Jet-lagged, sitting in the US Embassy waiting for my number to be called.
I also fully took advantage of my gorgeous room yesterday and snapped some pics (not that you can see much of the room, but you can see the amazing towel and bed).
Here’s to a beautiful day in London!
I like that it’s blurry. Like me.
NOT my tits:
Sandy is reminded.
BoyToy is traveling, all I have are Memories from last week
I’m sitting in an airport pub in my town being ignored by the businessman next to me who was shouting into his phone about Walmart and job positions. I’m nervous and excited. I’ll be jet-lagged soon and disoriented.
I had a Who’s on First chat with the concierge of my Gordon Ramsay Thursday-night hotel. “Just so nothing is lost in translation between my American and your British English…” I said.
She still appeared to reserve a taxi for the wrong time, but then sent, “Mr. [sic] Jones, I assure you the pick up time is 1:30.” So despite my best efforts, things were lost in translation after all.
I’ll understand everything and nothing, my skin will prickle at cooler weather and my ears ring with big metro sounds. I’ll be as savvy as I can, a little country mouse in the city, but I will feel small and silly and wish I could stay forever.
If all goes as planned I will get to see old and new friends. I’ll have adventures across the lush green, sheep-speckled countryside –maybe even as far north as Scotland — and across the bustling English Gotham itself. Both my heart and my body will be filled if the stars align just right.
Cross your fingers for me.
Cheers to being in your arms again soon, London.
And Wives, I have a little something for each of you.
Hahaha – not that kind of coming! I’m coming to London to Eroticon 2018!
I attended in 2016 and it quite literally changed my life. For the first time ever I was Hy in real life and real time. I was accepted and welcomed with open arms and I was changed, my DNA forever mutated.
Not only was everyone incredible, but I was honored to be on a panel with Molly and Girl on the Net about blogging and conducted a session on how to write real-life sex scenes. They were significant highlights of the weekend that seemed unmatchable in beauty and and intensity except they so totally were matched by every other moment I had there.
This year I’m not on any panels or conducting any sessions, and nothing is brand spanking new, but this year I am returning. Returning to friends, warm hugs, wives, laughs, community. Home. And I cannot. fucking. wait.
So, without further ado, this is my 2nd Eroticon Meet and Greet post!:
NAME (and Twitter if you have one)
Hyacinth Jones, people call me Hy. @adissolutelife
What are you most looking forward to about Eroticon 2018?
The people! My wives, friends both new and old and real and virtual. Being in England at the end of winter – the land of [some of] my people.
Mostly I’m looking forward to that feeling I had last time of being where I belonged. Living a double life is hard and very few people can relate. Nearly everyone at Eroticon knows what that’s like and it’s a beautiful experience.
We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the play list and tell us why you picked that song
Oh boy… I’m terrible when it comes to naming music! I’ve been listening to a lot of Beastie Boys lately and Time to Get Ill comes to mind. It reminds me of being a girl.
What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?
I was obsessed with horses and wanted to be a jockey. I read every Black Stallion book Walter Farley ever wrote and if I could have been Alec I would have been him for a living.
Weirdest place you’ve ever gotten up to mischief (define ‘mischief’ however you like…)
Under a bridge in downtown. Got on my knees and gave a nice little blowjob while some ducks paddled by in the moonlight. Then literally grabbed my ankles while I got fucked from behind. We were down by the water so passersby couldn’t see us on the higher running trails.
Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself
I lost my virginity at 19.
I love peas.
I wanted 3 babies.
Complete the sentence: I want..
… to be able to stop worrying about money one day. Buy a house, be secure, be loved.