I wake up feeling sassy.

The fact that I have no sexual partner right now does nothing to quell my libido. I just woke up and my first thought was, “I wish someone was here to see this.”

Then I remembered I have this thing called a blog filled with people who actually would appreciate a sexy morning pic of me.

So, get ready, y’all. I’m gonna use and abuse you for my exhibitionistic pleasure in lieu of The Neighbor or any real live man to whom to send these salacious snapshots.

I hope you don’t mind!


Hyacinth follows through on a promise

A week or so ago I promised a little treat to celebrate reaching 100 followers. Here was the break down:

1 question:

If you could only have three movies and three books to watch and read for the rest of your life, which would they be?

Answer: Splash, Shawshank Redemption, and White Christmas; and The Idiot, The Crying of Lot 49, and The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Gah – that’s what I say right now on a pain pill at 1:30 in the morning in May of 2012. It’d be funny to see what I’d say a year from now.

And 19 ideas for pics:

ass – 3
ass + legs, not nude – 1
TN bj – 2, then 1 vote withdrawn
TN panties – 1
covered pussy – 1
hips – 2
boobs – 4
something unique to me – 1
cock between tits – 2
lingerie -1
naked outdoors -1

Is anyone else laughing like I am?? Oh man, that’s goddamned hilarious! Anyway, I’d like to thank everyone who tossed in a vote and give a big Hello and Welcome! to all the newest followers.

And since ass, legs, and hips are basically all the same that means that’s what y’all are gonna get.


I hope this was what you wanted.
Or maybe this is more what you had in mind?
No, wait. This is the one.


Hyacinth wakes up horny.


Nothing sexier than early morning light. I hope The Neighbor appreciates my appreciation. I sent him a couple of these just now for his morning wank.

Like a good neighbor, Hyacinth is there.