I take sexy selfies.

I have a good eye.  I can find beauty in anything and any one.  The gnarled bark on a tree, the broken wing on the stiff little corpse of a cardinal, the age spots on my grandmother’s hands, the jut of an erection, the beautiful asymmetry of a face, the eery ascent of fungi on a log on my favorite trail.

Mostly, I have mastered the art of my own body, how to coax it to produce images beyond my wildest imagination.  I know how to take sexy selfies, not just selfies.  I embrace those things I once eschewed when I thought I had to look a certain way: the swell of my belly, the crease in my waist, my rounded arms and large, pendulous breasts.

With my good eye I see things differently.

Hy with her pants hanging off

The pliancy of flesh.

The curve of a muscle beneath flesh.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The curious anticipation of hidden treasures.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

The idiosyncratic angles of joints which mark me as me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I know how to use light to my advantage, to let it spill in behind me like a wave.


Hy with her pants hanging off.

A good eye tells me when I arch *just so* that my friend, the light, will wrap around me like silk.

And a good eye tells me what you might see if you were on your knees before me.

Hy with her pants hanging off.

I hope you see it, too.

Friday, June 28th, is Boobday!


Not only is it Boobday today, it’s also Noodle Day!

That’s right, she’ll arrive this morning all bouncing curls and delicious accent and warm, soft hugs all for me.

I am so lucky to have found her in this crazy, fucked up world.

The Neighbor will hang with us later tonight, I think, though I’m not sure.  No blow jobs, no groping, no sex for a live audience this time.  We’re all a year older; I feel more shy somehow.  Bone weary, honestly.  I don’t feel peppy or perky or playful.  At all.

But, never say never and all that jazz.  I’m open to any kind of hedonistic dog pile the Universe wants to throw my way, let’s be honest.  Hyacinth isn’t dead yet!!

Enjoy the tits for today!



Wanna participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the guidelines.  Your email MUST include “Boobday” in the subject line and clear instructions on whether you are to be anonymous, or not.  Also include your Boobday post URL or your blog URL, as well as your Twitter handle if you have one and want to be linked up.  Please don’t make me look this shit up :) I’m about to stop doing that extra step for y’all.  I’m a cranky Hy these days. xx

My tits:

My tits and a love mark.

Not my tits:

Ginger says, “This is what happens when you lie flat on your back with ginormous boobs!” And then she got fucked :)
Beck, and a little something extra.  Follow her on Twitter: @beck42069.
Scarlet is “grabbed from behind.”
Our dear Anonymous Aussie and some incredible underboob.
It’s my sweet G and her lusciousness on display.
Silverdrop fresh out of the shower.