuss!  

If you go back and look at old Boobday posts, I think you’ll know what I mean.  And the reason I’m redirecting Boobday is because of my original mission statement: Boobday is a place for us to honor breasts of all shapes and sizes belonging to all types of folks. All of us who are the owners of breasts know their magical powers, but not everyone gets to hear it. I hope this will become a place of support and praise.

If you’re reading this and thinking I’m mad at you, don’t.  I know I have sensitive, wonderful, thoughtful readers and friends who might worry!  If you want to email me to ask, please do, but whatever you do, don’t disappear thinking I’m directing this at you.

I’m the curator of Boobday and lately I feel it’s gone off the rails; it’s my job to get it back on track, so that’s what I’m doing.

I’m also going to say that any themed pics I get will receive preferential treatment in regards to being posted.  I’m not saying you must do the theme, but if you can, please do.  And the themes will be easy, for instance, next week’s theme is CURVE.

So please make a sticky note of the following for future Boobday submissions.  This is what I need:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me)

I will not look up URLs anymore and that goes for Twitter handles.  If you want to be linked, then send me the actual link/URL.  I hope I don’t sound nit-picky, but every Friday I’m bouncing around between blogs, Twitter, and my email grabbing all the info necessary to direct people to you and your blogs/Twitters.  It takes forever and I basically dread it.  I’m sorta over being in charge of all that.  Until I self-host and am not doing all this by hand, this will be the rules starting next week.

One last thing: Thank you.  Thank you to all of you for making Boobday happen and for sharing yourselves with me.  You are beautiful and passionate and brave and I am unbelievably honored to provide a safe place for you to explore your sexuality and beauty.

Ever humbly yours,

Hy

My COVERED tits:

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I think I own a dozen white v-neck shirts. Does that mean they’re my “signature look”?

NOT my COVERED tits:

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Kayla covers up, but leaves little to the imagination. And, as usual, I’m lusting after her bra. @KaylaLords
molly_covered_boobs_gloves
I love gloves and I love this pic of Molly and her covered (and peeking out) tits. @mollysdailykiss
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Ginger Queen wondered if she’s dressed like a cheetah if she’s still a cougar.
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Anisa’s creamy-ness peeks out of a busy shirt. Covered, but tantalizing!
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Beck covers up with some leather. @beck42069
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Just Like Heaven gets strappy. @JustLikeHeaven76
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Silverdrop looking very demure.  Apparently, we’ll see more soon! @SilverdropUK
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G says she struggled this week, but I don’t see it. I only see gorgeous, covered boobies. @CurvyMilfy
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Scarlett has one covered, one free. And she’s a real trooper; she took a tumble this week and she still managed to send in her sexy! @ATrueUnfolding
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BisexualMinx also has something I want: THAT SHIRT. WTF, that thing is hot as hell. Her covered tits aren’t bad, either. @BisexualMinx

NOT my tits (no theme):

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KBM and her big, luscious breast.

Friday, September 20th, is Boobday! (Plus updates)

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This week has flown by.  I’ve made some major headway on some professional projects and I feel more free to write.

I’m still thinking about Scarlett’s  post (and now Pervertically Virtous’) about one-dimensional blogging.

I reached out to a longtime reader and friend and asked him if I should reveal more about me, particularly my location.  He vehemently opposed it.  My anonymity is my protection from crazies, he said (I’m paraphrasing; he was much more eloquent than that).

In any case, I’ll be writing about one-dimensional blogging in the future.  I already tried to address it with my Don’t Envy Me post, but I think I missed the mark considering the responses.

I also plan on writing about spanking as a reward and how I’ve just finally figured that out.  I’m a quick one, I tell you.

There’s also yet another hot night with The Neighbor I need to write up.

Another topic on my  mind to write about is how I think this chapter of my life is closing.  We’ll see how it affects the blog.

Ok, that’s about it for now.  On to our regularly scheduled Boobday!

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday? Read the guidelines and send me a pic. I don’t censor the images, so there’s no “making the cut.” That would completely defeat the purpose of Boobday. I want to provide a space for women (cis and trans, bi, straight, gay, skinny to fat) to expose themselves and feel proud of what their mamas gave them.

If you don’t include your Twitter handle, your post URL, and whether or not you want to be anonymous, I’m not going to do any investigating, but also won’t assume anything, so be sure to have all the info every single time! If it’s not in your email, it won’t be in the post.  No blog post required if you just want to post on mine.

Also, only post your Boobday pic on Fridays and always include the Boobday button in the post and a link back to me.

My tits:

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A serious bra beneath a silly T.

NOT my tits:

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Freckles gives us the full Monty at last.
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Anonymous Aussie finally reveals what she’s been hiding under all those shirts.
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G’s hubby took this one. @CurvyMilfy
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It’s Pash’s first time on Boobday! @NeverBeg4Mercy
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Another first-timer! Meet Dizzy and her darlling dildo! @dizzygirl812
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Beck has the prettiest lingerie. @beck42069
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Ginger Queen teasing a suitor.
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Silverdrop getting punished. @SilverdropUK
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Scarlett’s pillowy kajongas. @atrueunfolding
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Kayla feeling her skin. @KaylaLords

Friday, September 13th, is Boobday!

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Twenty-two years ago today I got my driver’s license.  And two hours later, while wearing my little red, white, and black cheerleading uniform for our first game of the year, I got my first ticket.

I had to hand the officer, a big, burly fella with a paunch stretching his seams, my temporary paper license.  I thought for sure that seeing a young cheerleader with her 4 little friends, one of whom was also a cheerleader, would sway him to leniency, but I was wrong.  The dude wrote me a ticket, admonished me for breaking the law, and, stiff-jawed, walked back to his police car.

Man, my mother was fucking pissed!!  We laugh about it today, but you’d have thought I’d just gotten arrested the way she reacted.

Ever since then, Friday the 13th has always held a special place in my heart.

Happy Friday the 13th, y’all!

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday? Read the guidelines and send me a pic. I don’t censor the images, so there’s no “making the cut.” That would completely defeat the purpose of Boobday. I want to provide a space for women (cis and trans, bi, straight, gay, skinny to fat) to expose themselves and feel proud of what their mamas gave them.

If you don’t include your Twitter handle, your post URL, and whether or not you want to be anonymous, I’m not going to do any investigating, but also won’t assume anything, so be sure to have all the info every single time! If it’s not in your email, it won’t be in the post.  No blog post required if you just want to post on mine.

Also, only post your Boobday pic on Fridays and always include the Boobday button in the post and a link back to me.

My tits:

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My boobs zig and sag.

NOT my tits:

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Cara likes how her piercing glows in the dark. It helps mouths to find her! @thereon_cara
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Silverdrop surprising her hubby. @SilverdropUK
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Anonymous Aussie set free beneath her shirt.
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G and her turquoise nails and luscious, luscious tits. @CurvyMilfy
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Beck gets demure for us today. @beck42069
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Freckles’ boyfriend got a little enthusiastic on her.
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Kayla gets a little tweak. @KaylaLords

Sometimes I love autocorrect.

I think most of us have a love-hate relationship with autocorrect — lots of “ducks” and “ducking” in my world, according to Apple — but every once in a while I think it’s pretty neat. And it got me Noodle’s boobies. Woot!

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